The OFFICIAL Eddie Van Halen is an Asshole Thread

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  • POJO_Risin
    Roth Army Caesar
    • Mar 2003
    • 40648
    #31
    Originally posted by Don Corleone
    Mike isn't going to be there - Mike fucked up 2 years ago (and I'm not talking about the other half thing). Ed and Al won't forgive for this one, and don't seem willing to forget it either.

    Top and bottom of it is this is the closest thing we're getting to CVH.

    So...let me get this straight...it's okay for us AND Ed and Al to crucify Mike...

    FOR DOING WHAT ED AND AL DID IN 2004?

    wow...

    Bottom line...I could care a less about Mike and whether or not he's in the band...or out of the band...

    it has everything to do with the MUSICIAN asshole brothers spED and Ph-Alex...

    As far as spED and all his "health" and "personal" issues...excuses. THAT'S fucking life. If you are in the public eye...and have fans that have spent thousands of dollars on the name Van Halen...you fucking owe it to them to be straight...

    No news is good news infuckingdeed...

    KNEEL BEFORE THE HYPOCRIT LYING DUTCHMAN!!!!

    They won't get a cent out of me...not a fucking cent...ever again.

    They should be paying US for putting up with their shit.

    This fucking site deserves the name Van Halen more than they do. We carried the fucking torch...

    they just flung shit...
    "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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      • POJO_Risin
        Roth Army Caesar
        • Mar 2003
        • 40648
        #32
        Yo Corleone...to each their own...you know I respect you...

        but on this...we will never agree on...
        "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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          • POJO_Risin
            Roth Army Caesar
            • Mar 2003
            • 40648
            #33
            Originally posted by Don Corleone
            Mike could and would have been part of this reunion, but for a phone call 2 years ago that never got made.

            Funny...I've heard this rumor as well...

            it's not true...the split happened a long fucking time before this...

            BUT IT'S NOT ABOUT MIKE...

            I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF HE'S THERE OR NOT...who fucking cares...

            I never bought an album and said...YEAH...ANOTHER FUCKING MIKE ALBUM...

            WOOOHOOOO....

            Like I said...

            I'm a Van Halen fan...I've been one since I can remember...I have original albums...it's been years...

            I've seen them...

            I've spent idiotic money on them...a lot of it...

            There's not another band even CLOSE to this one...

            and then 1985...

            and then 1992 (first realistic rumors)

            and then 1996

            and then 1998

            and then 2000

            and then 2002...

            2003....

            2004

            2005-2007...


            They've made my fucking band a fucking joke...robbed me of 22 years of fucking music...

            and fucking lied...or better yet...said fucking nothing for years...

            I won't go see them...

            because the thought of fucking LOOKING at them...let alone hearing them...

            makes me want to throw the fuck up...

            Now...I'd pay to fucking bitchslap them...
            "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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              • POJO_Risin
                Roth Army Caesar
                • Mar 2003
                • 40648
                #34
                Originally posted by bantonelli
                Don Corleone is right. A phone call could have changed the fate.
                Good...now they are fucking hypocrites...and spiteful fucking pricks...

                a fucking phone-call...

                jesus christ...get over yourself...

                not you bantonelli...

                them...

                assholes...the whole fucking lot of them...
                "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                  • POJO_Risin
                    Roth Army Caesar
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 40648
                    #35
                    Originally posted by Viking
                    Well, POJO launched this fire-breather about 3:30 this morning, which meant that he had about three fingers left in the bottle when the urge struck him. LMAO :D
                    LMFAO...

                    ...and the man speaketh the truth...

                    ohh...hell yeah...
                    "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                      • Nickdfresh
                        SUPER MODERATOR

                        • Oct 2004
                        • 49567
                        #36
                        And you guys actually beLIEve the self-serving load of shit 'phone call' thing?

                        This is the same circular argument crap these guys have been making for years now in order to rationalize their compulsive fucking over of people...

                        It has nothing to do with the phone call, and it has to do with Mike calling out Ed...

                        May Mrs. Van Halen rest in peace --but her sons are two dicks...
                        Last edited by Nickdfresh; 07-08-2007, 07:00 PM.

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                          • POJO_Risin
                            Roth Army Caesar
                            • Mar 2003
                            • 40648
                            #37
                            It's about the fucking hangnail...
                            "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                              • POJO_Risin
                                Roth Army Caesar
                                • Mar 2003
                                • 40648
                                #38
                                Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                                It has nothing to do with the phone call, and it has to do with Mike calling out Ed...

                                May Mrs. Van Halen rest in peace --but her sons are two dicks...
                                seriously man...

                                I'm not really sure why...

                                but that made me fucking laugh my ass off...
                                "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                                  • POJO_Risin
                                    Roth Army Caesar
                                    • Mar 2003
                                    • 40648
                                    #39
                                    AND I DO SAY...IT'S TIME TO BRING A 'RAGE AGAINST THE VAN HALENS!!!!"
                                    "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                                      • Little Lamont
                                        Head Fluffer
                                        • Mar 2007
                                        • 371
                                        #40
                                        Originally posted by Don Corleone
                                        Mike isn't going to be there - Mike fucked up 2 years ago (and I'm not talking about the other half thing). Ed and Al won't forgive for this one, and don't seem willing to forget it either.

                                        Top and bottom of it is this is the closest thing we're getting to CVH.
                                        Hey man, what did Mike do?

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                                          • POJO_Risin
                                            Roth Army Caesar
                                            • Mar 2003
                                            • 40648
                                            #41
                                            I have a keychain that says that...

                                            'What did Mike Do..."

                                            WdMd

                                            holy shit...THERE ARE THE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!!!

                                            ...and there you go...
                                            "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                                              • POJO_Risin
                                                Roth Army Caesar
                                                • Mar 2003
                                                • 40648
                                                #42
                                                Mike didn't even fucking bother to call my house when my fucking Hamster died...the fucker...

                                                the horror....THE HORROR...
                                                "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                                                  • POJO_Risin
                                                    Roth Army Caesar
                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                    • 40648
                                                    #43
                                                    The whore forgot to pick up the Chalupas on the way home from McDonalds...

                                                    fucking Ronald McDonald throws him off all the damn time...
                                                    "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                                                      • POJO_Risin
                                                        Roth Army Caesar
                                                        • Mar 2003
                                                        • 40648
                                                        #44
                                                        He ACTUALLY called Eddie...

                                                        and when spED answered the phone...he said..."Sammy?..."
                                                        "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                                                          • Coyote
                                                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                                            • Jan 2004
                                                            • 8185
                                                            #45
                                                            Here's to hoping Dave's kicking Ed's lying ass around even as we speak, er, type.
                                                            Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                                                            Originally posted by Seshmeister
                                                            It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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