The OFFICIAL Eddie Van Halen is an Asshole Thread

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  • philouze
    Banned
    • Mar 2004
    • 2171

    #76
    Musicmann likes danger, apparently..
    Nobody fucks with The Poj !

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    • bantonelli
      Crazy Ass Mofo
      • Nov 2004
      • 2629

      #77
      Originally posted by philouze
      Musicmann likes danger, apparently..
      Nobody fucks with The Poj !
      MM....I've enjoyed many of your posts, BUT learn from this one.......whether you agree or disagree with the POJO's opinion, have R-E-S-P-E-C-T and you'll survive the ARMY.
      "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08

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      • philouze
        Banned
        • Mar 2004
        • 2171

        #78
        Yeah, and nobody enjoys my posts ! So show some respect, here, MM !!

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        • MUSICMANN
          Sniper
          • Apr 2004
          • 837

          #79
          Come on guys, had a tough morning, had to eat alot of shit, didn't mean no disrespect. I've been here at the Army way to long not to survive. Sorry POJO, didn't mean to take it out on you.

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          • POJO_Risin
            Roth Army Caesar
            • Mar 2003
            • 40648

            #80
            Originally posted by MUSICMANN
            Dude, shut the fuck up, you are a dumbass. If you are in love with Dave and Dave has become great pals with Ed again, and you still have a problem with the situation that is at hand, then just fucking leave.


            Originally posted by MUSICMANN
            Come on guys, had a tough morning, had to eat alot of shit, didn't mean no disrespect. I've been here at the Army way to long not to survive. Sorry POJO, didn't mean to take it out on you.
            Everyone gets one chance to stick their foot in their fucking mouth....

            There's yours.

            On that note...

            THE ROTH ARMY HAS BEEN GIVEN THE RIGHTS TO THE CONCERT IN THE SHITTER TOUR 2007/2008.

            Bathtub seats are going for a grand...payable to POJO..."the dumbass"
            "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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            • KING OF THE HIL
              Groupie
              • Mar 2004
              • 91

              #81
              POJO I HAVE A VIDEO FOR YOU THESE GUYS KICK ASS

              THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO PUT ICE TEA IN JACK DANIELS BOTTLES IS THE CLASH BABY

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              • POJO_Risin
                Roth Army Caesar
                • Mar 2003
                • 40648

                #82
                spED is on Jenny Crack

                he lost 44 pounds in three days...

                he now weighs -13 pounds...

                I KNOW...LET'S SEND HIM CARDS!
                "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                • POJO_Risin
                  Roth Army Caesar
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 40648

                  #83
                  Dear spEDward...

                  hmmm...that sounds like Squidward...

                  SpongeBob SquarePants anyone?

                  Except in this case...it would be...

                  SpedED NeckBrace

                  anyways...

                  Dear spED--

                  We don't want you weighing negative pounds!

                  We love you inverse MAN!

                  WE LOVE YOU!!!!

                  THAT IS ALL
                  "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                  • Romeo Delight
                    ROCKSTAR

                    • Feb 2005
                    • 5174

                    #84
                    Originally posted by POJO_Risin

                    Dear spED--

                    We don't want you weighing negative pounds!

                    We love you inverse MAN!

                    WE LOVE YOU!!!!

                    THAT IS ALL
                    LMFAOROTFGTIPmyself
                    sigpicRoth Army Canada

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                    • WARF
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 15347

                      #85
                      So Anyways pojo... Does this mean you would go see them with Mikey in the band??

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                      • vh rides again
                        Commando
                        • Dec 2006
                        • 1058

                        #86
                        Originally posted by POJO_Risin
                        Everyone gets one chance to stick their foot in their fucking mouth....

                        There's yours.

                        On that note...

                        THE ROTH ARMY HAS BEEN GIVEN THE RIGHTS TO THE CONCERT IN THE SHITTER TOUR 2007/2008.

                        Bathtub seats are going for a grand...payable to POJO..."the dumbass"
                        that is cool,funny as hell.

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                        • Coyote
                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 8185

                          #87
                          Originally posted by POJO_Risin
                          Everyone gets one chance to stick their foot in their fucking mouth....
                          Which is why I don't speak much.
                          Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                          Originally posted by Seshmeister
                          It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                          • jharp84
                            Veteran
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 2096

                            #88
                            I must say it has been a fuckin fantastic 22 years of anticipation, hope, excitement(especially 1996) waiting for a fuckin miracle! Like 4 guys who once ruled the earth, made the best damn BIGROCK music, put on the best GODDAMN CONCERT(any tour) made millions, laid millions, to put aside their diiffs, say hey WTF, Let's just DO IT! BUT NO!! TO THAT I SAY FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU VERY MUCH EDWARD and ALEX VAN HALEN!! (HAGAR - YOU DON'T EVEN EXIST ON THE SAME LEVEL)

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                            • POJO_Risin
                              Roth Army Caesar
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 40648

                              #89
                              Originally posted by WARF
                              So Anyways pojo... Does this mean you would go see them with Mikey in the band??
                              THE question of the day...

                              No...

                              I think I WOULD go see them if spEDward and neckbrace ever sold Crabbie Patties thought...

                              THAT

                              would be worth my while...
                              "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                              • Loons The Great

                                #90
                                B-B-B-B-B-Beck

                                "Eddie Van Halen Is an Asshole"--Beck

                                Your teeth went black when you kicked out the Mullet
                                And went out and hired his son
                                The eagle did fly when the cabo all went dry
                                And the cigarettes were smoking by themselves...and with spEd

                                SpED'll do anything
                                SpED'll do anything
                                SpED'll do anything to be a total asshole

                                Call her a meth-head crack whoora, she looks the same as you, spEd
                                Question marks stretched across her skin
                                He dangles carrots, makes you feel embarrassed
                                To be the fool we know we are

                                SpED'll do anything
                                SpED'll do anything
                                spED'll do anything to be a total asshole

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