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  • TheRothMan
    Full On Cocktard
    • May 2004
    • 27

    The "Wolfie" Tour

    I'd like to sound off on this new quote Van Halen unquote tour. I feel I am entitled to sound off because I am one of the chosen few who witnessed a true Van Halen concert in 1979 with the "real" Van Halen.

    To draw an analogy for this new tour; it's kind of like if you went to the pet store and bought a cute little puppy. The puppy licks your face when you call his name. He wags his tail when you bring him to the park to run free. But when you finally get him home, he shits on your brand new shoes. Do you know what I'm saying?

    It still will not be a true Van Halen show without MA. Like him or not, MA was a part of the "real" Van Halen. I have read so many posts on this site trying to downplay his importance. "Maybe this kid can sing the high notes" are one of many opinions I have read. "Maybe the kid can make us forget about MA" writes another. Well, I'll tell you. I'm tired of it. Give me MA or give me death, I say.
  • Panamark
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 17161

    #2
    Wow ! Nows theres a fresh idea for a thread !

    Man, you and I could set this board on fire,
    Ive just had this cool idea for a thread too,
    "Dave is better than Sammy"

    Fucking A man !!

    Welcome to the Army !
    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
    Love ya Mary Frances!

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    • PlexiBrown
      Commando
      • Mar 2006
      • 1264

      #3
      For people who feel bad about this could you imagine how much it would suck if the press conference Monday was to announce the 2007 Van Hagar tour?
      And God heard the voice of the lad. Then the angel of God called to Hagar out of heaven, and said to her, “What ails you, Hagar? Genesis 21:17

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      • TheRothMan
        Full On Cocktard
        • May 2004
        • 27

        #4
        Originally posted by Panamark
        Wow ! Nows theres a fresh idea for a thread !

        ......

        Welcome to the Army !

        Aren't you even slightly depressed about this tour? I mean, c'mon you can't honestly say you are happy about this predicament.

        Suppose you were on your honeymoon. You have reserved the best hotel in French Polynesia. You carry your new bride over the thresh hold. Your mouth is watering for things to come. You lay on the bed with your new bride. You both sip Clos du Mesnil 1995 while looking in each others eyes. The anticipation builds. You can't wait any longer. And then, and then! She tells you she's frigid. No sex for you boy! None. Zip. How would you feel? I'll tell you how I'd feel. I'd feel cheated; that's how I would feel.

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        • northern boy
          Full On Cocktard
          • Nov 2006
          • 20

          #5
          Sorry dude, but get over it or dont show up. Mike's gone thats all there is to it. Honestly I'm looking foward to Dave and Ed on stage together again, not much else matters to me I just hope they play Vancouver if so I'm there.

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          • Panamark
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 17161

            #6
            Originally posted by TheRothMan
            Aren't you even slightly depressed about this tour? I mean, c'mon you can't honestly say you are happy about this predicament.

            Suppose you were on your honeymoon. You have reserved the best hotel in French Polynesia. You carry your new bride over the thresh hold. Your mouth is watering for things to come. You lay on the bed with your new bride. You both sip Clos du Mesnil 1995 while looking in each others eyes. The anticipation builds. You can't wait any longer. And then, and then! She tells you she's frigid. No sex for you boy! None. Zip. How would you feel? I'll tell you how I'd feel. I'd feel cheated; that's how I would feel.
            Feeling Cheated ?

            Ive been feeling that way since the 5150 album and Dave's
            departure.. Why should that change now ?

            Glass is 3/4 full, or 1/4 empty..

            Whatever..

            I would love the original 4, but for the moment,
            the most significant 3 will have to do...

            Things to make you feel better..

            Van Hagar, Sammy, The other Half, everything those
            stoopid sheep stood for is dead and buried..

            Mike loved being in Van Halen *WITHOUT* Dave..
            Should we feel sorry for him now ??
            Its clear where his aliances are...

            Im not giving up total hope that they will bring him
            back in down the track.. Wolf may not work out ?

            But until then, its Van Halen, as close as we remember..
            BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
            Love ya Mary Frances!

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            • Antman
              Commando
              • Jan 2004
              • 1261

              #7
              Originally posted by Panamark
              Feeling Cheated ?

              Ive been feeling that way since the 5150 album and Dave's
              departure.. Why should that change now ?

              Glass is 3/4 full, or 1/4 empty..

              Whatever..

              I would love the original 4, but for the moment,
              the most significant 3 will have to do...

              Things to make you feel better..

              Van Hagar, Sammy, The other Half, everything those
              stoopid sheep stood for is dead and buried..

              Mike loved being in Van Halen *WITHOUT* Dave..
              Should we feel sorry for him now ??
              Its clear where his aliances are...

              Im not giving up total hope that they will bring him
              back in down the track.. Wolf may not work out ?

              But until then, its Van Halen, as close as we remember..
              True. True.
              When the shit hits the fan, close your mouth and duck.

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              • frankfasteddie
                Roadie
                • Dec 2005
                • 115

                #8
                One less person in line for a ticket....more for me
                Are you Mr. Roth? I said yes I am. She said well Mr. Roth I can't serve you anymore because I think your drunk and if I was you girlfriend I'd put poison in your drink! And I looked in the bottle and I said why you old witch if I was your boyfriend I'd fucking well drink it too!!!!

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                • wrm
                  Roth Army Recruit
                  • Jun 2005
                  • 8

                  #9
                  Whose got more analogies..."therothman" or Paul Stanley from Kiss.

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                  • HOGLEG
                    Full On Cocktard
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 41

                    #10
                    I saw VH in Kansas City in 1982. Does that make me also one of the "chosen ones"? If so, should I start a thread and say that I saw MA with Sammy last summer and it sucked, and I will look forward to Wolfie?

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                    • bantonelli
                      Crazy Ass Mofo
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 2629

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Panamark
                      Feeling Cheated ?


                      Mike loved being in Van Halen *WITHOUT* Dave..
                      Should we feel sorry for him now ??
                      Its clear where his aliances are...

                      That's right! There wasn't any "mourning" from Mike about Dave...in fact, MA puts Dave down in a DVD...no love lost there.

                      The Reunion of this Tour is only in regards to Ed and Dave reuniting, which is THE SHOW!:D
                      "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08

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