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  • Unchainme
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Apr 2005
    • 7746

    Is This Not A Must Have For Every CVH fan for A Reunion party?

    The Spammy Gaygar Pinata!





    Must....Break....With......BAT!

    No blindfolds...As someone would already be blinded with Rage, eh?
    Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team
  • sadaist
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    • Jul 2004
    • 11625

    #2
    What would you fill it with? Or is smashing it it's own reward?

    I wonder if they can make one of my ex.
    “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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    • FORD
      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

      • Jan 2004
      • 59641

      #3
      Can't decide between the Hagar pinata or the Chimpinata on the same page. The Guinness pinata looks pretty cool too, but I wouldn't want to hit that and shatter all the glass bottles inside
      Eat Us And Smile

      Cenk For America 2024!!

      Justice Democrats


      "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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      • bantonelli
        Crazy Ass Mofo
        • Nov 2004
        • 2629

        #4
        Re: Is This Not A Must Have For Every CVH fan for A Reunion party?

        Originally posted by Unchainme
        Since it's all in poor taste anyway....

        The Pinata Molester ... he would love to take a crack at SAMMY's tissued ass!

        "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08

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        • Redballjets88
          Full Member Status

          • Mar 2005
          • 4469

          #5
          Originally posted by sadaist
          What would you fill it with? Or is smashing it it's own reward?

          I wonder if they can make one of my ex.
          i would fill it with some red bloodish stuff.
          R.I.P Van Halen 1978-1984

          hopefully God will ressurect you

          "i wont be messing with you in future.the fearsome redballjets88 for fear of you owning me some more" Axl S


          " I liked Sammy Hagar " FORD

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          • Shaun Ponsonby
            ROTH ARMY ELITE
            • Oct 2004
            • 6409

            #6
            Originally posted by sadaist
            What would you fill it with? Or is smashing it it's own reward?

            I wonder if they can make one of my ex.
            Pure fat and cheese.


            Or Cabo Wabo.


            I must say, I think this is a swell idea.
            Fast & Bulbous, Got Me?

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            • jhale667
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Aug 2004
              • 20929

              #7
              Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
              I must say, I think this is a swell idea.
              Damn straight....how many times have you wanted to hit Spammy with a bat, but didn't want to have to deal with that pesky assault charge? :D
              Originally posted by conmee
              If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

              That is all.

              Icon.
              Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
              I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


              Originally posted by Isaac R.
              Then it's really true??

              The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

              OMFG...who in their right mind...???
              Originally posted by eddie78
              I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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              • diamondsgirl
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Apr 2004
                • 7563

                #8
                Originally posted by jhale667
                Damn straight....how many times have you wanted to hit Spammy with a bat, but didn't want to have to deal with that pesky assault charge? :D
                LOL. :D
                “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                • vhwithroth
                  Groupie
                  • Jul 2005
                  • 51

                  #9
                  Originally posted by jhale667
                  Damn straight....how many times have you wanted to hit Spammy with a bat, but didn't want to have to deal with that pesky assault charge? :D
                  fuck it!! Not literally. If i could take one whack at spam with a baseball bat,it would be worth laying out that fat pig!!

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                  • Panamark
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 17161

                    #10
                    Originally posted by sadaist
                    What would you fill it with? Or is smashing it it's own reward?


                    Mini Mikey Dolls that shoot out its ass everytime
                    you belt it !
                    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                    Love ya Mary Frances!

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                    • MAX
                      Rotharmy Gladiator

                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 13001

                      #11
                      This 'tis another one of those times where I cry "WHY IS SPAM IN MAIN?!?!?!?!?!?" Yet, this shit is infact funny!!! Dunno if it's "Main" worthy but who am I to judge?

                      A Hagar pinata? WTF!!!

                      Still, imagine just smacking the living shit out of that thing? Could be fun, healthy and let out a lot of inner aggression.

                      I'd imagine the thing would bust open spilling out individual/party-sized velveeta packets, minibottles of that horsepiss tequila of his, little HOW TO booklets describing (in detail) the process of committing lyrical felonies, nekkid groupie pics of Van Squalen (in various poses and the ones turned down by Jenny Craig) from Roy's own personal collection, a signed copy (personally autographed by both Haganthony themselves) of "Wannabe Rockstars For Dummies" and a gift certificate for a lifetime supply of capri pants from Sam's Club, no?

                      Too funny.
                      EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                      • binnie
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • May 2006
                        • 19145

                        #12
                        It's a fucking scary-looking thing!
                        The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                        • hideyoursheep
                          ROTH ARMY ELITE
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 6351

                          #13
                          How much to get himself inside?

                          Tell him there's food in it?

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                          • ThrillsNSpills
                            ROTH ARMY ELITE
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 6627

                            #14
                            Originally posted by sadaist
                            What would you fill it with? Or is smashing it it's own reward?
                            An AM radio playing one of his sappy ballads and every time he takes a hit
                            the tempo is slower and he makes an "uh" sound .

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