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WARFstradamus

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Warfstradamus Predicts...

07-12-2007, 10:28 PM

Fuck... I don't feel like making any quatrains...
I'll get straight to the point...

It would be so typical for Van Halen to announce tour dates immediately after Hagar announces his tour...

It would be like a "fuck-you" to Sammy And Mikey...

Edward always fires back after an announcement...

Remember when Dave said "the hands fell off the clock?"
Ed announces he has cancer...

So that is my predicition...

"When the moon aligns with Venus, the Man of cheddar will announce his tour... The Idiot Savant beomes sober and the ressurection of Van Halen returns."
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vhwithroth

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07-12-2007, 10:36 PM

lol....ok
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JMJ

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07-12-2007, 11:04 PM

lmfao

classic

prolly true as well :D
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07-12-2007, 11:37 PM

Laugh not!!!!!

WARFstradamus is the seer of all seers!!!!

Fuck Scott Weiland. Fucking asshole. I get trashed all the time and still go to work. And my job sucks ass. -ODShowtime
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Dave2007

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07-13-2007, 12:43 AM

got any lotto numbers?
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bantonelli

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07-13-2007, 02:17 AM

Well no announcement yet, but they've got the Classic Logo on the Live Nation Site... tix soon ?:

http://www.livenation.com/artist/getArtist/artistId/3718/

"Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08
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Jesus Christ

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07-13-2007, 03:21 AM

Verily, not even the Son of Man yet hath the tour dates.
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07-13-2007, 03:41 AM

The man of cheddar... LMFAO
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MAX

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07-13-2007, 04:14 AM

A little Zen headed your way...
You'll get it, halfway down the interstate...
Four days from now, it all goes clear...
A Buddhist riff for your inner ear...

Do you believe?

Don't you trust me???

EAT US AND SMILE!!!!
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07-13-2007, 04:47 AM

Hmmm.....

Lots of people saying this....

BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
Love ya Mary Frances!
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07-13-2007, 05:38 AM

Day-dreaming's gone commercial
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07-13-2007, 05:53 AM

hellooooo Cleveland

"Hey Dave, how come every time I see a picture of you you got your mouth wide open?"

DLR: I got it from the guy in Aerosmith.
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07-13-2007, 06:47 AM

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills

hellooooo Cleveland

"Hey Dave, how come every time I see a picture of you you got your mouth wide open?"

DLR: I got it from the guy in Aerosmith.

That's a cool pic!!!

EAT US AND SMILE!!!!
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David Lee Rocks

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07-13-2007, 07:15 AM

Originally posted by Jesus Christ
Verily, not even the Son of Man yet hath the tour dates.

blasphemy!!!
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David Lee Rocks

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07-13-2007, 07:16 AM

Originally posted by bantonelli
Well no announcement yet, but they've got the Classic Logo on the Live Nation Site... tix soon ?:

http://www.livenation.com/artist/get...artistId/3718/

I believe thats been on there since February or March
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