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  • PETE'S BROTHER
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2007
    • 12678
    #1

    fuckin' hagar

    my buddy back home is the engineer at the edgwater hotel in madison, wi. he just e-mailed me and said he was hangin' out with sammy on the pier this afternoon, and asked if i was jealous. he knows how much i love cvh and hate van-hagar, so i told him "FUCK NO!"
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
    Tags: fuckin, hagar
    • VanHalener
      ROCKSTAR

      • Nov 2006
      • 5451
      #2
      Did you ask him if he gargled after he blew Spam?
      ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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        • Mike-DLR
          Groupie
          • Dec 2006
          • 62
          #3
          hahaha...

          never talk to this so called "buddy" ever again!

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            • Diamondjimi
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • May 2004
              • 12086
              #4
              Re: fuckin' hagar

              Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
              my buddy back home is the engineer at the edgwater hotel in madison, wi. he just e-mailed me and said he was hangin' out with sammy on the pier this afternoon, and asked if i was jealous. he knows how much i love cvh and hate van-hagar, so i told him "FUCK NO!"
              Who is Sammy Hagar ?
              Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                • Sarge's Little Helper
                  Commando
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 1322
                  #5

                  Who is Sammy Hagar ?
                  David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..
                  "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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                    • Mike-DLR
                      Groupie
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 62
                      #6
                      may i?

                      SLH..

                      who is bette midler?

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                        • Sarge's Little Helper
                          Commando
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 1322
                          #7
                          may i?

                          SLH..

                          who is bette midler?
                          Bette Midler is an actress/singer that bears an uncanny resemblance to Sammy Hagar. .. based on both being fat, old, red hair and both have FLOPPY, SLOPPY BREASTS. Bette was in a popular movie called Beaches and Sammy Hagar is just a plain Beatch.Thanks for your time..
                          "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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                            • Mike-DLR
                              Groupie
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 62
                              #8
                              hahaha...well said

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                                • Antman
                                  Commando
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 1261
                                  #9
                                  Very well put.
                                  When the shit hits the fan, close your mouth and duck.

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                                    • binnie
                                      DIAMOND STATUS
                                      • May 2006
                                      • 19145
                                      #10
                                      Hanging out with Spam? Poor guy...
                                      The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                                        • Don Corleone
                                          Veteran
                                          • May 2004
                                          • 2084
                                          #11
                                          Does Mike know Sam's hanging out with other men???
                                          Roth Army Militia

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                                            • Terry
                                              DIAMOND STATUS
                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 12222
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Don Corleone
                                              Does Mike know Sam's hanging out with other men???
                                              Scramby eggs and bacon.

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