The Official Portland 12/1 Meetup/Review Thread

[vh rides again]

you fuckin fags would bitch no matter what.

what kind of idiot loses vanhalen tickets? what a dumbfuck.

[seenbad]

Well, too bad for that I guess.

Fuckin great show.

[Jim Shetterlini]

Originally posted by delta5150
AFTER OVER 2 MONTHS OF TOURING AND SEEING AND HEARING WHAT I COULD, I REALLY
COULDN'T AGREE WITH YOU MORE, YOU REALLY HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD, NICE TO SEE ONE STICK OUT THEIR NECK AND SPEAK THE TRUTH,
5 STARS BUENO BOB

THIS WHOLE "REUNION" THING IS TOO CONTRIVED AND HASN'T LIVED UP TO EVEN 1/2 THE HYPE, NOT TAKING AWAY THE FACT THAT I'M AS GLAD AS ANYONE HERE TO SEE ED AND DAVE BACK, I REALLY DO HOPE THEY GET BACK IN THE STUDIO AND OFFER US SOMETHING NEW FOR THE FANS, WE'VE BEEN WAITING AN ETERNITY, BUT IT'S ED'S WAY

ANOTHER THING TO NOTE, I WAS OPTIMISTIC ABOUT WOLFIE BEING IN THE BAND AT FIRST, BUT I'M SORRY, HE'S WAY TOO YOUNG, HASN'T GOT THE CHARACTER, FINESSE, CHARISMA OF A ROCK N' ROLL PLAYER YET, OF COURSE, LEADING TO THE FACT THAT I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY MISS MICHAEL ANTHONY, HE'S NO VIRTUOSO, BUT HE SURE KNOWS HOW PARTY, AND THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN A MORE CLASSIC VAN HALEN VIBE THERE, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A POWER TRIO ON STAGE (HAVEN'T FORGETTEN ALEX, WHO IS DOING A GREAT JOB) WITH THEIR FUNNY AND MISSED CHOREOGRAPHY, AND NOT TWO MEN BABYSITTING A TEENAGER.

LASTLY...

Everything here is all gay except Hagar sucks donkey dicks. WAY GAY!!!!!

[vh rides again]

Originally posted by Jim Shetterlini
Everything here is all gay except Hagar sucks donkey dicks. WAY GAY!!!!!

no shit, buzzkill Bob and this other dumbfuck do their best to somehow not let this thing be a good time.

i cant read anything tour related with these two goofballs telling everyone how fucked up it is and how much they dont care.

we heard ya bob, nobody cares.

[Kermit The Frog]

Who was the guy in the Got Roth shirt right behind the ramp, center stage?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by vh rides again
you fuckin fags would bitch no matter what.

what kind of idiot loses vanhalen tickets? what a dumbfuck.

Oh fuck you, cocksucker. Hey, if you get the dick out of your mouth long enough, Ed's got an available slot.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Jim Shetterlini
Everything here is all gay except Hagar sucks donkey dicks. WAY GAY!!!!!

Fuck you too, Jack.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by vh rides again
no shit, buzzkill Bob and this other dumbfuck do their best to somehow not let this thing be a good time.

Fuck off, cockboy.

I'll post any mother fucking thing I want on this site and I'll fucking say it again -

This isn't Van Halen. It's the fucking Eddie Van Halen Band. And I'm FUCKING GLAD I didn't go.

Originally posted by vh rides again
i cant read anything tour related with these two goofballs telling everyone how fucked up it is and how much they dont care.

We have a name for people like you, of course...



Edsheep.

Originally posted by vh rides again
we heard ya bob, nobody cares.

You fucking cared enough to respond, didn't ya, dipshit?

Now you tell me who looks fucking stupid. You got a problem with my stance?

SO THE FUCK WHAT?

I swear to fucking Christ right here and right now, I will KEEP with my stance and call this tour a cash-grab bullshit day late and a dollar short extravaganza even if I'm the last mother fucking person on this website saying it.

MAKE IT VAN HALEN OR FORGET IT.

75% and nothing to promote in the middle of the winter is NOT enough for more discriminating tastes that demand more.

You? Glad you're easily satisfied. Me? I've had too many years of Eddie's bullshit and the simple fact that the original singer has evolved into his new Yes-Man isn't going to sway me for a fucking second.

I'm guess I'm just TRULY discriminating. A REAL Van Halen connoisseur.

Finally? Wolfgang Van Halen is an eyesore and has NO fucking business being on that stage.

Got an opinion - gonna speak it. Pisses you off? Fucking BEAUTIFUL. That's icing on my mother fucking cake, dick.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by seenbad
Well, too bad for that I guess.

Fuckin great show.

Now THAT is a sensible post.

Glad you enjoyed it, Seen.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Kermit The Frog
Who was the guy in the Got Roth shirt right behind the ramp, center stage?

Uh, his name was Fred. Yeah, he lives in Tigard. And uh, works for Verizon.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by delta5150
AFTER OVER 2 MONTHS OF TOURING AND SEEING AND HEARING WHAT I COULD, I REALLY
COULDN'T AGREE WITH YOU MORE, YOU REALLY HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD, NICE TO SEE ONE STICK OUT THEIR NECK AND SPEAK THE TRUTH,
5 STARS BUENO BOB

THIS WHOLE "REUNION" THING IS TOO CONTRIVED AND HASN'T LIVED UP TO EVEN 1/2 THE HYPE, NOT TAKING AWAY THE FACT THAT I'M AS GLAD AS ANYONE HERE TO SEE ED AND DAVE BACK, I REALLY DO HOPE THEY GET BACK IN THE STUDIO AND OFFER US SOMETHING NEW FOR THE FANS, WE'VE BEEN WAITING AN ETERNITY, BUT IT'S ED'S WAY

ANOTHER THING TO NOTE, I WAS OPTIMISTIC ABOUT WOLFIE BEING IN THE BAND AT FIRST, BUT I'M SORRY, HE'S WAY TOO YOUNG, HASN'T GOT THE CHARACTER, FINESSE, CHARISMA OF A ROCK N' ROLL PLAYER YET, OF COURSE, LEADING TO THE FACT THAT I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY MISS MICHAEL ANTHONY, HE'S NO VIRTUOSO, BUT HE SURE KNOWS HOW PARTY, AND THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN A MORE CLASSIC VAN HALEN VIBE THERE, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A POWER TRIO ON STAGE (HAVEN'T FORGETTEN ALEX, WHO IS DOING A GREAT JOB) WITH THEIR FUNNY AND MISSED CHOREOGRAPHY, AND NOT TWO MEN BABYSITTING A TEENAGER.

LASTLY...

Cheers, bud.

Keep the faith...maybe Ed will wake the fuck up next year and give Miley Cyrus something to worry about by getting the REAL Van Halen back together again...

Hope springs eternal...and I guarantee you, WHEN that happens, I'll have tickets faster than you'd bust your nut in Jennifer Love Hewitt...

[Kermit The Frog]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Uh, his name was Fred. Yeah, he lives in Tigard. And uh, works for Verizon.

This guy was working the ramp whenever Dave or Ed strolled out crowdside. Army pimping big time.

Great fucking show !

[Jim Shetterlini]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Fuck you too, Jack.

First off the name is Jim..secondly, I have seen the ED Van Halen Band 3 times already and I enjoyed every minute of it. I did not miss the bassplayer and I never felt my cash was "grabbed" because they were damn good. I appreciate your right to an opinion but please go see a show before you miss it. Hell, I buy the ticket and we can get fucked up together and have a good time. Just please take your Darth Vader gear off before and I won't wear my sheep costume.

[vh rides again]

Originally posted by Jim Shetterlini
First off the name is Jim..secondly, I have seen the ED Van Halen Band 3 times already and I enjoyed every minute of it. I did not miss the bassplayer and I never felt my cash was "grabbed" because they were damn good. I appreciate your right to an opinion but please go see a show before you miss it. Hell, I buy the ticket and we can get fucked up together and have a good time. Just please take your Darth Vader gear off before and I won't wear my sheep costume.

thats what Bobs waiting for, some dumbfuck to buy him a ticket.

[vh rides again]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Oh fuck you, cocksucker. Hey, if you get the dick out of your mouth long enough, Ed's got an available slot.

how come all you queers can think about is one man goin down on another?