Daves Current Look!!

[eddie78]

A guy in his late 40's calling women "hotties."

I'll bet you get more action than Yngwie's fretboard, soldier.

[xk319]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I doubt it. Dave's always been self-motivated. I read in that new Van Halen book (don't bother, it's okay, but nothing special) that he was running six-miles a day in 1983-84 and worked out in the gym too, and that the "Jack-attack" was largely shtick (although he did drink at least some on stage)...

You mean the book "Everybody Wants Some"? I read it and don't remember that anywhere Nick. Do you recall the chapter or page?

[diamondsgirl]

Dave used to run, but the icecubes kept falling out of his glass. :D

[diamondsgirl]

But seriously, Dave looks AMAZING!! From his head down to his toes.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by xk319
You mean the book "Everybody Wants Some"? I read it and don't remember that anywhere Nick. Do you recall the chapter or page?

I'm not even sure of the books title, I flipped through it in a book store. But I think that's it...

But it was in the last chapter with Dave in the band, where they talked about the 1984 tour, if that helps...

[topjim2y]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
Roth has no hair.

is he patrick stewart bald with a don knotts piece?

[topjim2y]

or is he don knotts bald with a cat on his head?

[chi-town324]

Dave is 53 what will you look like at that age?

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by topjim2y
or is he don knotts bald with a cat on his head?

Or IF he were like you, he would have the herpes of the ass and mouth and be touring all of the "Have Herpes, Will Travel" dating websites.

Has mom hollered down to the "man cave" yet and told you to unstick thos tissues from the wall?

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by chi-town324
Dave is 53 what will you look like at that age?

Dude ... this guy is nasty ... think "Pond Scum" ....

[Dan]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Or IF he were like you, he would have the herpes of the ass and mouth and be touring all of the "Have Herpes, Will Travel" dating websites.

Has mom hollered down to the "man cave" yet and told you to unstick thos tissues from the wall?

LOL

AL Got Him.

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Or IF he were like you, he would have the herpes of the ass and mouth and be touring all of the "Have Herpes, Will Travel" dating websites.

Has mom hollered down to the "man cave" yet and told you to unstick thos tissues from the wall?

[jhale667]

Originally posted by eddie78
A guy in his late 40's calling women "hotties."

I'll bet you get more action than Yngwie's fretboard, soldier.

Wow...so jealous you had to post TWICE about it? I'm flattered. :D
I'm not in my "late" (or even mid) 40s, idiot, I live in L.A , work for a company in the entertainment/fashion industry, and am still out playing in local bands.
I also occasionally guitar-tech for some well-know bands. I get girls you couldn't even get to talk to you, sperm-burper.
How many hot 20-somethings are calling YOU to hang out regularly? Thought so.
(And no, I'm not bragging, I talk about how lucky I am in here all the time)

But hey, keep dreaming, loser.

[eddie78]

jhale667 stop swallowing your own dick & wish me a Happy fucking Birthday!

I think i heard of your band, too.
They sound just like Nickelback & Creed, but with a touch of Pearl Jam, just to seem 90's retro.

Who you kidding?
You assemble Whoppers for a living & date Maxim magazine on your breaks.

[Carlosyella]

With the white hat, he looks like another member of "Village People"