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  • brianjayy
    Full On Cocktard
    • Jun 2004
    • 36

    Wolfgang's Education

    I realize he's basically a MAN...but I can't believe Val would just let him quit school...anybody know the goods about this topic?...
    http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s...rofileGood.jpg
  • VanHalener
    ROCKSTAR

    • Nov 2006
    • 5451

    #2
    You said Val, didn't you?
    Stay back now. She's mine!

    ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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    • dave_is_vh
      Sniper
      • Apr 2004
      • 920

      #3
      16 year old multi millionaires don't need additional education.
      "Bumper sticker on my rocket's ass: go home, the earth is full." DLR

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      • naturochem
        Head Fluffer
        • May 2004
        • 495

        #4
        Minors in the entertainment industry are required to have a certain number of hours of weekly instruction/assignment(s) by a certified tutor in order to obtain educational credit while they are on set/touring etc. Normaly, this requires one to two hours per day.

        I'm certain that Val has required the presence of a tutor for the entire tour...
        CVH LIVE (OAK/SF) '78, '79(X2), '80(X2) +MOR, '81(X3), '82, USFest '83, '84 & 2007!

        http://www.hellsangelsmcoakland.com/...Support-V2.jpg

        "God rest the souls of that poor family... and pussy's half price for the next 15 minutes." Al Swearengen

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        • jtw5150
          Full On Cocktard
          • Jul 2004
          • 21

          #5
          He's getting one hell of an education on stage....

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          • rustoffa
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Jan 2004
            • 8963

            #6
            Education? Call me crazy, but putting Wolf on the road is probably better than high-priced academia. Just look at the current crop of celebrity progeny.

            Val: "I honestly think he'll be better off on tour. I don't need phoned-in grades and him crashing his car."

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            • Nickdfresh
              SUPER MODERATOR

              • Oct 2004
              • 49567

              #7
              Originally posted by dave_is_vh
              16 year old multi millionaires don't need additional education.
              They do if they want to be 30-year old millionaires...

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              • TVGUY
                Head Fluffer
                • Feb 2007
                • 298

                #8
                I wish I went to had gone to his school!!
                Three time witness to the comeback of the MIGHTY VAN HALEN. And then they faded back into obscurity.

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                • bueno bob
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 22951

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                  They do if they want to be 30-year old millionaires...
                  Once dear old Dad drinks himself to death, I'd imagine he won't have much to worry about...and that'll probably be soon enough...

                  What he's going to need is education on how to pick the correct attorneys...
                  Twistin' by the pool.

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                  • naturochem
                    Head Fluffer
                    • May 2004
                    • 495

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                    They do if they want to be 30-year old millionaires...
                    Fuckin-A right, they do!!

                    Originally posted by bueno bob
                    Once dear old Dad drinks himself to death, I'd imagine he won't have much to worry about...and that'll probably be soon enough...

                    What he's going to need is education on how to pick the correct attorneys...
                    I wouldn't commence to bringin in the 24 hour paid pussy just yet... The debt maintenence on the E.L.V.H. lifestyle could create quite a vacuum on the familial account(s)...

                    If only Val stuck it out for a few more years (post-tour..), she could've hired the whole "Gunner" team to work that blubber off in her sleep insted of being the new Jenny Whore... :D
                    CVH LIVE (OAK/SF) '78, '79(X2), '80(X2) +MOR, '81(X3), '82, USFest '83, '84 & 2007!

                    http://www.hellsangelsmcoakland.com/...Support-V2.jpg

                    "God rest the souls of that poor family... and pussy's half price for the next 15 minutes." Al Swearengen

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                    • Nitro Express
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 32942

                      #11
                      I know lots of people with college degrees that barely make a living. Wolf is in a band making 1.5 million a show.

                      I went to college because it was a so-called investment; not because I wanted to suck the nectar of knowlege. I made up for the suckyness of the whole experience by sucking beer bongs and chasing women.

                      If you think about it, college isn't much different than being a rock star. LOL! Lot's of drinking and partying mixed with having to perform and having the shit scared out of you.
                      No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                      • janarak
                        Roadie
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 131

                        #12
                        I think of all the education that I missed.
                        But then my homework was never quite like this. Got it bad , got it bad , got it bad.

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                        • binnie
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • May 2006
                          • 19145

                          #13
                          I'm sure he has a tutor.
                          The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                          • Nickdfresh
                            SUPER MODERATOR

                            • Oct 2004
                            • 49567

                            #14
                            Originally posted by naturochem
                            ...
                            I wouldn't commence to bringin in the 24 hour paid pussy just yet... The debt maintenence on the E.L.V.H. lifestyle could create quite a vacuum on the familial account(s)...
                            Exactly. People only think of the bottom line in Ed's career in rock. What they don't think about is the cost that it takes to keep his mansions, worn porn-chick girlfriends, and Lamborghinis goin'...

                            He's hardly worked for the past ten years or so. Granted, he's stuffed the bank account, but I still think there's a financial strain in there or two keeping him a bit uncomfortable...

                            Who'd of ever thunk that Michael Jackson would be broke at this point?

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                            • VAiN
                              Use my hand, I won't look
                              ROCKSTAR

                              • Nov 2006
                              • 5056

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Nitro Express
                              I know lots of people with college degrees that barely make a living. Wolf is in a band making 1.5 million a show.

                              I went to college because it was a so-called investment; not because I wanted to suck the nectar of knowlege. I made up for the suckyness of the whole experience by sucking beer bongs and chasing women.

                              If you think about it, college isn't much different than being a rock star. LOL! Lot's of drinking and partying mixed with having to perform and having the shit scared out of you.
                              Ha! Classic... 5 stars to you!
                              Originally posted by wiseguy
                              That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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