REASONS why VAN HAGAR SUCKS!

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  • TMR

    REASONS why VAN HAGAR SUCKS!

    1. The music represents everything about a woman I don't want!
    2. Most of the fans are gay
    3. Eddie is so un-inspiring, now you know why Valerie left!
    4. If I hear the word love one more time, i'll puke
    5. No one wants to look like SHAMBO
    6. George Michael has sold more copies of his music.
    7. Who could watch a band who look like losers.
    8. You can't tell your friends you like this crap, they'll kick you out of a moving car.
    9. I've seen better lyrics from elementary school.
  • pete
    Crazy Ass Mofo
    • Jan 2004
    • 3325

    #2
    Don't forget ALL of the fans are gay.

    Except Kidvegas, who prefers beastiality.
    (no offense to his mom - the PHINO)

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    • evans5150
      Roadie
      • Jun 2004
      • 128

      #3
      Van Halen with Sammy Hagar = 25 million records sold
      George Michael solo = 16 million records sold

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      • DavidLeeWrath
        Head Fluffer
        • Mar 2004
        • 212

        #4
        Originally posted by TMR
        1. The music represents everything about a woman I don't want!
        2. Most of the fans are gay
        3. Eddie is so un-inspiring, now you know why Valerie left!
        4. If I hear the word love one more time, i'll puke
        5. No one wants to look like SHAMBO
        6. George Michael has sold more copies of his music.
        7. Who could watch a band who look like losers.
        8. You can't tell your friends you like this crap, they'll kick you out of a moving car.
        9. I've seen better lyrics from elementary school.

        Translation:
        1. Waaaaaahhh
        2. Waaaaaahhh
        3. Waaaaaahhh
        4. Waaaaaahhh
        5. Waaaaaahhh
        6. Waaaaaahhh
        7. Waaaaaahhh
        8. Waaaaaahhh
        9. Waaaaaahhh
        and you forgot #10....which would also be "Waaaaaahhh"
        Pope of The Church Of Almighty Sam, Rock God and LEADER of Van Halen!!!

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        • pete
          Crazy Ass Mofo
          • Jan 2004
          • 3325

          #5
          Originally posted by wrathsmotherspussyisrank
          Translation:
          1. Waaaaaahhh
          2. Waaaaaahhh
          3. Waaaaaahhh
          4. Waaaaaahhh
          5. Waaaaaahhh
          6. Waaaaaahhh
          7. Waaaaaahhh
          8. Waaaaaahhh
          9. Waaaaaahhh
          and you forgot #10....which would also be "Waaaaaahhh"

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          • Sarge
            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

            • Feb 2003
            • 5424

            #6
            Originally posted by pete
            Don't forget ALL of the fans are gay.

            Thats cracks me up...
            !!!
            Sarge
            ROTHARMY.COM WEBMASTER AND FOUNDER
            The Diamond David Lee Roth Army

            MY GROUPS ON ROTHARMY.COM
            [Fender Custom Shop Owners Club]

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            • hot for david
              Head Fluffer
              • Apr 2004
              • 383

              #7
              Originally posted by TMR

              2. Most of the fans are gay
              you mean all are gays , n' ddont' forget SPAMMY IS FAT !!!
              "life can be good with the right people"- andi deris

              Woman Of Dark Desires
              http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w...9b5fac7ede.jpg

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              • Panamark
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jan 2004
                • 17161

                #8
                Hagar fans are middle aged SNAGS who cry, cuddle and aspire for the ultimate bonding with their inner femininity.
                BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                Love ya Mary Frances!

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                • Panamark
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 17161

                  #9
                  Hagars screeching vocals and Ed's inabilty to play.
                  BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                  Love ya Mary Frances!

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                  • Panamark
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 17161

                    #10
                    They can only half fill venues.
                    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                    Love ya Mary Frances!

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                    • Dan
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 12194

                      #11
                      Bunch of sheep.
                      They all share the same brain cell.
                      First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                      • Panamark
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 17161

                        #12
                        Their Contempt for the fans that put them there.
                        BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                        Love ya Mary Frances!

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