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  • redblkwht
    Full Member Status

    • Jan 2004
    • 4617

    that sheep pic i almost had beer come thru my nose, funny stuff!
    FORD you rock-

    EUAS

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    • rustoffa
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Jan 2004
      • 8963

      I'll be a sonofabitch! Bow Wow Wow got back together again!

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      • POJO_Risin
        Roth Army Caesar
        • Mar 2003
        • 40648

        A. You are directing yourself right out of the topic...no...I thankfully don't know shit about Sevendust...other than the fact that my wife likes them...listens to them...and thank god...plays that shit when I'm not home...

        B. Dave's glorious solo career? As opposed to what?...Sammy's? that flash in the pan Creed?

        C. Who do I listen to? Well...let me count the ways...not that I give a rat's ass...but sure...I'll roll with you a bit on this...I listen to original rock you idiot...not your cookie cutter 7dust horseshit...and your christian rock band...Creed...

        Within the past 20 years...

        Alice in Chains...ever heard of them...yeah...the one with the dead guy fronting them...you know...with the original sound...

        Guns and Roses...before that idiot Axel smoked Ed's idiot pipe (which you've toked on a few times I'm sure)...

        I Mother Earth...I'm guessing you have no clue...

        Faith No More, Pennywise, Stone Temple...

        looking forward to Velvet Revolver...what little I've heard already has a great sound to it...

        Rage Against the Machine...and even Audioslave...

        so I'd be remissed if I didn't mention Soundgarden in the mix...

        but this is all off topic...and heaven forbid I did that...

        Mickey Mouse...hahahahahahaha...good reference, probably fresh off your latest visit to the movie theater to check out Finding Nemo...

        As far as education goes...well...lmfao...sure...whatever you say...Your brilliance is blindingly stupid...
        "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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        • POJO_Risin
          Roth Army Caesar
          • Mar 2003
          • 40648

          God that picture makes me cringe every time it's posted...

          dude looks like Raggedy Andy...
          "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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          • gslinger
            Foot Soldier
            • May 2004
            • 729

            Originally posted by POJO_Risin
            Yeah...slinger...back to my original thought for this post...

            you gotta love it...

            Sham and the Chirellas take THIRD BILLING to Earth, Wind and Fire...and freakin' Chicago...

            bwahahahahahahaha...

            Van Santa must be steaming...I hope Mary Hart is wearing a cup...
            -----------------------

            Yeahhhhhh, Chicago & EWF, I thought those guys died in a plane crash or something.

            That's greattttttttt....Mary Hart cup FLOL

            Just counting down the days when Diamond Dave gets that $1 million phone call from CCC/WMG and the Van Halen boys can't do shit about it!

            I can hear Diamond now when he gets the mercy/bailout call.........Wellllllll I'm kinda of business, Trixie's here and I gotta go check the air in my big wide white walls on my 51 Merc.....can I call you back laterrrrrrrrr!!
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            • BARE BONE
              Foot Soldier
              • Mar 2004
              • 695

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              Everytime I think I've reached the buttom someone hands me a shovel.

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              • BARE BONE
                Foot Soldier
                • Mar 2004
                • 695

                .
                Everytime I think I've reached the buttom someone hands me a shovel.

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                • pete
                  Crazy Ass Mofo
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 3325

                  Originally posted by dysfunction
                  You know something harder. I'm waiting
                  Your mom's penis is certainly harder.

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                  • guwapo_rocker

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                    • pete
                      Crazy Ass Mofo
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 3325

                      Originally posted by dysfunction
                      You mean about as original as this:

                      Whoo! Bop ba da, shoo-be doo-wah
                      Bop ba da, shoo-be doo-wah
                      (Ba dum bum)
                      Bop ba da, shoo-be do-wah
                      (shoo-be doo-be doo-be do-whum)
                      Bop ba da, shoo-be doo-be doo-be do-wah
                      Bop ba da, shoo-be doo-wah
                      (Bop ba da, shoo-be doo-be doo-be doo-whum)
                      Bop ba da, shoo-be doo-wah
                      (Bop ba da, shoo-be doo-be doo-be doo-whum)
                      Bop ba da, shoo-be doo-wah
                      (Ba dum bum)
                      Bop ba da, shoo-be doo-wah Whoo!

                      That is from I'm the One so you don't have to waste your time looking it up. (Van Halen,1978)
                      That was a homage to Zeppelin sweetheart.

                      (You need a vibrator or a new boyfriend)

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