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  • gslinger
    Foot Soldier
    • May 2004
    • 729

    Get Your VH Stage Front Pit Tickets

    TicketMaster Auction Started June 8, 2004 - Noon EST

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  • Warham
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Mar 2004
    • 14589

    #2
    Are the golden ring seats where Spammy will be able to give special fans the golden shower treatment? Only $90? Wow, those Linkers will slurp those tickets up, no pun intended.

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    • lztom
      Head Fluffer
      • Mar 2004
      • 228

      #3
      I know for a fact that some of the tools have shelled out thousands of dollars for that 5 star I love All Access package to guarantee being as close as possible. I guarantee they're going to be SERIOUSLY pissed off to have paid that money that they could have used to bid for these seats. Let's face it, there won't be much competition to win this auction.

      On another note, how ironic that the so called 'golden ring' areas resemble sheep pens........

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      • RogueHorseman
        Commando
        • Apr 2004
        • 1298

        #4
        Originally posted by lztom
        On another note, how ironic that the so called 'golden ring' areas resemble sheep pens........
        Oh sh*t! I just spewed my drink over that one.

        hahahahahahahaha !!

        F'n riot.
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        • gslinger
          Foot Soldier
          • May 2004
          • 729

          #5
          Originally posted by Warham
          Are the golden ring seats where Spammy will be able to give special fans the golden shower treatment? Only $90? Wow, those Linkers will slurp those tickets up, no pun intended.
          Holy baaaaajesussssssss, goddddd that is funny!!!!. Yeah, Warham I knew you would want to know about the new front rowers as soon as the sales opened up……….

          I wouldn't be as worried about the golden shower treatment, as I would Spammy falling off that circular walkway and pancaking about a dozen people on the concert floor. Gives a whole (whore?) new definition to "Live Without A Net".

          That stage is so damn small, I am also waiting for Spammy to not see Ed, when Spammy is bobbing, weaving, jumping, running, around on the stage, (like someone is sticking a hot poker up his arse) and just lay Ed out sprawling flat.. Everyone forgets Ed blew off the second operation on his hip, (he only had one side replaced, doctors said he needed both) so I don't know how well Ed will hold up or be able to quickly get out of fatboy's way.
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          • gslinger
            Foot Soldier
            • May 2004
            • 729

            #6
            Originally posted by lztom
            I know for a fact that some of the tools have shelled out thousands of dollars for that 5 star I love All Access package to guarantee being as close as possible. I guarantee they're going to be SERIOUSLY pissed off to have paid that money that they could have used to bid for these seats. Let's face it, there won't be much competition to win this auction.

            On another note, how ironic that the so called 'golden ring' areas resemble sheep pens........
            Iztom:

            Yeah that whole deal sucked and those people got really shafted. A pair of 5 star tix for the Sat Las Vegas VH Concert went for $2, 005 on EBay back on May 10th. Secondary resale market prices have fallen so much the last two weeks, you can buy those things for face or less currently. God with the release of the other 2 disaster tracks yesterday, sale prices will further go in the dumper. I'll check them later and report in my sticky thread.

            What kills me is you spend $375-$495 for a 5 star pass that doesn’t even include meeting any of the band members?!...WTF…..but I’ll be damn IloveAllAccess.com (ILA) has pretty well sold out all the 5 star deals on offered shows!.

            I have always said ILA is actually Eddie V doing this deal on his computer out of the bathroom of his house. He needed another way to make money, since he spends so much time in the can because of the drinking runs!!!
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            • gslinger
              Foot Soldier
              • May 2004
              • 729

              #7
              The red shaped deal with the spikes, around the monitor, reminds me of the end of a "Rough Rider" condom you buy at the gas station for 75 cents.!!!!! I swear.....................
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              </center><marquee><b><font color=Blue><size=+4>The 2004 Spammy “Eat It & Puke” Van ReHash Tour * Coming to a "This Suit is You" Store In Your Tiny Little Neighborhood. Brought to you by the Hemlock Society, Underground Bulemics United, PUTR - People for the Unethical Treatment of Rockfans, & a Special Message from Eddie & Alex Van Halen - Fuck you guyssss!!!!! </size></font></b></marquee></font>
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              • RogueHorseman
                Commando
                • Apr 2004
                • 1298

                #8
                Originally posted by gslinger
                The red shaped deal with the spikes, around the monitor, reminds me of the end of a "Rough Rider" condom you buy at the gas station for 75 cents.!!!!! I swear.....................
                What the fu*k IS that supposed to be?
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                • Sarge
                  ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                  • Feb 2003
                  • 5424

                  #9
                  Originally posted by gslinger
                  The red shaped deal with the spikes, around the monitor, reminds me of the end of a "Rough Rider" condom you buy at the gas station for 75 cents.!!!!! I swear.....................
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                  • Mezro
                    Full Member Status

                    • May 2004
                    • 4154

                    #10
                    Originally posted by gslinger
                    That stage is so damn small
                    The stage is so damn small because nobody in that band can stand let alone move around.

                    Mezro...i heard sam will show you his brown ring for $25 bucks a pop
                    Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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                    • lztom
                      Head Fluffer
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 228

                      #11
                      Originally posted by gslinger



                      What kills me is you spend $375-$495 for a 5 star pass that doesn’t even include meeting any of the band members?!...WTF…..but I’ll be damn IloveAllAccess.com (ILA) has pretty well sold out all the 5 star deals on offered shows!.

                      I have always said ILA is actually Eddie V doing this deal on his computer out of the bathroom of his house. He needed another way to make money, since he spends so much time in the can because of the drinking runs!!!
                      I read a thread at VHTools.com where a guy has taken out personal loans to pay for those 5 star tickets. I almost (almost) feel sorry for him.

                      As for your EVH theory, I'm not buying that. When he's in the can is valuable drinking/shooting up time that he wouldn't waste operating a computer.

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