Seattle...

[VAiN]

Great posts and pictures!! Next time I'm in Seattle, I'm looking conmee up!

[Big Troubles]

Great review and pics.

Long drive for a show. true fan.

[hitch1969©]

old number 2 here....

glad to see that 2 of my biggest blackest niggas from the old south finally got freed.


I hereby give you... your white-man, Xtian names:

Icon Mee Freeman
Elvis Haircuttt Freeman

Now don't get all faggy because you have the same last names. Many many many negros today share it. It's just how we rename Afriikaan names like Kunta and Sambo.

Did I say Hagar?

whoomps I crapped my pants. sorry about that sir. uh huh uh huh.


BREASTS!!

=h=

[ELVIS]

uhh hu huhu hu uhhu uh uh uh hu uh

[conmee]

Ah yes, No. 2, allow myself to introduce myself... for those who don't know who The Hitchman is or how to get the short answer from Sarge's Little Helper... here's a brief description....

"In addition to being the Franchise Playah©™®, let's just say hitch is the "Final Solution"©™® He's the vinegar in this Douche©™® we call a Website, he's the alcohol content in our Booze©™®, the Landing Strip©™® in our Pr0n©™®.... he's sunshine on a cloudy day, he's a million stars above us, and a million souls below, he's The Dude, in short, the Hitchman simply IS.... the alpha-male and the omega-man in a gay-non-gay way, there's more than meets the omniscient, omnipresent, Domesticated©™® and Emasculated©™® Browneye©™®, if you can read between the lines and "Dig It"©™®. "

That is all.

Icon.

P.S. In other news... the concert was fucking awesome, I used to have a drug problem but now I can afford them.... uh huh huh huh uh uh uhuhuhuuuh

P.P.S. I in no way condone the use of drugs... they are dangerous and illegal. Just say no!

P.P.P.S. I prefered the reefer in Portland to the crap they were smoking at the Key last night in Seattle... figures that's what Van Hagar fans would bring to a concert... smelled like burning banshee dung.. (FYI: I was stationed next to a group of Hagaritas who at least mouthed the words to the three songs Sambo evidently hacked for a decade..)

P.P.P.P.S. On second thought, coke and cameltoes for everyone!!!! And to all a good night!!!!

[ELVIS]

Man, I don't know who is speedin' more...

You or Dave during his Kenny "true" story last night...

[hitch1969©]

now fellas...

lest anyone think me racialist profiler.....

I was just funnin' as I always shall do. I like the negroes and hold nothing against them. Serious as a Muslim to Mohammed. I cant stand how peope get so caught up in phonetics and "MAGIC WORDS". Oh, you can say CHIGGER, cuz thats a bug. You can say WIGGER because thats a racist. You can say NAGGER because... well, that's a South Park episode and it's funny as shit. You can say Nuh-O, as in "NO"

You can say "NO, Chigger", as in you are telling the little bugs NO.

But don't you fucking dare put the Nuh and the IGGER of that little sentiment together and MAKE THE MAGIC WORD!!!!!

this kind of shit naturally drives me crazy. I watch 3 year olds at the Christian Daycare that my kid Spooks goes to playing on the playground making bullshit nonsense rules that make more sense to me.

REAL racism will never be conquered until we give these stupid phonetics a little less power. I digress.

PanaMark wanted me, for a long time now, to post my honest intentions and thoughts about the tour. Tell you dudes the truth, I am so fucking pussywhipped, emasculated and domesticated at this point that I would never be allowed that kind of FREEMAN activity that I once had back in the Cingular days of depression.

I'm OK wit dat.

The tradeoff in guaranteed, disease-free pussy alone makes it worth it. Plus, I am refilling my Viagra at an increased rate. I've got a good job, I'm making lots of money, I look good, and I'm funny...

Thats the fucking deal. Plus, I'm on the WINDOWZE VISTA now, on me craptop, Icon. GOOD shit. Please don't tell flappo.. but the anti-Vista propoganda is SO fucking overrated. I'm pretty pleased as punch with it. I love flappo, so please just tell him that i have a macbook.

SO... =VH= is coming to Denver in Feb, I see. I'd like to go, but I probably can't. Oh, maybe I will. OK, I'll try.

One of my greatest adventures in all this is living vicariously through you all. I guess I don't need it like I needed it 10 years or so ago. We went through ALOT to get us this tour. SO surely I have been here, the links, voasbootleg forum, etc... enjoying that you all are finally meeting up at these shows, making connections and getting the payoff that we always wanted.

Myself, I am of course downloading the bootlegs, so much appreciative of the tapers and those who put out the bandwidth to do so, reading the reviews here, links, vonnies, etc, just soaking it all in and really.... just happy to be reading reviews like this, and all the others about dudes finally having a CVH meet n greet and enjoying the shows. I'm happy for us all.

BEST!!

=h=

[ELVIS]

You GOTTA™ SEEE® a show...brother...

Make no mistake!

And the day we need to worry about phonetics and "MAGIC WORDS" around here is the day i'm outta here for GOODE™ !!

[hitch1969©]

I will extrapolate about 2 or 3 things though, tour related that I have seen / heard, for the aussie PanaMark. Since I have a minute.

#1: DLR- The fucking top hat, the fucking gay caballero jacket, the gay riding the big inflatable dickrophone:

And oh yeah, the sideburns and shaved chest.

Look... there's only one badass motherfucker that can pull off the INDICIA of being totally gay, without actually being totally gay. Of course thats shatner, aka, Denny Crane, but I am also talking about our boi Dave.

Dave isn't gay. BUTT, Dave is a showman, an entertainer. A song and dance man if you will. People need to get over the whole DAVE MIGHT BE GAY thing, seriously. He's not. He's just really really really fucking animated and crazy, and also very into change. David Lee does NOT want to be the same hairy chest assless chaps wondering if he's a homo David Lee from the 70s. Dave's into dynamic art. He's gone bald, He's shaved the chest and pitts like a fucking bicyclist preparing for the tour de France so that you can wonder if he's gay that way, 2000's style. Any of you guys question whether 1-ball Armstrong was a fag when he was clearly banging that used tire Sheryl Crow and contracting all her STDs? Obviously he was titty fucking her and the cancer went from her left tit to his left ballsack area. LEARN and KNOW these sexually transmuted diseases and don't judge da Davit Lee, respek aiiight?

2. WolfgangBANG

He's a fat little pig, totally underserving of Mike's place. Lets get that out of the way. I still love him though. He seems to be doing well. Dave pokes the "skinny" jokes at the kid, "you'll get the leg" and all that when he clearly fucking wont... I am 100% on his side. GOOD LUCK, kid. Your dad really put you in a fucked up place, but youre going to come out ok and you're doing well on bass. LOSE the fucking jacket though. It must be a million degrees up there. WE all know that you;re fat, you're not hiding anything. BE COMFORTABLE. learn your craft.

3. "sauce" sobelewski

Look... I really thought that ed was crazy about this "can't be in 2 bands" thing for awhile. Because obviously YOU CAN. however, it all hit me one day recently when going totally gay listening to my hagar hallelujah cd, the live one. "when it's love", sammy and the wabos play.. i think that sauce himself is there..... it's in boston, and they bring out fucking cherone to sing.

hagar's guitarist is playing EXACTLY like ed... GAYry and Fat sam are singing, Mike is plopping bass line poops all over the stage, and I look at my kid and go, "this sounds like the are fucking ripping off eddie van halen behind his back". I guess that I finally understood ed's anger that these guys are going around calling themselves "the other half" and are basically re-selling his records. without him.

Mike decided to gay up with sammy. That's pretty much vocationally akin to the fucking bottle cap fucker from budweiser heading on over to Miller brewing and topping some bottles just for fun. FUCK the guy. He had a job like we all do... he knew who wrote his check and where his bread was buttered and he chose to shit on that. Factor in that he spoke publically about his boss needing rehab. Fuck Mike Anthony, the two face badmouthing cunt. Thats why I say that he went gay with Sammy. Don't get me wrong, I am still a Hagarist. Sam was in a way better position to comment about anything, having been establihed before taking Dave's job. Mike parroting it when he should have just ridden the insanity for a paycheck... fuck the guy. Not any ONE of us can talk that kind of shit about work and have it get back and live to tell the tale and why would anyone be so stupid to do that? fuck the guy.

#4: PIPED in vocals or guitars

- obvious. who fucking cares. Did you like the show?

#5: PIPED in vocals or guitars

- counterpoint - totally fucking GAY. IS THIS VAN HALEN, the band??? why is david going along with that??????

"beautiful girls" from just the fucking boots is OBVIOUS without even being there that the vocals are piped. probably "sauce sobeleski's" vocca too- but who fucking cares, see #3.

#6: DRUNK OR SOBER?

uh huh uh huh. Ok... first, as the lone gunman back in 1999 at v-h.com, here, and many other sites being the ONLY advocate that Eddies should be allowed to drink and get his balls back....

i WAS WRONG.

Drunk is the last thing that eddie van halen needs to be. I did not understand his level of ... i dont like the -ism word because real diseases are transmissable, lets get real. SO i am not saying that. BUT, 2004 and all the years up to this feb 2007 rehab do prove that the last thing that evh should be doing is drinking.

Clearly, he has slipped on this tour. KC being a great example. I fucking loved Lou's comments at the end of that bootleg.

From what I hear from reviews... perhaps he is now sober at the beginning of a show but waysted by the end. It is strongly implied in many many many reviews.

Ed need look no further than his old friend SAM THE SHAM for the wisdom that he needs. "North and South, East and West, right and left.. I'm always extreme"

Don't like the middle squeezing me? Ed, as I have always suggested, MANAGE that addiction bro. Dave knows, he always talked about a "small but manageable drinking problem" on Roth Radio. Find your middle ground, dude, but if you can't... I am going to go against everything that i have ever said and say that its best that you dry the fuck out.

these are my thoughts on the new tour. plus, again, great to read the meet-ups that are hapening in each city as the net brings together the masses and the massive like FORD that fat fuck.

FORD's kinda the grownup wolfie, innit?


uh uhuh uhuh uh uh uh uhuh uh uhuh uh uh uh uh

BEST!!

=h=

[Sarge's Little Helper]

I will extrapolate about 2 or 3 things though, tour related that I have seen / heard, for the aussie PanaMark. Since I have a minute.

#1: DLR- The fucking top hat, the fucking gay caballero jacket, the gay riding the big inflatable dickrophone:

And oh yeah, the sideburns and shaved chest.

Look... there's only one badass motherfucker that can pull off the INDICIA of being totally gay, without actually being totally gay. Of course thats shatner, aka, Denny Crane, but I am also talking about our boi Dave.

Dave isn't gay. BUTT, Dave is a showman, an entertainer. A song and dance man if you will. People need to get over the whole DAVE MIGHT BE GAY thing, seriously. He's not. He's just really really really fucking animated and crazy, and also very into change. David Lee does NOT want to be the same hairy chest assless chaps wondering if he's a homo David Lee from the 70s. Dave's into dynamic art. He's gone bald, He's shaved the chest and pitts like a fucking bicyclist preparing for the tour de France so that you can wonder if he's gay that way, 2000's style. Any of you guys question whether 1-ball Armstrong was a fag when he was clearly banging that used tire Sheryl Crow and contracting all her STDs? Obviously he was titty fucking her and the cancer went from her left tit to his left ballsack area. LEARN and KNOW these sexually transmuted diseases and don't judge da Davit Lee, respek aiiight?

2. WolfgangBANG

He's a fat little pig, totally underserving of Mike's place. Lets get that out of the way. I still love him though. He seems to be doing well. Dave pokes the "skinny" jokes at the kid, "you'll get the leg" and all that when he clearly fucking wont... I am 100% on his side. GOOD LUCK, kid. Your dad really put you in a fucked up place, but youre going to come out ok and you're doing well on bass. LOSE the fucking jacket though. It must be a million degrees up there. WE all know that you;re fat, you're not hiding anything. BE COMFORTABLE. learn your craft.

3. "sauce" sobelewski

Look... I really thought that ed was crazy about this "can't be in 2 bands" thing for awhile. Because obviously YOU CAN. however, it all hit me one day recently when going totally gay listening to my hagar hallelujah cd, the live one. "when it's love", sammy and the wabos play.. i think that sauce himself is there..... it's in boston, and they bring out fucking cherone to sing.

hagar's guitarist is playing EXACTLY like ed... GAYry and Fat sam are singing, Mike is plopping bass line poops all over the stage, and I look at my kid and go, "this sounds like the are fucking ripping off eddie van halen behind his back". I guess that I finally understood ed's anger that these guys are going around calling themselves "the other half" and are basically re-selling his records. without him.

Mike decided to gay up with sammy. That's pretty much vocationally akin to the fucking bottle cap fucker from budweiser heading on over to Miller brewing and topping some bottles just for fun. FUCK the guy. He had a job like we all do... he knew who wrote his check and where his bread was buttered and he chose to shit on that. Factor in that he spoke publically about his boss needing rehab. Fuck Mike Anthony, the two face badmouthing cunt. Thats why I say that he went gay with Sammy. Don't get me wrong, I am still a Hagarist. Sam was in a way better position to comment about anything, having been establihed before taking Dave's job. Mike parroting it when he should have just ridden the insanity for a paycheck... fuck the guy. Not any ONE of us can talk that kind of shit about work and have it get back and live to tell the tale and why would anyone be so stupid to do that? fuck the guy.

#4: PIPED in vocals or guitars

- obvious. who fucking cares. Did you like the show?

#5: PIPED in vocals or guitars

- counterpoint - totally fucking GAY. IS THIS VAN HALEN, the band??? why is david going along with that??????

"beautiful girls" from just the fucking boots is OBVIOUS without even being there that the vocals are piped. probably "sauce sobeleski's" vocca too- but who fucking cares, see #3.

#6: DRUNK OR SOBER?

uh huh uh huh. Ok... first, as the lone gunman back in 1999 at v-h.com, here, and many other sites being the ONLY advocate that Eddies should be allowed to drink and get his balls back....

i WAS WRONG.

Drunk is the last thing that eddie van halen needs to be. I did not understand his level of ... i dont like the -ism word because real diseases are transmissable, lets get real. SO i am not saying that. BUT, 2004 and all the years up to this feb 2007 rehab do prove that the last thing that evh should be doing is drinking.

Clearly, he has slipped on this tour. KC being a great example. I fucking loved Lou's comments at the end of that bootleg.

From what I hear from reviews... perhaps he is now sober at the beginning of a show but waysted by the end. It is strongly implied in many many many reviews.

Ed need look no further than his old friend SAM THE SHAM for the wisdom that he needs. "North and South, East and West, right and left.. I'm always extreme"

Don't like the middle squeezing me? Ed, as I have always suggested, MANAGE that addiction bro. Dave knows, he always talked about a "small but manageable drinking problem" on Roth Radio. Find your middle ground, dude, but if you can't... I am going to go against everything that i have ever said and say that its best that you dry the fuck out.

these are my thoughts on the new tour. plus, again, great to read the meet-ups that are hapening in each city as the net brings together the masses and the massive like FORD that fat fuck.

FORD's kinda the grownup wolfie, innit?


uh uhuh uhuh uh uh uh uhuh uh uhuh uh uh uh uh

BEST!!

=h=

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

[binnie]

This thread is fuckin' awesome.

Cheers me the fuck up every time I come in it.

I vote Sticky!

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by binnie
This thread is fuckin' awesome.

Cheers me the fuck up every time I come in it.

I vote Sticky!

binnie, officer thinking.

=h=

[conmee]

Point 6b, Subparagraph 7: Diamond wasn't riding the mic at the end of the show anymore (not in Portland or Seattle) just carries it around the outside catwalk and throws it on stage... so what if he shaves his goddam chest... I shave my sack and pelvis to make the virile 5" Icock look like a 6"er... and I'm cokin' it up and fucking female sluts, lmao.... but I digress.

From a purely gay-non-gay Martha Stewart perspective, however, you can't mix gay ass caballero bullfighting jackets and circus colored top hats... he either needs a sombrero, or tux... in any event, he can either go shirtless like Edward, or wear last year's Old Navy throwaways like Wolf... fuck I don't know what to say about fuckers who are complaining about WARDROBE at a Van Halen concert... chrissake... lol I suppose flannel would have beena nice touch up here tho'.... lol

I don't care if Ed is drunk or sober as long as he's inspired... and that's what Wolfgang is there for... simple fact is that these guys wouldn't be operating this happily together with Sauce there... tensions, perceived sleights, the usual... sober and with his kid, we are seeing EVH like we haven't in a long time, if ever. I didn't see any indication he'd had drinks throughout by the end of the show.

hitch, you MUST go to see a show, it's a MORAL IMPERATIVE™!!!

That is all.

Icon.

[Hummarstra]

Elvis, great review. Excuse me for being a knucklehead, but just to clarify, did you take the pics posted in your review? Cuz those are fucking SWEET.

[ELVIS]

Words of wisdom Lloyd...

Words...of...wisdom...

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