Dear Fans, .......from Dave.

[ashstralia]

damn! i missed the live taping.
it will be easy to spot kidvegas,
he looks like joe dirt.
his girlfriend(?)
looks like marilyn manson.
they will be incognito at a
van hagar concert near you.

[jesuskrice]

Originally posted by kidvegas
Dave continued on?To what?Look it idiots.............Dave has NEVER DONE AN ORIGINAL THING IN HIS LIFE!!!!!!!!!!Watch the old Black Oak Arkansas footage,that's where Dave got his act!!!!!!!!!!!ED wrote all the music........Dave does cover tunes!!!!!!!!!He's a nobody,when was the last time he was on the cover of a mag?Ed's on the cover and it sells out this month!!!!!!!!
KID VEGAS..................God Bless!

DAVE CONTINUED ON WITH EEAS THAT ROASTED VH'S LITTLE BALLS THAT WAS A INCREDIBLE FOLLOW UP TO VH. TO ME THAT WAS THE CONTINUATION OF REAL VH , NOT THE SAMMY VERSION LOVE EVERY OTHER WORD CRAP. VH'S OWN FOLLOW UP SUCKED AND HAS SO EVER SINCE. THEN DLR DID SOME SOLO ALBUMS YEA THEY WERENT THE GREATEST BUT THE COVERS ARE COOL. AND IF YOU LIKE DLR THEN SEEING HIM SING HIS SOLO STUFF IS COOL I THINK THE SOLO COVERS SUIT HIS PERSONALITY. LETS FACE IT EVERYONE DOES COVERS , WHY NOT? FOR EXAMPLE DLR COVERS VINTAGE VH. SO WHAT IF EDDIE WROTE THE GUITAR WORK, IF IT WAS SO IMPORTANT TO HIM WHY ISNT HE PLAYING THOSE TUNES, EVEN CURRENT VH DOESNT PLAY MOST OF THE BEST TUNES IN VH'S CATALOG , THE EGO ON EDDIE IS OUT OF CONTROL, YEA DAVE HAS ONE TOO , BUT ITS MORE ABOUT PRIDE AND HIS EGO FUELS HIM AND BENEFITS HIM IT PROPELLED VH TO ITS SUCCESS, EDDIES EGO TAKES HIM DOWN AND DESPERATE , PREVENTS HIM FROM HAVING A GOOD TIME , A GOOD BAND , AND PLAYING THE BEST STUFF HE EVER WROTE ,POOR EDDIE LOOKING AT HIMSELF IN THE MIRROR NAKED CRYING ' SOMEONE LOOK AT ME!!!! , LOOK AT ME!!!! , LOOK AT ME!!!! ..... SOME OF THE BEST ROCK TUNES EVER PRE 85 VH DLR DOES EM!!!!! , THATS RIGHT DLR DOES EM...DAVE CAN PRETTY MUCH SING AS GOOD AS HE EVER USED TO, REMEMBER HES NOT A SINGER HE'S A FRONTMAN IRONICALLY THE BEST FRONTMEN OF THE BEST BANDS EVER CANT SING THAT WELL, BUT THEY'RE BETTER THAN THE ONES WHO CAN............IF YOU LIKED THE
ORIGINAL VH AND STILL LIKE THE CURRENT VERSION.......YOUR IN DENIAL..........!!!!

[Katydid]

Originally posted by kidvegas
Dear All,.
...........Whoa look at all the people hear tonight!!!!!!!!!!I'll be just a moment so you all can get back to doing the deed in no time.Just wanted to throw a few shouts out to all the peeps.I had a few thoughts to get off my chest and I figured why not finaly address my army,the general has returned.Though I must say thank you for all the support "It's About Time" I confessed a few sins to my kin.I've been a fraud my pretties and I aim to cum clean.I quit the greatest show on earth because for some fucking reason I thought I was the band.The brothers were right.I went to go make a movie,"Crazy from the Heat!!".....anybody see it?........Yep,about as bad as the album,then I
thought I'd try music again,you all love me........but for some reason where is "my army" buying my records or going to see my pathetic shows.All my records suck,haven't sold shit since I left the brothers.When was the last time Somebody wanted to interview me,or put me on a magazine cover?Then I tried Vegas?!?What the fuck was I thinking with that mambo act?"KID" and his boys laughed me out of town!!Then I put out more bad music that nobody bought!!!!Then I tried country..............stop laughing I know.Then I got busted for a dime bag in N.Y..Next,I sucked Eddie's dick to get back in the band only to record 2 horrible songs,that they had to do over and over again to get my shot voice on tape,only to fuck it up again and again!!!!!!Man I can't sing...........did you cats catch me at the "US FESTIVAL in 83?"...............shit was I bad!!!I can't sing,never could hell I even stole my whole act from JIM "DANDY" MANGRUM for god's sake!!!!!!!So please army forget about me go see Sam and the brothers..............Sam did what I couldn't,he sings,he has a career,I never had a #1 record with the boys,Sam got 5 and a grammy!!Fuck he even has HAIR!!Where did my hair go!!!!!!!!If you really want to see me I get about 100 people per show where ever I go so tickets are still available............................but the brothers will be playing before a million people this summer.I think I'll go bomb out with something else like acting my peeps.................hell I might even be good at it,I've been acting like a ROCK STAR ALL these years!!!!!!!!So good bye friends of the army.....................,I wish you the best!!
Dave Roth

p.s............."Right Now"........I wish I had my old job back,anf hair,and a voice.and that somebody still wanted to interview me!!!!!!"

HEY, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE FOR A ROTH TO KICK YOU IN YOUR SOUR GRAPES BUNGHOLE? KATIE DANIELS ROTH

[BITEYOASS]

I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS TOUR TO TANK AND FOR ALL YOU SHEEP TO START BLEETING AGAIN!!!! SPA-A-A-A-A-A-MY COME B-A-A-A--A-ACK :D

[kidvegas]

Hey fuck head the whole fucking planet will be watching in Carolina tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!For the biggest tour of the year!!What will Roth and you few losers who have no lives be doing?Shit!!Just wishing they could be a part of the REAL VAN HALEN!!!By the way Van Halen will be here in Vegas on Aug 6th and 7th, the 7th is sold out and the 6th is close!!Dave played here a couple times.......lets see that's right, there was THE FUCKING MAMBO LOUNGE ACT!!!!!!!!!LOL!He got laughed out of town.......then that retard got about 200 people at the HOUSE OF BLUES!!!This is the entertainment capital,nice career Dave!!Anyhow when any of you fuck heads get your heads out of Roth's smelly Jewish ,has been,balding,no talent ass,WHATEVER shit kickin',mullet wearin',Nascar luvin' town you live if you have the balls to come see how the BIG BOYS sellout the STRIP 2 NIGHTS IN A ROW!!I'll let you buy me a drink and I'll show you how how we do things under the bright lights..................Dave use to know what that meant!!!!!!!!
KID VEGAS!!!!.............God Bless!

[Diamondjimi]

What the fuck is up with this " Kid Schmegas " dude .
This guy (?) obviously missed the Dave era. I've seen every tour with Dave except the first one ,and a couple with Spammy Fagar. Absolutely no fuckin comparison. Check out the footage dude. It's all the proof anyone needs.
The old shows felt like you were at the greatest fuckin party of the year ,and Van Halen was playin for you and 20,000 of your friends.
To watch the Van Fagar show was fuckin painful. What's with the goddamn hugging after every other tune ?.
It was enough to to make you sick.
I'm beginning to feel sick all over again.
Now be a good boy and turn off your computer and go upstairs ,rub Grandma' feet and put her to bed .

Thats a good boy !!!

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by diamondjimi
What the fuck is up with this " Kid Schmegas " dude .
This guy (?) obviously missed the Dave era. I've seen every tour with Dave except the first one ,and a couple with Spammy Fagar. Absolutely no fuckin comparison. Check out the footage dude. It's all the proof anyone needs.
The old shows felt like you were at the greatest fuckin party of the year ,and Van Halen was playin for you and 20,000 of your friends.
To watch the Van Fagar show was fuckin painful. What's with the goddamn hugging after every other tune ?.
It was enough to to make you sick.
I'm beginning to feel sick all over again.
Now be a good boy and turn off your computer and go upstairs ,rub Grandma' feet and put her to bed .

Thats a good boy !!!

Another Canadian, and a fast learner. Gotta keep the sheep in line!
Welcome Bro!

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by kidvegas
Hey fuck head the whole fucking planet will be watching in Carolina tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!For the biggest tour of the year!!What will Roth and you few losers who have no lives be doing?Shit!!Just wishing they could be a part of the REAL VAN HALEN!!!By the way Van Halen will be here in Vegas on Aug 6th and 7th, the 7th is sold out and the 6th is close!!Dave played here a couple times.......lets see that's right, there was THE FUCKING MAMBO LOUNGE ACT!!!!!!!!!LOL!He got laughed out of town.......then that retard got about 200 people at the HOUSE OF BLUES!!!This is the entertainment capital,nice career Dave!!Anyhow when any of you fuck heads get your heads out of Roth's smelly Jewish ,has been,balding,no talent ass,WHATEVER shit kickin',mullet wearin',Nascar luvin' town you live if you have the balls to come see how the BIG BOYS sellout the STRIP 2 NIGHTS IN A ROW!!I'll let you buy me a drink and I'll show you how how we do things under the bright lights..................Dave use to know what that meant!!!!!!!!
KID VEGAS!!!!.............God Bless!

Um Dumbass, as my friend Moose just explained to your fellow sheep
Town Idiot (AKA Dysfunction) Most of the Vegas tickets are comped to
High Rollers (Big Losers) Fans didn't buy those tickets, the casino's did! Moron!

[BARE BONE]

I found out who Kidvegas is.

[pete]

He's the president of Fat Queer Rockers for Marriage - Broward County Chapter.

Vice President Carey Peak
(another Homo)

[pete]

Oh, I forgot, Kidvegas has been banished

for being a fraud as a MAN and a Fan...

He is successful as being the 1st pig/human hybrid

[Hippy Hater]

I like Daves voice, and the lyrics he writes. And hey, guess what? Van Hagar never had a number one single, while a little song called "jump" off 1984 was the only #1 single Van Halen ever had, so shut your damn mouth. 1984 got 2nd on the album charts anyways, and probably has sold more then 5150. You all say Dave is a awesom front man, which he is, but obviously the man could sing and write good lyrics or 1984 wouldn't have hit the mark it did. Most the people that bought 5150 just bought it because Van Halen was the shit now, but because of who though? You can say Eddie, but it was all Dave, and it will always be because of Dave.

[hotdog@ a shake]

Dave's act in Vegas was world's ahead of it's time...and the intellectual midgets out there in Disney land were incapable of gettin' it??? LOL

I hear u douchebags out in Vegas are all crackheads and homos anyway...

hey kiddick sqeeze...stop bouncin' on your boyfriend's peg and come clean about your fetish 4 ROTH...

are u still pissed cuz u found out my your mom wuz sippin' on my bag?

did I leave a bruise on her face when my ballz flew across her nose? LOL

[Panamark]

Im 99% sure Kid Gaygas is not Eyes...

Eyes has his own style. This dude has no style at all.

[fanofdave]

attention KID VEGGIES

DONT YOU THINK ITS TIME TO STEP BACK FROM YOUR FRIENDS
COMPUTER AND GET BACK TO THE GRILL AT MCDONALDS?
ITS BAD ENOUGH THAT I HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT WHAT A JACKASS
YOU ARE WHEN I'M BANGING YOUR LADY, BUT THEN I HAVE TO
COME IN HERE AND READ YOUR HORSESHIT?

IF YOU HAVE A HARDON FOR SPAMMY VAN HAGGIS, WHY DO YOU
BOTHER COMING HERE? WHATS THE MATTER, NO FANS IN ANY
SPAMMY SITES TO GRAZE WITH?