it aint van halen.

[ashstralia]

i think it's time for a reminder.

IT AINT VAN HALEN WITHOUT
DAVID LEE ROTH.
without the davester, they woulda been um,
okay? yeah ed would've kept you interested
for maybe 15 minutes. but what about ya girlfriend?
yep. she was into that small hairy man with the
impossibly huge voice, and the swagger that jagger would
like to own.

IT AINT VAN HALEN
WITHOUT
DAVID
LEE
ROTH.

it's a joke, someone should sue.

[DavidLeeWrath]

Sue who?

And for what?

[pete]

Originally posted by DavidLeeWrath
Sue who?

And for what?

Your mother for being such an ugly whore.

Woman that ugly should not charge $.

and b4 you start complaining about mama jokes, I never mentioned the shitty way in which you were raised.

[DavidLeeWrath]

Originally posted by pete
Your mother for being such an ugly whore.

Woman that ugly should not charge $.

You're absolutely right. She should give it free like yours.

[pete]

Originally posted by DavidLeeWrath
You're absolutely right. She should give it free like yours.

Mine's dead.

What's your excuse for being a piece of shit?

[Panamark]

Originally posted by DavidLeeWrath
Sue who?

And for what?

Somebody should sue them for false advertising for using Dave's material to falsely promote the tour. The songs they are using are not being played, and give the uninformed listener the idea that this is
the real reunion involving Dave.

But then again, I guess they couldnt have floated this boat at all unless they attached themselves in someway to Dave.

[rustoffa]

Ed should sue himself for defamation of character.

[Panamark]

Or for poor impersonation.

[DavidLeeWrath]

Originally posted by pete
Mine's dead.

What's your excuse for being a piece of shit?

Well that explains why she didn't charge me.