Exclusive: "Up For Breakfast" Lyrics

[Alex Mogilny]

"Up For Breakfast"
Lyrics written by Sammy Hagar


Don't touch my pop tart
Not enough bacon
Don't touch my pop tart
My belly's shakin'
Beans beans, make you fart


Chorus:
I'm Up for breakfast
Sure like christmas
Jam on my finger for you to lick
I really like to eat eggs benedict


Mmmmmmmmmhhmmmmm
Ooooooh yeah
Pancakes
Hotcakes
Frosted Flakes
I sure love my baby's poundcake


If you wake up late
don't hesitate
You can have brunch
or later you can have lunch

Repeat Chorus


Gonna give my baby a sugar smack
remind her to eat her sausage
like that duck that says aflac
she holds my froot loops hostage

Repeat chorus

If you heat tha phone go ring-a-ling-a-ding
tell them I'm at Burger King
Up for breakfast

[VANHALEN2004]

Your retarded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[texan69]

WHAT A STUPID ASS MF

[HippieLettuce]

hilarious

[Alex Mogilny]

Originally posted by VANHALEN2004
Your retarded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and drunk....lighten up dude. were you expeccting to see the real lyrics? I bet his are just as dumb as mine.

[kennyboy]

Dude! Those are the lyrics!

[VANHALEN2004]

Nothing beats my Learning to see lyrics

[Panamark]

They are far more complex than anything Hagar could write.

[kennyboy]

Originally posted by VANHALEN2004
Nothing beats my Learning to see lyrics

OK, Supergenius, let's see 'em!

[Alex Mogilny]

Learning To See
Lyrics By Sammy Hagar


Ain't got no glasses
Hot for teacher
sit on bleachers
love those cheerleaders
they got tight asses

chorus:

learning to see
Pink Floyd learned to fly
winning a spelling bee
That ain't no jive


opening my eyes
to the backstage pie
i can see the sky
shooooooooooo
get off my pie dragonfly

I scream you scream
mada lada on da moonbeam
we all scream
when we learn to see
the ice cream

Goin down to Cabo
Drink some tequila
only used to feel ya
but now I can see ya

repeat chorus