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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32942
    #1

    Vallerie is releasing a tell all book

    The former Mrs. Van Halen is releasing an autobiography which will include life with Eddie and Van Halen. I heard the release date is April of next year.

    Mike should write a book with VH being in the lime light right now. I'm actually more interesting in reading new dirt than seeing the tour.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!
    Tags: book, releasing, vallerie
    • Panamark
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 17161
      #2
      Jenny Craig advertising obviously doesn't pay that well...

      Will she have one chapter on how she used to hand deliver
      Eddie his Coke and Alcohol, then another about being
      in a horrible relationship with an alcoholic ??
      "I just didn't see it coming"
      BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
      Love ya Mary Frances!

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        • Hardrock69
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Feb 2005
          • 21897
          #3
          I saw this posted some weeks ago around here.

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            • PlexiBrown
              Commando
              • Mar 2006
              • 1264
              #4
              If in the book she says that she handled Eddie's issues "one day at a time", I will wipe my ass with it.
              And God heard the voice of the lad. Then the angel of God called to Hagar out of heaven, and said to her, “What ails you, Hagar? Genesis 21:17

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                • BITEYOASS
                  ROTH ARMY ELITE
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 6530
                  #5
                  the booked should be titled "Yoko 2.0" :D

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                    • ROTHisGOD
                      Head Fluffer
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 234
                      #6
                      exactly...

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                        • letsrock
                          Veteran
                          • Mar 2007
                          • 1595
                          #7
                          About how she cant stop eating.

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                            • chi-town324
                              Crazy Ass Mofo
                              • Feb 2007
                              • 2618
                              #8
                              wow... another chance to "CASH IN" on the Van Halen fame....i guess the" one day at a time" royalties are not quite keeping up with the cost of living
                              Last edited by chi-town324; 08-26-2007, 11:10 AM.

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                                • chi-town324
                                  Crazy Ass Mofo
                                  • Feb 2007
                                  • 2618
                                  #9
                                  [QUOTE]Originally posted by chi-town324
                                  [B]
                                  Last edited by chi-town324; 08-26-2007, 11:09 AM.

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                                    • DrMaddVibe
                                      ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 6686
                                      #10
                                      "How to make a ton acting in crappy movies and eating it away" - By child TV star Valerie Bertinelli-Van Halen

                                      "The Enabler" ???

                                      "Cock Blocker" ???

                                      "I ate all of the brown M&M's" HA!

                                      "I'm a used to be" Where have I heard that one?

                                      "Dutch Date, my life with an alcoholic"

                                      "DNA legacy"

                                      "I'm not Dave's bitch"

                                      "He cries"

                                      "Women and children first"

                                      "I gave my best years"

                                      "Schneider's back door affair"

                                      "The alcohol diaries"
                                      http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x...auders1zl5.gif
                                      http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c4...willywonka.gif

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                                        • binnie
                                          DIAMOND STATUS
                                          • May 2006
                                          • 19145
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Panamark


                                          Will she have one chapter on how she used to hand deliver
                                          Eddie his Coke and Alcohol, then another about being
                                          in a horrible relationship with an alcoholic ??
                                          "I just didn't see it coming"
                                          Yup.

                                          I can't imagine that it will be a very interesting read. Personally, if you have kids I really don't think that you should write books like this, it'll only cause them pain.

                                          No-one likes knowing that their parents are fallible, and by God is Ed fallible....
                                          The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                                            • VanHalener
                                              ROCKSTAR

                                              • Nov 2006
                                              • 5451
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Nitro Express
                                              I'm actually more interesting in reading new dirt than seeing the tour.
                                              I hope I get to Meet Val before it's too late for her to edit her final draft. I'd like an honorable mention in the last chapter.
                                              ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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