Mezro's Van Hagar Tour Kickoff Celebration!

[Mr Grimsdale]

a stout matron eh?
you're into that sort of stuff too

a strict school mistress?
oh yes

[Mezro]

Originally posted by ZahZoo
I'm not up with this seagull approach (Fly in, make a bunch of noice, crap all over and fly away). I say we ban Mezro and worship the return of the mighty HitchRant!!!

I say (and nothing personal ZZ) you go fuck yourself slowly with a room temperature cheese grater.

I'll make a bunch of "noice" anytime/anyway I want. I've been a voice in the DLR community since the good old DLRML days and I'm planning on stirring the shit my way baby!

Bottom line: don't like what I write? Don't read it. Freedom is great isn't it?

Mezro...hell, I miss the HitchRant too

[Mezro]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
MEZ ROCKS!!! Be good now sheep and go away.
Have a Shitty day:D

The mighty G_W is the real rocker..me, I'm just a mocker :D

Mezro...sheep...the final frontier

[Bad Muthafucker]

Originally posted by ZahZoo
I say we ban Mezro and worship the return of the mighty HitchRant!!!

hitch who???? heh heh.

ban mez??? uh, i don't think so. this cocktard likes reading mez's hagar negativity posts. so do other people on this site, as i understand it.

[Mezro]

Originally posted by bad_muthafucker
hitch who???? heh heh.

ban mez??? uh, i don't think so. this cocktard likes reading mez's hagar negativity posts. so do other people on this site, as i understand it.

And this cocktard likes writing them b_m...

Mezro...horns up for PA

[philhip]

VAN HAGAR REUNION

I DID NOT ATTEND THE SHOW IN BUFFALO BECAUSE EDDIE DOES NOT DESERVE ANY OF MY MONEY. I READ THE REVIEW AND FOUND OUT THE ARENA WAS ALSO ONLY HALF FULL. FLOOR TIKETS WERE AVAILABLE WHEN YOU WALKED UP TO THE WINDOW OF THE ARENA. THE GUY WHO REVIEWED THE SHOW SAID IT WAS GREAT EXCEPT FOR THE FACT SAMMY SANG THE DAVE TUNES WITH NO PASSION. HE SAID IT LOOKED LIKE SAMMY COULD NOT WAIT FOR EACH DAVE SONG TO END WHILE HE WAS SINGING IT. THIS ONCE AGAIN PROVES HE IS AN ASSHOLE AND ANYONE WHO ATTENDS THESE SHOWS IS A JUNKIE FOR EDDIE'S GUITAR PLAYING. I AM NOT THAT FAR GONE. I WILL WAIT FOR DAVE TO GO OUT ON TOUR SO I CAN HEAR SOME REAL MUSIC NOT THE LOVE FEST THAT A VAN HAGAR SHOW MUST BE.

[ZahZoo]

Originally posted by Mezro
I say (and nothing personal ZZ) you go fuck yourself slowly with a room temperature cheese grater.

I'll make a bunch of "noice" anytime/anyway I want. I've been a voice in the DLR community since the good old DLRML days and I'm planning on stirring the shit my way baby!

Bottom line: don't like what I write? Don't read it. Freedom is great isn't it?

Mezro...hell, I miss the HitchRant too

Well the resume cleared it all up... carry on...

[Mezro]

Originally posted by ZahZoo
Well the resume cleared it all up... carry on...

Didn't know I was being interviewed.

Mezro...carrying on like carry on luggage missing a lock or two

[vanhalenrock]

lol look at all you retards

"mezro ur so damn good"
"mezro fuck me twice?"
"mezro make love to my mouth?"

His insults were about effective as shit oh by the way Mezro have u allways been a hypocrite?

People who are stuck in a lower income bracket always are hostile, insecure and feel the need to lash out at others. It must be hard to exist knowing that you have failed at such an early point in your life.

^ isn't that what u just done? tell me why u feel the need to TRY and insult Van Halen - ( Sammy, EVH, Mike, Al ) is it because u need the attention from all these Roth obsessed retards ? cause u got no friends in real life and no goals in life?? - I THINK SO.

You try to come across as smart but really u just come across as a INFERIOR CHILD. Who didn't get the amount of attention he needed as a child so resorted to Internet Forums.

I can tell im embaressing you because u know this is true while ur sitting in Paint with ur little EVH pics adding ur little "Cheeky, Wise Crack" notations to them. think how much time u devote into making these ridiculous things along with the rest of ur retarded NET buddies...
I find it hillarious when i come on here & notice u all calling SAMMY - Spammy.... the saddest thing is u all find it hillarious, GENIUS!

" Lets put a P infront of the S in SAMMY and it shall become SPAMMY! ?Yeah thats real funny! i mean C'mon guys lets go make love to our David Lee Roth Blow up Dolls and Shout "spammy" for Good Times"


^ thats how sad u are another thing calling The Van Halen Brothers - Sisters, How Clever? i mean it's so funny u literally changed it from Brother To Sister to insult and humour urselfs? Eh? Fkn Hillarious Gold Star to u fellows - JOKE. A 6 year old kid could come up with more funny antics than u sad cunts. i can just imagine u all sitting in ur little rooms pulling at urselfs all day no jobs, no nothing just talking to all ur net buddies chatting up some SKANKY net chicks hoping for a bit of PUSSY.

anyway to wrap this up I would love to See DLR's reaction if he came on this site he would probablly laugh like i do he would appreciate u sad bastards dedication to him but in the end he would probablly pitty u all for being such sad bastards, This site is supposed to be dedicated to the Greatness of David Lee Roth and how Great Classic Van Halen Were, but when i come on all i see is a bunch of retards running there mouths about Sammy & Eddie, i've came to the conclusion that u guys care more about Sammy & Eddie than infact Mr. Roth, u seem to be obsessed with the Fact That Sammy & Eddie are working and making music while David Lee Roth is doin' nothing.......
I also seen that ridiculous conclusion that u guys came to that Roth turned down Van Halen - LOL i laughed so much at that one i found it absolutely hillarious, u know for a FACT that Roth would join Van Halen in a second if they asked him. What a bunch of ignorant retards.

Now u can hit me with all ur bullshit - make it good eh? dont come out with the same shit u all churn out.

[Matt White]

Originally posted by vanhalenrock


^ isn't that what u just done? tell me why u feel the need to TRY and insult Van Halen - ( Sammy, EVH, Mike, Al ) is it because u need the attention from all these Roth obsessed cause u got no friends in real life and no goals in life?? - I THINK SO.

VanHagarCOCK has escaped the SHEEP PEN again. Persistent little rascal!
Try and insult Van Hagar?!?!? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
ONLY because it's SO EASY and the SHEEP (LIKE VanHagarCOCK) NEVER fail to take the bait!!!
Who needs the attention, oh prince of Irony???

Van Hagar SUCKS DOG BALLS!!!!

[Mezro]

Originally posted by vanhalenrock
lol look at all you retards

"mezro ur so damn good"
"mezro fuck me twice?"
"mezro make love to my mouth?"

His insults were about effective as shit oh by the way Mezro have u allways been a hypocrite?

I see a bitter little boy on the horizon. Did you menstruate in your highland dress. A little bloody tartar sauce in your tartan?

Tell you what Lucky, you keep working on your grammar and I'll keep making people laugh.

Mezro...little bessie living on the farm; neutered like a bitch...really just a bampot who sucks off louns and hounds...

[Mezro]

Originally posted by Matt White

Van Hagar SUCKS DOG BALLS!!!!

Exactly...and so does vanhalenrock!

Mezro...keep your balls tucked away from vanhalenrock; he might try to make them into finger food...

[Steve Savicki]

hello - stumbled into this during a search. Are you sure the search function works properly?

[LoungeMachine]

Are you sure the search function works properly?

Are you sure YOU do?

[FORD]

Fucking necroposts