Open Letter To Wolf

[LoungeMachine]

Dear Dirk,

Indeed.

In fact every flame war in here should contain such respect.

My dearest choad-licking Spammy Fan

With all due respect, please take a rolling fuck off the porch of your house tralier.

Warmest regards,

-The one who owns you.

P.S. We're still on for tea this afternoon?





Excellent idea, Dirk.

All my best,

Lounge

[NATEDOG001976]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
No wonder you can't get laid...

You keep making your wish list full of men.

By all means, keep us posted if you fuck Gary Cherone too...

Don't like the tour? Don't go. Or go cry for M anthony.

[NATEDOG001976]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
You obviously are speaking out of your ass.

I am willing to bet you never even witnessed a CVH show.


Please die soon.

Thank you.

You still insult everyone. Get some class!!

[Steve Savicki]

Dear/Hey Wolf,

Please do ask your father to take back Mike and take your mother's advice (assuming she's in her right mind) and stay in school! Gotta complete that education because once your music career's over, then what are you going to do without that education?

[Hummarstra]

GREAT FUCKIN THREAD



Made my day.

[NATEDOG001976]

Opinions are like assholes...everyone has one. The thing that gets me is when people savagely rip and degrade people's posts. What happend to dissagreeing in a respectfull manner??? Which makes me think...do some you act like this at work too? If you do, you probably don't hold a high status job or have one period. Who cares if this guy wrote an open letter to Wolf??? This is a message board for fuck sakes!!! I know Lounge will continue to make fun of me, call me names ect, the rents must be proud. Act like men people, not mice!

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
Opinions are like assholes...everyone has one. The thing that gets me is when people savagely rip and degrade people's posts. What happend to dissagreeing in a respectfull manner??? Which makes me think...do some you act like this at work too? If you do, you probably don't hold a high status job or have one period. Who cares if this guy wrote an open letter to Wolf??? This is a message board for fuck sakes!!! I know Lounge will continue to make fun of me, call me names ect, the rents must be proud. Act like men people, not mice!

My Dearest GOO,

Thank you so much for your kind reply. I was sorry to hear about your operation to have your sense of humor removed. I do hope however that the scars heal quickly.

Haven given much thought to your latest reply, I thought to myself, "hey, the little fuck stump might actually have something"

After all, when not falling back on your glory days of Junior Hockey fame, you manage to post some insightful, if not fucking pathetic, posts.

I've always been impressed with your ability to stand head held high, in spite of not getting laid since high school, your inability to get any of those penis increasing pills to fucntion, and your chronic adult-acne issues. Bully for you, I say!!

I hope this note finds you recovering well, and be sure to wear your "former Jr Hockey Player" t-shirt to the Wolfie show, as I hear the ladies really go ape shit for that.

Best of luck with the job search, and I've enclosed a packet of bus tokens to help you get around.

All my best to you, and I look forward to your next letter.

Sincerely,

Your friend, Lounge

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
Opinions are like assholes...everyone has one.

. Act like men people, not mice!

You should write for a living.

I'd copyright those if I were you.

[NATEDOG001976]

Why so much hate Lounge? Will you be protesting the GOP convention next year in MN with the crazy left winger hippies also? Yeah, I did play Jr. hockey, it's a lot farther than most people make it in hockey. But i'll wait for the next insult since you know so much about me. You look like a moron with every insult.

[NATEDOG001976]

Thanks for the chat Lounge, it was Enlightening!!!!

[VanHalener]

Originally posted by Steve Savicki
...then what are you going to do without that education?

Hey, I'm all for my man's education, but Wolfgang is going to be fine.
What will he do?...
Live off of all the cash he has and will have in the future. Go places, see things, meet people, play music, party, start a family, carry on the Van Halen name, sign autographs, release material from 5150 and make boat loads of more money and please the us geezing fans, etc...

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by NATEDOG001976


Yeah, I did play Jr. hockey,

Let me guess...

Without a helmet.

[NATEDOG001976]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Let me guess...

Without a helmet.

Nope, not allowed.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
Nope, not allowed.

Does every joke just automatically go over your head?

[NATEDOG001976]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine


Does every joke just automatically go over your head?

No, I thought it was funny. But helmets are required.