REASONS why VAN HAGAR SUCKS!

[TMR]

1. The music represents everything about a woman I don't want!
2. Most of the fans are gay
3. Eddie is so un-inspiring, now you know why Valerie left!
4. If I hear the word love one more time, i'll puke
5. No one wants to look like SHAMBO
6. George Michael has sold more copies of his music.
7. Who could watch a band who look like losers.
8. You can't tell your friends you like this crap, they'll kick you out of a moving car.
9. I've seen better lyrics from elementary school.

[pete]

Don't forget ALL of the fans are gay.

Except Kidvegas, who prefers beastiality.
(no offense to his mom - the PHINO)

[evans5150]

Van Halen with Sammy Hagar = 25 million records sold
George Michael solo = 16 million records sold

[DavidLeeWrath]

Originally posted by TMR
1. The music represents everything about a woman I don't want!
2. Most of the fans are gay
3. Eddie is so un-inspiring, now you know why Valerie left!
4. If I hear the word love one more time, i'll puke
5. No one wants to look like SHAMBO
6. George Michael has sold more copies of his music.
7. Who could watch a band who look like losers.
8. You can't tell your friends you like this crap, they'll kick you out of a moving car.
9. I've seen better lyrics from elementary school.

Translation:
1. Waaaaaahhh
2. Waaaaaahhh
3. Waaaaaahhh
4. Waaaaaahhh
5. Waaaaaahhh
6. Waaaaaahhh
7. Waaaaaahhh
8. Waaaaaahhh
9. Waaaaaahhh
and you forgot #10....which would also be "Waaaaaahhh"

[pete]

Originally posted by wrathsmotherspussyisrank
Translation:
1. Waaaaaahhh
2. Waaaaaahhh
3. Waaaaaahhh
4. Waaaaaahhh
5. Waaaaaahhh
6. Waaaaaahhh
7. Waaaaaahhh
8. Waaaaaahhh
9. Waaaaaahhh
and you forgot #10....which would also be "Waaaaaahhh"

[Sarge]

Originally posted by pete
Don't forget ALL of the fans are gay.

Thats cracks me up...
!!!
Sarge

[hot for david]

Originally posted by TMR

2. Most of the fans are gay

you mean all are gays , n' ddont' forget SPAMMY IS FAT !!!

[Panamark]

Hagar fans are middle aged SNAGS who cry, cuddle and aspire for the ultimate bonding with their inner femininity.

[Panamark]

Hagars screeching vocals and Ed's inabilty to play.

[Panamark]

They can only half fill venues.

[Dan]

Bunch of sheep.
They all share the same brain cell.

[Panamark]

Their Contempt for the fans that put them there.