Some guy came into my house the other day and talked down on Dave's name.

[VanHalener]

Re: Some guy came into my house the other day and talked down on Dave's name.

Originally posted by Sarge
From about a month ago
Ok one of my sons friends was spending the night.. he is 10.
His dad came over to pick him up and I let him into my house.

My house... better known as the Roth Army World Headquarters...where this site was created and maintained.

Anyways.. this guy walks in and we are having some small talk and he looks over at my mantle at my autographed Crazy From The Heat Book.
Now most people have a bible on their mantle... but for heathens like myself.. CFTH.. is the new testament.

The guy grabs the book and says "David Lee Roth .. huh? I always liked Sammy Hagar better in Van Halen"

How dare this guy come into the "Roth Army World Headquarters" and talk down on the Commander In Chiefs Name!
What the fuck.

Anyways.. I was floored.. I told the guy.
"Why? The most interesting thing about Van Halen.. is David Lee Roth"
In the middle of my speech on how Hagar ruined Van Halen with "Too close to mommy" lyrics, ballads and CHEESE.. and how Diamond Dave is the Greatest Frontman In Rock History..on how I like my brand of Van Halen..

.... I look down at the dude..
He is wearing white tube socks.. pulled up to his fucking kneecaps and sandals...
What the hell!
That stopped me mid sentence..
I was wasting my time...
I then realized that this fucking guy would never see the light.
You either get it.. or you don't
Some people will never get it because they are just FUCKING LAME!


Classic Van Halen is an attitude.
If you have no attitude ... if you like "punk ASS, Cheesey Lyrics and Listening to shit" then Hagar is a good choice for you.
If you prefer to listen to music that is aggressive and full of testosterone with a little bit of humor.. then listen to Dave.

The guy got showed the door...and won't be back.

I think he got away easy

Sarge,

I am going to need a description and location of this individual in order to begin this his reeducation.

Thanks,

Vanhalener

[TAKIN WHISKEY]

Tube socks and sandals Could it have possibly been Waldo? Still mad at the bus driver after all these years?

[thetoolrules]

Re: Some guy came into my house the other day and talked down on Dave's name.

Originally posted by Sarge
From about a month ago
Ok one of my sons friends was spending the night.. he is 10.
His dad came over to pick him up and I let him into my house.

My house... better known as the Roth Army World Headquarters...where this site was created and maintained.

Anyways.. this guy walks in and we are having some small talk and he looks over at my mantle at my autographed Crazy From The Heat Book.
Now most people have a bible on their mantle... but for heathens like myself.. CFTH.. is the new testament.

The guy grabs the book and says "David Lee Roth .. huh? I always liked Sammy Hagar better in Van Halen"

How dare this guy come into the "Roth Army World Headquarters" and talk down on the Commander In Chiefs Name!
What the fuck.

Anyways.. I was floored.. I told the guy.
"Why? The most interesting thing about Van Halen.. is David Lee Roth"
In the middle of my speech on how Hagar ruined Van Halen with "Too close to mommy" lyrics, ballads and CHEESE.. and how Diamond Dave is the Greatest Frontman In Rock History..on how I like my brand of Van Halen..

.... I look down at the dude..
He is wearing white tube socks.. pulled up to his fucking kneecaps and sandals...
What the hell!
That stopped me mid sentence..
I was wasting my time...
I then realized that this fucking guy would never see the light.
You either get it.. or you don't
Some people will never get it because they are just FUCKING LAME!


Classic Van Halen is an attitude.
If you have no attitude ... if you like "punk ASS, Cheesey Lyrics and Listening to shit" then Hagar is a good choice for you.
If you prefer to listen to music that is aggressive and full of testosterone with a little bit of humor.. then listen to Dave.

The guy got showed the door...after i sucked his cock, and he won't be back unless he washes his balls.

I think he got away easy

it's not polite to have dirty balls.

[Ed Roth]

Is that what all your boyfriends tell you, Jimmy Kennedy?

[TOM_5150]

This dude sounds like a nerd!!!

[FORD]

Originally posted by TOM_5150
This dude sounds like a nerd!!!

Also sounds like most of the Chedheads I saw at the 2002 tour.

[Nitro Express]

I have Crazy From the Heat in our bathroom. It's perfect throne reading material because you can crack the book open anywhere, start reading and it's always good nomatter where you jump in.

[jero]

Funny story dude LOL

[Dave's PA Rental]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Pulling up two year old threads is a great idea, too.

Dude, no one here is allowed to hate on GoldenAwe.

Didnt you get the memo?

[thetoolrules]

i feel an erectifying shit cummin on....

[Matt White]

Originally posted by thetoolrules
i feel an erectifying shit cummin on....

Van Hagar has that effect on people..............


Yup...either they get it...or tell 'em to FUCK OFF.....


DAVE OR THE GRAVE

[thetoolrules]

dave's makin me wanna have a shyatt.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Dave's PA Rental
Dude, no one here is allowed to hate on GoldenAwe.

Didnt you get the memo?

Oh, I know that...well, unless it's Brett...lmao

Actually, 4moreyears pulled it up...

[BottomLine65]

There are still jackoffs out there when you mention Van Halen, they'll say, "Oh...I don't like him" Give me a freakin' break!
Nice recap Sarge!

[Sugar-Dave]

socks in sandals??

that is the worst!