I'm goin' to the show!!!

[Dan]

Are You Going Alone OR Taking Your Bird With You?

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by WARF
This reunion is being ruined because EVH is a fucking asshole. Yeah Dave is in... yes... I got fucking goosebumps from the youtubes and Pojo review.... but dude... this is seriously fucked up! MA has been a class act during this whole fiasco... and you know what... he was the only fucking original member to show up for the Hall of fame!! Even Dave was a pussy that evening!! Fucking Pre-madonna didn't wanna take the stage because of Velvet Revolver or whatever the fuck!

Fuck them and this fucking tour!!!

I kinda didn't wanna go anyway... because sarge is fucking oversees... fighting a fuckin' war over oil prices... and couldn't even be next to Pojo... and he built this fucking place!!

It's not even about Wolfgang being replaced.... it's about a fucking asshole who disrespects other band mates who helped him achieve his success! I'm fucking glad he's playing with Sammy... cuz even though Sammy is a fucking fat no talent hack... atleast Sammy gives him fucking respect... let's not forget Dave was in Mikeys shoes TWICE in 1985... and 1996!

I waited 23 fucking years for this bullshit... and now I don't even wanna fuckin' see that asshole on stage... Fuck Eddie Van Halen and his FUCKING CHICKLET TEETH!!!

I wish the fucking belt broke like fucking BLUE BLAZER... in the fucking panama video when he was swingin' in the air like an asshole!!!

I hope Alex Van Halen breaks his fucking neck again... I wish I could shove one of his drumsticks up his fucking nose... til his brain hemmorages!!!

If Mikey gets removed from the album artwork... and Daves stay in the band... well... then fuck him too!!!

Eddie is a fucking asshole!
Once a fucking asshole... always a fucking asshole...
We can all just ride the fucking wave... until Dave gets fucking fired again!!!

WARF out

like a fucking fat kid in dodge ball!!!

[Warham]

If you don't wanna go, fine, but why are you spoiling everybody else's fun?

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by WAR
If you don't wanna go, fine, but why are you spoiling everybody else's fun?

LMMFAO

This is "fun" ??

I aint no buzzkill, I just want him to own his previous thread before flip-flopping into another attention whore rant.

Besides, it seems like the more I chide these people, the more jacked they get about going. :D

Consider it a public service from your's truly

[Guitar Shark]

Lounge, why are you giving WARF a bad time?

He's WARF goddammit.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Lounge, why are you giving WARF a bad time?

He's WARF goddammit.

LMAO

Asked, and answered, counselor. Move on.

You're now badgering the witness.

[Guitar Shark]

I'm just saying...

WARF has been around forever, and IMO deserves a bit of leeway.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by WAR
If you don't wanna go, fine, but why are you spoiling everybody else's fun?

Upon a second glance, this post is even funnier than I thought.

If anyone's fun is "spoiled" by reading posts on a website saying someone isn't going because they've already seen the real thing.....

welp, they're fucking shit outta luck to begin with.


Fuck man, I was going to have fun at this show until that asshole Lounge ruined it for me



As if.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
I'm just saying...

WARF has been around forever, and IMO deserves a bit of leeway.

His threads are still in main, that's leeway...

Any noob that started that thread, and then did a 180 and started this thread would have been TRASHED for being an attention-seeking troll fucktard.

WARF's a big boy, he can handle a little shit from me.

[Warham]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Upon a second glance, this post is even funnier than I thought.

If anyone's fun is "spoiled" by reading posts on a website saying someone isn't going because they've already seen the real thing.....

welp, they're fucking shit outta luck to begin with.


Fuck man, I was going to have fun at this show until that asshole Lounge ruined it for me



As if.

Well, I never took anything you say here that seriously, but someone else might.

[jharp84]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
I'm just saying...

WARF has been around forever, and IMO deserves a bit of leeway.

IMO? Which one?

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by WAR
Well, I never took anything you say here that seriously, but someone else might.

You're just looking out for the little people, huh? :D

If ANYONE takes anything they read here "seriously" then they've led a very sheltered, veal-like life.....

Especially WARF for Christ's sake, 'Ham

Get over it.



WARF can decide not to go to this show on his own, he won't need my help :D

[Warham]

I always thought WARF was going, even before he went on his anti-tour rant.

I would suspect most people here who rant will go and enjoy themselves, but like to make a spectacle of themselves on the internet.

[jharp84]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine


Great thread.



One can only hope the other 400,000 people will start a thread telling us they're going.

LISTEN PEOPLE! THIS IS CLASSIC "LOUNGE" IF YA DON'T LIKE IT - GET THE FUCK OFF THE TRAIN!!

[ace diamond]

Originally posted by jharp84
LISTEN PEOPLE! THIS IS CLASSIC "LOUNGE" IF YA DON'T LIKE IT - GET THE FUCK OFF THE TRAIN!!

THE TRAIN HAS LEFT THE STATION.......FREEWHEEL BURNING ON DOWN THE TRACKS........BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU JUMP.........YOU MIGHT LAND BOTTOMS UP!!
IF YOU HIT THE GROUND RUNNIN', YOU'LL WIND UP ON FIRE.......AND THEN YOU'LL WIND UP IN THE HOUSE OF PAIN ON MEAN STREET.
SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO DO SO,I DON'T WANNA HEAR ABOUT IT LATER,JUST GO WATCH SOME DIRTY MOVIES,DO THE SINNERS SWING,LEST YE CATCH THE FULL BUG AND WIND UP HAVING TO TAKE YOUR WHISKY HOME AND DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY ALONE BECAUSE YOU'RE NO GOOD. AT LEAST YOU CAN GO TO PANAMA WHERE YOU WOULD MOST LIKELY FIT IN NICELY WITH THE REST OF THE DESTITUTE POPULATION.
YOU WILL BE ASKING YOUR SELF, "WHERE HAVE ALL THE GOOD TIMES GONE?"
YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER......SO YOU SAY TO YOURSELF"I'LL WAIT". IN THE END YOU WILL NEVER BE UNCHAINED FROM YOUR LITTLEW BABY CRIB REGARDLESS OF ALL THE SHAKING AND QUAKING.....AND THE CRADLE WILL ROCK.
IT IS ONLY THEN YOU WILL RELISE THE TRUTH OF YOUR SITIUATION.
BECAUSE BY THEN YOU WILL HAVE MISSED THE TRAIN,BECAUSE WHEN GOD WAS PASSING OUT BRIANS,YOU THOUGHT HE SAID TRAINS,WENT TO THE DEPOT ON TO FIND OUT THE TRAIN HAD LEFT THE STATION WITHOUT YOU. YOU ASKED "WHEN IS THE NEXT TRAIN" AND YOU WERE TOLD "YOU CAN'T GET THIS STUFF NO MORE"!!!!!!!
DEAD OR ALIVE AND IN A SIMPLE RHYME, YOU SHOULD GO OVER TO THE SHEEP PEN WITH TH REST OF THE VAN HAGAR WORSHIPPING "FOOLS"!!!!!!!!

ME WISE MAGIC WILL MAKE THE SHEEP DISAPPEAR.........

HEY JOHN........I NEED TO GO SMOKE ANOTHER BOWL......LATER