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Whats it like being a Van Hagar fan?
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I would have to guess that being a Van Hagar fan is like being the guy who drops the soap in a prison shower full of burly guys. You know your going to get shafted up the arse, its just a question of when and who's first.Roth Army MilitiaComment
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I would guess you wake up, have a cheese omlete. Rush off to the Links to tell all your fellow posters how much you love them and they are great, and the world is great, and Dave is an ass.
Then you would head to the Roth army where you get intelligent conversation, find out whats really going on with the sisters, and get your ass kicked.
Home for dinner-grilled cheese.
Back to Amry for more of the same.
Then you spend the rest of the evening wanking because the Army is sick of you and your wittle feewings are hurt. Watch Mary Tyler Moore reruns.
Off to bed, count sheep. Wank again cause you are so turned on.
Nightmarish dreams of what Dave's balls must really be like make you a little cranky the next day for a repeat of same.Comment
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Anybody here drive by a theater when THE BRIDGES OF MADISON COUNTY was playing? See the guys, who couldn't say no to their wives/girlfriends, stuck in line outside trying to pretend that they really WANTED to go to see this movie. Yet, you could tell from the look in their eyes they secretly wanted someone to SHOOT THEM before they got into the theater? BINGO!!!
That's what it's like being a Van Hagar fan!!!
DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!!Comment
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I dig Rollins. I love old Black Flag. Check out Drinkin' and Drivin'. It's a kick ass tongue in cheek tune. He also has some very entertaining spoken word dics available. He kicks ass live either way. Besides, you have to respect a guy who can kick your ass, then just kick your ass.He throws a punch.
He swings. I duck.
His fat ass falls...
Hey Sammy,you still SUCK!Comment
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Being a Van Hagar fan is 5150. We get to hear and appreciate a couple decades worth of awesome music and we can actually admit that we like it.
The only difference between us and you is that you can not admit that you like it, but you know you do.-We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "Smart"?
-If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier.Comment
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No, you don't get it. Some of us HATED it from the first listen back in 1986. TERRIBLE. To hear 3/4 of what was once the GREATEST AMERICAN HARD ROCK BAND reduced to a slightly more nimble-fingered JOURNEY was not an enjoyable experience. And it hasn't gotten ANY better over the years.
Somebody posted lyrics from "UP-CHUCK FOR BREAKFAST" and they made "Amsterdam" look like Shakespeare!!!!!
A total EMBARRASSMENT!!!
DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!Comment
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