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What if, in fact all this time Diamond Dave was actually drinking iced tea out of his own Jack Daniels bottle? I wouldn't put it past him. Smoke & Mirrors, baby.
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The only people who put iced tea in Jack Daniels bottles is the Clash Babeeeeeee -
He should come out with a bottle of Wild Turkey next time around and find a cute chick up front and go, "Hey babe, want to taste my gobbler?" and make turkey noises as he masturbates the Kentucky elixer all over her breasts!No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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And what if there had been whiskey in Mike Anthony's Jack bottles during his damn-it-really-sounds-like-it's-time-to-take-a-piss bass solos?
posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.Comment
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that is perhaps the funniest commetary (besides my own of course) that i've heard on this site.Originally posted by Nitro Express
He should come out with a bottle of Wild Turkey next time around and find a cute chick up front and go, "Hey babe, want to taste my gobbler?" and make turkey noises as he masturbates the Kentucky elixer all over her breasts!Comment
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He is probably the biggest idiot on this site.
Next to you of course.Comment
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I know Dave ain't drinking iced tea, because back in '99 I was standing real close to the chick who received the Jack Daniels Jack, and it definitely whiskey. She smelled like Lynchburg after that. :DComment
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What if?Originally posted by donanger1
What if, in fact all this time Diamond Dave was actually drinking iced tea out of his own Jack Daniels bottle? I wouldn't put it past him. Smoke & Mirrors, baby.
What If you start a thread that is Gay?First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.Comment
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What if EVH wasn't really smoking crack?!?
What if it was Corn Silk........laced with Weed & Feed?!?
Would his hip grow back?!?
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