Alright, READ THIS BEFORE YOU POST, GODDAMN IT!

[FORD]

1) We have all seen the motherfucking Melodicrock announcement and the motherfucking MSNBC article. Post it again and Satan will rise up from Hell and ram a flaming pitchfork straight up your ass!!

2) If you are a Hindu Spammer, a Herpes infested uni-browed retard from Michigan, or a Gay Guy from South Beach with unrequited homo love for DLR, NOBODY GIVES A FLYING FUCK WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY, so don't bother posting it here.

3) Impeach Gonzo. Impeach Cheney. Chimpeach Bush. In that order.


Thank you, and drive through.

FORD, moderator

[ELVIS]

You think this thread is inviting to newcomers who might be interested in new Van Halen news ??

I find it to be a bit harsh myself, you know, this place being a message board and all...

LMAO!

[ELVIS]

I mean warning, not thread...

[FORD]

The newbies should be able to read, and notice that some threads (i.e the Melodicrock announcement) have been done already.

And I don't give a flying fuck what the trolls and sheep think.