Did any of you alternative lifestyle folks...

[Jimmy Jingles]

Holy shit this is a funny fucking thread!

[Figs]

Wolfgang is a world class musician; he's fucking dangerous man!



Well, that's what Eddie said anyway....

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Figs
Wolfgang is a world class musician; he's fucking dangerous man!



Well, that's what Eddie said anyway....

"gary is my soulmate...if he's in...he's in for life...and if anything happens, I'll pick up the tuba..."

well, that's something eddie said, too...anyway...

[Figs]

"Michael Anthony is part of this band's history...Meet us in the future, not the pasture," ..... "I'm shocked that any of us are still vertical" after all these years. But as for the band's current sound, he said, "it's young, it's skinny and it's f--king amazing."




One of the guys at the press conference this past Monday...

[Don Corleone]

Hmmm... And now now Mikes back on the album.

Wonder why that would be???

[bluemustard]

Because the Wolfie thing is a hoax..Mike will be in North Carolina
LOL!!
Don't you understand the Van Halen humor?

[bluemustard]

It's gonna be like that Tina Turner video "Tonight".
When David Bowie showed up.
The curtains will fall and Michael will be there.
LMFAO

[ELVIS]

UmmmHmmm...

[bluemustard]

ya see.. Mike's mullet wasn't fully grown when they had the press conference..so Wolfie took his place.
He needs more time for the full mullet.

[GO-SPURS-GO]

Originally posted by bluemustard
It's 4pm in Amsterdam.
Havin'a couple of beers.Been clean from the weed for 4 weeks now.

Soon I'll take it easy on the beer.
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Now back to MA.

You guys gotta watch this. Bluemustard is putting up lies. Watch the end of this, that person is a fraud and full of shit! Bluemustard, you are PATHETIC!
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NOW BACK TO VH....

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by matt19
Come on dude, that is just a retarded thing to say. Well the backing vocals will be better... come on if you are going to a VAN HALEN concert to hear back up vocals wtf are you on a ROTH site for?

Really? You really think that?:D

Just asking cause that doesn't make any sense. That being said none of us have even heard the kid play.

Well, I've heard the real Van Halen play. And none of you will this fall...

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by bluemustard
Done that in 1999..made a 16mm movie where the twin towers get hit by 2 aircrafts.Ask Bill Hick's friend.Sacredcow.com

And this offends the Muslims fanatics living in your nation how?

Been there dude..just refuse to kill babies over a buck and oil.

Congratulations! So do I.

You want a medal you humanitarian?


BTW, your gov't sent troops too!

If some muslim people wanna beat their wife..fine..Americans do it too.

That's not the same as murdering directors for criticisms of religious excesses...

I don't like to stir shit up.
I like peace and aloha.
Anyway..just fookin wit cha..
Cheers mate!

Worked for a porn channel..seen enough for a lifetime.
Ain't makin' gay flicks..
Makin'a music film now.

I ain't mad at cha!..just talkin'bullshit when I pour a little liquor.

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Cheers yourself. And save me some of that weed...

[GO-SPURS-GO]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh

And save me some of that weed...

Ah hah... Now I understand your paranoia! You know Nick, if you would stop burning up your Endorphins, you won't be so bitter and paranoid. Then you could stop being so Partisan.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Well, I've heard the real Van Halen play. And none of you will this fall...

Well, so have I and I think this tour will be great and I can't fucking wait!!!

What I still don't get from you is why all of the bellyaching? Seriously, we get your stance and you're another one of those MA or the highway folks.

The last time I checked, this site was called the ROTHARMY no? Henceforth, it ill behooves me as to why this bassplayer issue is still and cuntinually brought up on this site?

As Paul McCartney said in that Anthology about a decade ago when asked why people have always bitched about the White Album, he replied "It's the bloody Beatles, so shutup!" I think the same should be applied here...

IT'S DAVID LEE ROTH, SO SHUTUP!!!

I believe BS1 said it best that it's NOT a full-fledged "reunion" as did DLR but so what? This is the closest you're going to get. Also, and I've said it a gazillion times... The exclusion of MA rids us diehards of the last remnants of the most annoying population of the VH fanbase that's left. So, let them all go and sing a touching version of "Coombiya" or however you spell it? Good friggin' riddance, IMO.

That guy (MA's) doing his thing with the poodle, we get VH and that's that.

I'm gonna have fun as are everyone else who's stoked for this thing. The last thing we need at some rock and roll show is this endless pouting (I'm not citing you personally Nick) but when is this bassplayer issue going to be put to bed?

[ELVIS]

Koom-bai-ah...

I think...