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  • tjvhou812
    Full Member Status

    • Mar 2004
    • 4216

    fist stop n.c.

    The first of 12 tractor-trailers rumbled to a halt outside the Greensboro Coliseum around midnight Saturday.

    Six hours later, it opened its doors to reveal black and silver containers. Lots of them, stacked high and tight. Each one handled as if it were a newborn. And on each, written in magic marker, a household name: Van Halen.

    After nine years away from the stage, the band reunites in Greensboro on Friday for a 47-date tour.

    In a nationwide conference call with reporters last week, vocalist Sammy Hagar, the band's on-again, off-again and now on-again frontman, promised: "The set list will kill you."

    But before that show can begin, another one began to unfold Sunday.

    The crates came off the trucks and the crew began the massive chore of setting up lights, sound and sets so the band can start rehearsing today or tomorrow.

    Greensboro has seen its share of great acts come through, but seldom do they start here. The last time one did was AC/DC in 1996. Before that, it was The Cars in the late 1980s.

    This tour was originally scheduled to begin in Richmond, Va. -- only multiple days couldn't be secured there for rehearsal. So band organizers looked for another point on the map that was within a day's drive of the tour's second stop, Hershey, Pa.
    Originally posted by RIKK

    Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.
  • Roth kills Sam
    Foot Soldier
    • Mar 2004
    • 691

    #2
    wow. thanks. I can't control the goosebumps I get thinking about the black and silver containers.

    What was in the containers? Velveeta? KY? Douches?

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    • tjvhou812
      Full Member Status

      • Mar 2004
      • 4216

      #3
      those aint goosebumps...
      there herpie's homo
      Originally posted by RIKK

      Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.

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      • Roth kills Sam
        Foot Soldier
        • Mar 2004
        • 691

        #4
        Oh no! A Spammy sheep on the rampage!!! Run for the hills! A herd of Spammy sheep is known to be vile enough to eat all the cheese in any given town!

        Oh, and I slept with your mom

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        • tjvhou812
          Full Member Status

          • Mar 2004
          • 4216

          #5
          the only cheese that you see is on your 2 inch killer
          Originally posted by RIKK

          Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.

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          • Roth kills Sam
            Foot Soldier
            • Mar 2004
            • 691

            #6
            I am your father, tjvhou812

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            • tjvhou812
              Full Member Status

              • Mar 2004
              • 4216

              #7
              you mean my dogs father...

              now give your mom back her kotex
              Originally posted by RIKK

              Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.

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              • Hecubus
                Foot Soldier
                • Jan 2004
                • 575

                #8
                Re: fist stop n.c.

                Originally posted by tjvhou812
                The first of 12 tractor-trailers rumbled to a halt outside the Greensboro Coliseum around midnight Saturday.

                Six hours later, it opened its doors to reveal black and silver containers. Lots of them, stacked high and tight. Each one handled as if it were a newborn. And on each, written in magic marker, a household name: Van Halen.

                After nine years away from the stage, the band reunites in Greensboro on Friday for a 47-date tour.

                In a nationwide conference call with reporters last week, vocalist Sammy Hagar, the band's on-again, off-again and now on-again frontman, promised: "The set list will kill you."

                But before that show can begin, another one began to unfold Sunday.

                The crates came off the trucks and the crew began the massive chore of setting up lights, sound and sets so the band can start rehearsing today or tomorrow.

                Greensboro has seen its share of great acts come through, but seldom do they start here. The last time one did was AC/DC in 1996. Before that, it was The Cars in the late 1980s.

                This tour was originally scheduled to begin in Richmond, Va. -- only multiple days couldn't be secured there for rehearsal. So band organizers looked for another point on the map that was within a day's drive of the tour's second stop, Hershey, Pa.

                Ummm....

                So what?
                "Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
                "No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
                "Fuck you, Fluffy."
                "No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
                "I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
                "You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
                "Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
                "Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
                "N--- yeah."

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                • MAX
                  Rotharmy Gladiator

                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 13001

                  #9
                  TJ doesn't quite get it Hec. He's always posting this shit like anyone here gives a rat's ass? Cut him some slack though cos the only time they let him go online (in the home for "special" people) is when he completely finishes his brussels sprouts without leaving a puddle of drool on the floor.
                  EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                  • rustoffa
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 8963

                    #10
                    Yo tj, nice piece of journalism there. Did your press pass get bukake'd or did you tuck it in your blouse? Ante up....true confessions style.

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                    • SoCalChelle
                      Veteran
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 1597

                      #11
                      Fist stop? Is that a typo?
                      Formerly Tormented VH Fan
                      Facebook: Chelle Marley

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                      • tjvhou812
                        Full Member Status

                        • Mar 2004
                        • 4216

                        #12
                        Originally posted by MAX
                        TJ doesn't quite get it Hec. He's always posting this shit like anyone here gives a rat's ass? Cut him some slack though cos the only time they let him go online (in the home for "special" people) is when he completely finishes his brussels sprouts without leaving a puddle of drool on the floor.
                        just the facts max
                        Originally posted by RIKK

                        Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.

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                        • MAX
                          Rotharmy Gladiator

                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 13001

                          #13
                          Originally posted by tjvhou812
                          just the facts max
                          What? You are getting a sense of humor?

                          Keep this going and you will make my Christmas card list!!!

                          Good on you man.
                          EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                          • lms2

                            #14
                            Originally posted by tjvhou812

                            In a nationwide conference call with reporters last week, vocalist Sammy Hagar, the band's on-again, off-again and now on-again frontman, promised: "The set list will kill you."

                            After two hours of listening to Van Spam you will certainly wish it had!

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                            • rustoffa
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 8963

                              #15
                              Hale-fuckin'-luja! Don't start taking long hot showers just yet....that piece of shit was goin' Jack Webb on ya I think!

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