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Tube sock ace is a fan of the Tub Rocker...figures...maybe that guy should slip into something more comfortable...like a coma!!
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Originally posted by Sarge
From about a month ago
Ok one of my sons friends was spending the night.. he is 10.
His dad came over to pick him up and I let him into my house.
My house... better known as the Roth Army World Headquarters...where this site was created and maintained.
Anyways.. this guy walks in and we are having some small talk and he looks over at my mantle at my autographed Crazy From The Heat Book.
Now most people have a bible on their mantle... but for heathens like myself.. CFTH.. is the new testament.
The guy grabs the book and says "David Lee Roth .. huh? I always liked Sammy Hagar better in Van Halen"
How dare this guy come into the "Roth Army World Headquarters" and talk down on the Commander In Chiefs Name!
What the fuck.
Anyways.. I was floored.. I told the guy.
"Why? The most interesting thing about Van Halen.. is David Lee Roth"
In the middle of my speech on how Hagar ruined Van Halen with "Too close to mommy" lyrics, ballads and CHEESE.. and how Diamond Dave is the Greatest Frontman In Rock History..on how I like my brand of Van Halen..
.... I look down at the dude..
He is wearing white tube socks.. pulled up to his fucking kneecaps and sandals...
What the hell!
That stopped me mid sentence..
I was wasting my time...
I then realized that this fucking guy would never see the light.
You either get it.. or you don't
Some people will never get it because they are just FUCKING LAME!
Classic Van Halen is an attitude.
If you have no attitude ... if you like "punk ASS, Cheesey Lyrics and Listening to shit" then Hagar is a good choice for you.
If you prefer to listen to music that is aggressive and full of testosterone with a little bit of humor.. then listen to Dave.
The guy got showed the door...and won't be back.
I think he got away easy
Calm down you fucking nutswinger, I love Dave too but people have opinions. Don't have a fanboygasm.Comment
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Re: Some guy came into my house the other day and talked down on Dave's name.
The tube socks and sandals will explain his bad taste...Originally posted by Sarge
... He is wearing white tube socks.. pulled up to his fuckin kneecaps and sandals...
The guy got showed the door...and won't be back...
And you have all the rights to throw out of your house, an individual who's choices are obviously screwed up...
BUT
What would you do in MY position?
About 6 months ago, a very good friend of mine threw me on the floor...
I was talking about V.H. and D.L R. and she said;
"Ho yes, isn't he the signer from V.H.?"
I said;
"Yes, the original one, before that clown who took over..."
She replied;
"Ho, I didn't know they had changed signer... to me, they really are the same"!
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
I 've been reconsidering our friendship and all I can come up with, to make an excuse for her is that she doesn't really know about R & R alltogether...
But still, I think that there are... no excuse for mistaking Dave with Spam!
Saclilege! :eek:http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
Originally posted by Nitro Express
... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpgOriginally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
[B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...Originally posted by VanHalener
... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...Originally posted by FORD
... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...Comment
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To me, Sammay Hagar is a fat version of Art Garfunkel, whom I hate with a passion. Doesn't look good, does it? But besides, I've heard people slag off Dave all the time, but hey, at least he had a decent hairdo. *^_^* \m/Comment
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Re: Some guy came into my house the other day and talked down on Dave's name.
That's pretty hellarious indeed boss! ... what is understood need not be discussedOriginally posted by Sarge
I was wasting my time... I then realized that this fucking guy would never see the light. You either get it.. or you don't
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Last edited by Eyes of the Night; 01-13-2007, 08:18 PM.Broken down n' dirty dressed in rags ...Comment
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Yes, but Sammy Hagar can.. umm.. good G-d I don't really remember what he did before VH, bass?Originally posted by ELVIS
Bette Midler can sing though...
Oh now wait, I remember we had a Hagar album covers thread and the VOA one, parachuting with guitar.
Yes, that's it. He's a skydiving daredevil: he parachutes into people's yards.Comment
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Since this old thread got bumped...
Just as a friendly reminder to all who seek to enter Fort VanHalener, you will be questioned on this matter before you are allowed entry. If you get the answer wrong my neighbor's dog will chase your lame ass of the grounds, or if he's not chillin' in my yard I ll mace your ass and go get my neighbor's dog who is a huge CVH fan.
~Please sign the waiver at the mailbox before crossing property line~~Only you can prevent low volume~Comment
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I guess there was a crash of glass with a ten year old kid flying out the window.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992Comment
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Dammit....I thought Sarge had made another appearance here.
Oh well....Comment
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Good to see my ignore list still works... a Gar free world is still a good thing!!"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”Comment
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Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.Comment
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Starring Bette Midler as Sammy Hagar - roses for yo mammy (tears later, boy)THINK LIKE THE WAVESComment
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