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  • hotdog@ a shake
    Head Fluffer
    • Mar 2004
    • 257

    #46
    jeez.....that lame ass meat bag Hagar looks like my dick snot drippin' from Sniper's mom's lips!!! LOL

    wait a sec...my dicksnot on hiz mom's lips actually look better than hagar...sorry fellaz!

    ROTH IZ KING, u (bobba look) muthafucka...no one even gives a shit 4 Van shitgar anymore...check out the sales for there cd's after '88 douchebag... the 2 million tone deaf jerkoffs that bought those horrendous cd's only got them out of loyalty to Ed, nuthin' more! it's been all down hill from there.

    the only reason Dave's last cd on a major label didn't go Platinum wuz cuz of no promo...it went GOLD (500,000 sold) from word of mouth!!! even peaked at #78 on the BB 200. that one cd alone showzx more diversity, style, musicianship and class that hagar could ever muster in 2 lifetimes, and u fuck bags know it!

    hurtz, don't it? I know...CUNT!

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    • hotdog@ a shake
      Head Fluffer
      • Mar 2004
      • 257

      #47
      WB deleted that disc (Filty Little Mouth) and never gave it an award for GOLD cuz of the so called '96 fiasco...fuckin' brain washed corporate turds...even Dave's RHINO cd of his Greatest hits sold over 200,000 units!!!

      not bad for a disc that virtually had no promo...Dave's cd's sell cuz people want no BS, pussy wipped, adult contemporary, muzak, they want the work of an artist, w/ the attitude and style of a ROTH...

      I could go on, but your limited brain space wouldn't comprehend a word of it, so we'll let u slip on by, kay?

      see ya lata thea, nitz!

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      • Terry
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 12133

        #48
        "Sam saved the day"

        Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Thanks, guy. Best laugh I've had today.

        Who would want to hear Roth sing a Sammy tune? You honestly think if Dave hooked up with Van Halen anyone would give two shits about hearing them doing "When It's Love"?

        500 seat venues for a reunited classic Van Halen? That comment is so ludicrous it speaks for itself.

        The band will go down in history as Sammy's Van Halen? Guess you better tell the record-buying public that, because so far it aint even close to that.

        Roth getting back together with the band for 2 songs in 1996 generated more interest and media coverage than 11 years of Sammy being in the band.

        You're just out to fucking lunch, dude.

        Do you sheep really believe the shit you post, or are do you just wander over to this site to take a breather from the circle jerks at the links?


        Sweet fucking christ!
        Scramby eggs and bacon.

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        • secrets
          Foot Soldier
          • Apr 2004
          • 587

          #49
          I'd just like to add a few ideas to this intellectual debate.

          SNIPER fuck off you ignorant, little twat-faced, wanker. You are a moron, a cunt, a shite, a prick, an asshole and worst of all a fan of Van Hagar. Go back and crawl under the rock you came from.
          Achtung Baby I say, I say...

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          • IMFUCKINPISSED
            Full On Cocktard
            • Mar 2004
            • 44

            #50
            Sniper you must be the 12 year old we keep hearing about in the news that Really Enjoyed Blowing mike Jackson! You Fuckin Homo!
            You haven't even been alive long enough to know Great Music when you hear it!
            Do us all a favor and get back to doing what you must do best
            Blowing Jackson, and listening to his old records!

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            • Hippy Hater

              #51
              Hey cock walk, if I wanted to here a bunch of ugly fat stupid broads talk about how great Van Deuchbag and what vaginal itch cream works the best I would go to VHlinks where you and a bunch of PMS'ing fat chicks like you are hoarding right now. So, PISS OFF! (sniper)
              Last edited by Hippy Hater; 06-15-2004, 12:14 AM.

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              • PhxRocker

                #52
                Enough of all these personal cut-downs, etc....

                The MUSIC is what really matters, and this says it all in a nutshell:

                Sammy Hagar era VH:
                "When It's Love"
                "Why Can't This Be Love"
                "Love Walks In"
                "Dreams"

                David Lee Roth era VH:
                "Ain't Talkin Bout Love"
                "Running With The Devil"
                "Atomic Punk"
                "Mean Street"
                "Unchained"

                It's really quite simple.
                Either you like pussy-ass, estrogen-filled love songs & faggoty ballads
                or
                you like real, raw, aggressive, hard rock-n-fucking-roll!!

                Take your pick....

                `nuff said....

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                • guwapo_rocker

                  #53
                  AGREEEED! Welcome dude!

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                  • hotdog@ a shake
                    Head Fluffer
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 257

                    #54
                    I'll go W/ the "real, raw, aggressive, hard rock-n-fucking-roll!!!" of Diamond Dave...

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                    • PhxRocker

                      #55
                      Originally posted by hotdog@ a shake
                      I'll go W/ the "real, raw, aggressive, hard rock-n-fucking-roll!!!" of Diamond Dave...
                      EXACTLY!!!!

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                      • BRANDON
                        Roadie
                        • May 2004
                        • 109

                        #56
                        roth fans ,i have to take my hat off to you guys.you fuckin rule.
                        hagar fans, what a bunch of losers.


                        long live dlr he has the best fans.period

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                        • Rikk
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 16518

                          #57
                          Originally posted by BRANDON
                          roth fans ,i have to take my hat off to you guys.you fuckin rule.
                          hagar fans, what a bunch of losers.


                          long live dlr he has the best fans.period
                          Thanks dude!
                          Roth Army Militia

                          Originally posted by WARF
                          Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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                          • POJO_Risin
                            Roth Army Caesar
                            • Mar 2003
                            • 40648

                            #58
                            You all are missing the point...lmfao...

                            HAGAR DID SAVE VAN HALEN!!!

                            Without him...then what...Eddie runs the band by himself...we saw what happened with that when he hired Cherone...

                            so yes...he did save Van Halen...

                            that doesn't mean that it's a good thing...

                            What did he save? He saved a leaderless band with no character at that point...Eddie the recluse...Al the drunk...and Mike the follower...

                            He comes into the band, and what do you get...Sammy brings in the fucking Waborita mentality...and VH turns into a slightly heavier version of Jimmy Buffet...

                            there's certainly a place for that...and they do it better than anyone else for that style...

                            "Come listen to our meaningless, drivel songs...with no attitude, no originality, and nothing else..."

                            And anyone who claims to know anything about guitar who has heard that solo...and Eddie's playing...and think he's the same guitar player that he was is absolutely insane...listen to it...then listen to the US Festival...

                            Hell...listen to the Balance tour...

                            he's gone...just gone...

                            and so is Van Halen...

                            Welcome to Sham and the Chirellas...opening up for Jimmy Buffet at a theatre near you...
                            "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                            • Jano
                              Commando
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 1025

                              #59
                              Originally posted by SNIPER
                              Oh shit! Now I am fucking in trouble. Big fucking bad Roth Fan gonna bag on my spelling. Holly shit!
                              -You're not in trouble anymore,you're just gone.....because i just flush the toilet!
                              -by the way ,i make one of you every morning,little shit!
                              little french dreamer hate those Van Hagar backstage party!!
                              http://deliajolie.spaces.live.com/

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                              • rustoffa
                                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 8963

                                #60
                                I still think they stumbled into the untapped "not quite ready
                                for margaritaville" market. A mob of mandals.....

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