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  • Jessie
    Full On Cocktard
    • Jul 2007
    • 21

    Dave??????

    i have a cousin who lives in chicago she bought a 5 star ticket for the chicago show with the chance to meet the band she's kind of slutty and wants to meet dave anyone know if he's single or anything so i could tell her i doubt she'll meet him
  • Va Beach VH Fan
    ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
    • Dec 2003
    • 17913

    #2
    No guarantees at all for meet and greets for 5-star packages... In fact, there is no mention of meet and greets nor soundshecks at all...

    Having said that, I wouldn't be surprised if the band was poking around backstage while the group was back there and happened to say hello...

    You know, gotta get something for that $700.....
    Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

    "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

    "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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    • VAiN
      Use my hand, I won't look
      ROCKSTAR

      • Nov 2006
      • 5056

      #3
      Post a pic of her titties and we'll get back to ya.
      Originally posted by wiseguy
      That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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      • diamondsgirl
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Apr 2004
        • 7563

        #4
        he is not married, but may be spoken for...He is so damn private we'll probably never know!

        Tell her, if she finds out to let us know!! :D
        “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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        • Jessie
          Full On Cocktard
          • Jul 2007
          • 21

          #5
          <a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m167/bella1988/l_79f74542bbfdfa4e9d4e01f4aaca4d77.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a>

          here's a pic of my cous she's 19 and slutty :D

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          • Dan
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 12194

            #6
            Does She Like KiwiFruit?:D
            First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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            • Hyman Roth
              Veteran
              • Nov 2006
              • 1817

              #7
              Originally posted by Jessie
              <a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m167/bella1988/l_79f74542bbfdfa4e9d4e01f4aaca4d77.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a>

              here's a pic of my cous she's 19 and slutty :D
              Cool!! Twins conjoined by the gluteal muscles. Surely every man's fantasy.
              Trollidillo-T

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              • Hyman Roth
                Veteran
                • Nov 2006
                • 1817

                #8
                Trollidillo-T

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                • Jérôme Frenchise
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 7220

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Hyman Roth
                  Cool!! Twins conjoined by the gluteal muscles. Surely every man's fantasy.
                  Every man's... All those who have a lot of imagination! :D

                  Let's see... Both lying on their sides, the one wearing blue jeans raising her left leg, the one wearing beige trousers getting her right one up... :D

                  Greasy joking apart, both girls look very nice and cool, just like Dave fans will be.
                  posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
                  posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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                  • Hyman Roth
                    Veteran
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 1817

                    #10


                    :D

                    Stick figures is not vulgar, right?
                    Trollidillo-T

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                    • Jurak
                      Foot Soldier
                      • Mar 2005
                      • 607

                      #11
                      right.!!...... gotta love it :D
                      "Hear that O.F.? If old school Army gals with solid track records of contribution choose to bless us with their tits, ass, vagina, or just sexy eye shots, leave them be (at least until I've had a chance to rub one out)..."
                      That is all.
                      Icon.



                      "we've always known that van hagar fans are the stupidest people on the planet but my god! "

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                      • binnie
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • May 2006
                        • 19145

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Jessie


                        here's a pic of my cous she's 19 and slutty :D
                        That's the way I like 'em

                        Originally posted by Hyman Roth
                        Cool!! Twins conjoined by the gluteal muscles. Surely every man's fantasy.
                        In-out-in-out, shake it all about :D


                        Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise


                        Let's see... Both lying on their sides, the one wearing blue jeans raising her left leg, the one wearing beige trousers getting her right one up... :D
                        And some Jackson-bollock style art to finish!
                        The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                        • J Curling
                          Head Fluffer
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 208

                          #13
                          hahaha, Hyman, crazy son of a gun, I look forward to meeting you in Greensboro!!

                          :-)
                          The Hammerguy

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                          • Carmine
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 7693

                            #14

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                            • Jessie
                              Full On Cocktard
                              • Jul 2007
                              • 21

                              #15
                              my cousin she's cool but she really is slutty she really wants to meet dave

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