Roth Conversion

[davidbmc]

Well praise the Lord brothers and sisters! I experienced a genuine convertsion today. Received an email from a girl at work that said the following:

Subject: Confession

I have a confession to make. You and I have argued for a long time about whether Van Halen with Roth was better or VanHagar. You made me a Roth cd and I now have to admit, I was wrong. Those early songs really kick us.

Forgive me father for I have sinned.



To wit my response:

Say 10 Hail Roths and you are absolved my dear child.


Any of you have any conversion experiences?
2 weeks to KCMO!

[davidbmc]

Sorry for the typos: of course that was "conversion" and "kick ass"

[bantonelli]

LOL!!!! 10 Hail Roths and your soul will be sqeaky clean.

[bantonelli]

Originally posted by davidbmc
Sorry for the typos: of course that was "conversion" and "kick ass"

...jesus!

[Hummarstra]

So, did you fuck her?

[Space Ace]

Originally posted by Hummarstra
So, did you fuck her?

exactly what I was thinking.....

[philouze]

Yay, say ten Hail Roths, and THEN bend over, baby, cuz your pretty fat ass is gonna be spanked...

[binnie]

Nice work.

Sounds like time to make your move....

[DLR'sCock]

bang that broad!

[VanHalener]

She still has sheep blood running through her veins.

Leave a huge dust trail as you haul ass away from that chick.

Too late baby, too late...

(hit it first)

[ace diamond]

Re: Roth Conversion

Originally posted by davidbmc
Well praise the Lord brothers and sisters! I experienced a genuine convertsion today. Received an email from a girl at work that said the following:

Subject: Confession

I have a confession to make. You and I have argued for a long time about whether Van Halen with Roth was better or VanHagar. You made me a Roth cd and I now have to admit, I was wrong. Those early songs really kick us.

Forgive me father for I have sinned.



To wit my response:

Say 10 Hail Roths and you are absolved my dear child.


Any of you have any conversion experiences?
2 weeks to KCMO!

i converted a sheep last thursday.......i made him do 10,000 hail roth's and then made him lick my feet clean-toe jam,athletes foot and all,then i made him burn all his van gaygar sheep material......and ordered him to the nearest record store to steal himself some cvh to prove his worth........oh,and then i made the poor bastard go to the market and steal me a 5th of jack. i took the jack home and left him with the order that he was to go straight home,and listen to the full cvh 6 pack in order,non-stop for 3 days straight without stopping.......even if it meant he had to get high to stay awake.......he had to party,and blast the stuff at full volume with his headphones on!!!

roth on...........i checked on him yesterday..........he is now a cokehead
and a huge fan of cvh........when i told him i had tix,he begged me to let him go.........i said "no, bitch.......get yer own"!!!!!!!
i wonder if he know the shows are sold out yet?
oh well..........i don't give a damn!!!!!

HAIL ROTH!!!!!
HAIL SATAN!!!!

[ace diamond]

AND NO........I AM NOT GAY.........

[thome]

Originally posted by Hummarstra
So, did you fuck her?

Exactly what I was thinking.

Originally posted by ace diamond
AND NO........I AM NOT GAY.........

Exactly what I was thinking.
















What was the question?

[Angel]

My young neighbour was up the other day, and I had Fair Warning on. We smoked a joint and I was telling him that I was going to see Van Halen in December. He said he didn't really like them very much.

In the next sentence though, he said holy shit you listen to some kick ass music. I told him it was VH. Of course, being a young pup, he'd only heard Hagar shit.

He's a classic VH fan now!

[ELVIS]

This thread is retarded...