How Long Before Sham spews bullshit about the single

[Mezro]

Originally posted by Panamark

I guess he can always blame the Aliens..

The aliens stole his wallet and coaxed him into buying churros in bulk.

The aliens forced him to write It's
About Time.

The aliens created his Star Wars cantina like hair style of 1986.

The aliens fucked up the landscaping on his property.

The aliens gave him Claudio.

The aliens loaned him Mona from a petting zoo.

The aliens told him it would be a good idea to have the black guy from Hootie and The Blowfish in his band.

The aliens gave him that "To Serve Man" book he always quotes in interviews.

The aliens saddled him with flabby milkers, saggy arms and capri shorts.

The aliens showed him that the road to cool runs through Jimmy Buffett's wardrobe.

The aliens taught him to pull the string from an opening (much to the dismay of Mrs. Hagar) so that love can come walking in.

The aliens gave him reverse technology so advanced that all he could do with it was make a vagina with his hands.

Thank you aliens, thank you for dropping a bastard pinata into the frontman spot of what was once the greatest band in the land!

Mezro..i'd like to stick a fish hook into Claudio's urethra to properly thank him for bringing sam and ed together

[rustoffa]

It'll be some cactus juice induced speel about "atmospherics" and shit. "So Mr. Hagar, these "atmospherics" you refer to....does this have anything to do with the Van Allen Belt"? "Nah dude....FUCKING RECORDING....THE SOUND OF THE SONG"! "Didn't mean to strike a nerve, but with all the recent paranormal statements"......"Next question.....get this guy outta here".

[POJO_Risin]

Good to see this turn into a quality thread...

I think I saw on here that it opened at 10?...

funny...cuz I haven't heard it once...

I'm sure we'll get to hear it on Rick Dees fag 40...