Dave's a lyrical genius!

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  • Warham
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Mar 2004
    • 14589

    #31
    The only fact I know of is the the new tunes blow.

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    • Warham
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Mar 2004
      • 14589

      #32
      I'm being kind by calling them tunes.

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      • ALinChainz
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 12100

        #33
        Originally posted by L.S.D.
        Im afraid more people care about Eddie than dlr. FACT.
        Any proof to back that fact up?

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        • ashstralia
          ROTH ARMY ELITE
          • Feb 2004
          • 6566

          #34
          Originally posted by L.S.D.
          Im afraid more people care about Eddie than dlr. FACT.
          let us see about
          that once the
          van hagar tour
          is in full swing.

          (big troubles and mezro
          and ashstralia and dave is king
          and panamark and pete and the five
          and ims and ims2 and david lee natra
          disagree, sheep)
          sorry, l.s.d.
          you're a spam lovin powderpuff.
          hope you catch a pick!!!

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          • ashstralia
            ROTH ARMY ELITE
            • Feb 2004
            • 6566

            #35
            and also,
            what the fuck are you doing here?
            this is the
            DAVID LEE ROTH ARMY.
            D-A-V-I-D L-E-E- R-O-T-H
            fuck off hagar dickheads.

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            • ashstralia
              ROTH ARMY ELITE
              • Feb 2004
              • 6566

              #36
              who is david lee roth?

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              • Sarge's Little Helper
                Commando
                • Mar 2003
                • 1322

                #37
                who is david lee roth?
                Diamond Dave is the supreme Toastmaster General of the immoral majority.. the King of Any and All Things Rock n\' Roll. Bar none he is the greatest Frontman in Rock n Roll History!
                "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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                • ashstralia
                  ROTH ARMY ELITE
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 6566

                  #38
                  who is sammy hagar?

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                  • Sarge's Little Helper
                    Commando
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 1322

                    #39
                    who is sammy hagar?
                    David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..
                    "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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                    • ashstralia
                      ROTH ARMY ELITE
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 6566

                      #40
                      who is bette midler?

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                      • Sarge's Little Helper
                        Commando
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 1322

                        #41
                        who is bette midler?
                        Bette Midler is an actress/singer that bears an uncanny resemblance to Sammy Hagar. .. based on both being fat, old, red hair and both have FLOPPY, SLOPPY BREASTS. Bette was in a popular movie called Beaches and Sammy Hagar is just a plain Beatch.Thanks for your time..
                        "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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                        • ashstralia
                          ROTH ARMY ELITE
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 6566

                          #42
                          well there you go!

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                          • Rikk
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 16518

                            #43
                            Originally posted by L.S.D.
                            Im afraid more people care about Eddie than dlr. FACT.
                            It's like this, dummy...a lot of people don't really care about peanut butter unless his buddies jam and bread are along for the ride.
                            Roth Army Militia

                            Originally posted by WARF
                            Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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                            • ashstralia
                              ROTH ARMY ELITE
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 6566

                              #44
                              who is ashstralia?

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                              • General Hina
                                Sniper
                                • Feb 2004
                                • 881

                                #45
                                Originally posted by Big Troubles
                                Hot Dog and a Shake was a classic tune for 1988 moron. It's 2004 and VH is putting out lyrics that make Milli Vanilli look fucking fantastic.
                                Stop comparing 88 to 04, or I'll dig for some 1988 VH lyrics myself.
                                He had to dig lyrics up from 1988 because Dave has no new lyrics to make fun of.

                                Over and Out,
                                General Hina

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