Can Wolfie, get Mike back.

[Nitro Express]

The kid has all the enthusiasm and stage presence of a garden slug. After watching Wolfie screw the que and unenthusiastically dribble out "Give me a break" when Dave set him up for the famouse line in the song, I said, "Fuck you!" You zit faced, fat shit kid who hasn't earned the right to be up there. Oh well, Jack & Kelly Osbourne probably would have quit already because it's too much work.

The only reason it works is Dave is back and the VH bros can fill up the air with enough music to cover the kid's ass. Plus he's probably scared to death every night and doesn't have the chops or the stage presence to be there. People are nice since it's Eddie's son and the great Ed let Dave back in. I say fuck that! Fire the kid.

So here's my salute to Mike and the good times of better times. No, mumbling "give me a break" here:

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[SNIPER]

fuck mike

[Nitro Express]

No. Fuck Sammy.

[binnie]

Does anybody think that Mike would actually want to come back now?

[bantonelli]

Until BassPlayer can prove he's part of the Van Halen gene pool and possibly from Ed's loins, it will never happen.

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by binnie
Does anybody think that Mike would actually want to come back now?

He glady took it up the ass for years. Mike is a gimp but he's also an original band member who is still alive and still can play his instrument.

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by bantonelli
Until BassPlayer can prove he's part of the Van Halen gene pool and possibly from Ed's loins, it will never happen.

Ed's dad could have fucked Mike's mom and they could be brothers.

[binnie]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
He glady took it up the ass for years. Mike is a gimp but he's also an original band member who is still alive and still can play his instrument.

Yeah, but he must have some pride - he got fucked every which way for years. Should he be asked to come back, a big part must want to say "fuck you Ed"...

[hideyoursheep]

Of all the bassplayers on the planet..

It's HIS BOY.

The kid just learned the setlist. He hasn't put on enough miles to develop a stage presence.

Not to mention they lose a background vocalist when his balls drop.
He sounds flat alot of times vocally.

I truly believe this tour doesn't happen w/o Boychild coaxing Ed into it.

[tajmahal]

I want mike back, but the only similar band situation is Led Zeppelin. Jason Bonham was not good in the '88 performance.

[Jim Shetterlini]

You want Mike then you get Sammy, they are a package. Besides with the way this tour is selling out and they are putting on great shows, why the fuck would they even consider talking about Mike the ultimate sheep.

[Angel]

Originally posted by hideyoursheep
I truly believe this tour doesn't happen w/o Boychild coaxing Ed into it.

So do I. THANK YOU WOLFIE - for getting Dave & your Dad back onstage, finally!!!!

[VanHalener]

I would think that Wolfie has SOME influence over his dad, but not enough to sway Ed to approach Mike. There is too large a rift between them now and I think that sucks big donkey members.

Bass Player is most likely hating life with the Red Mennace at this point and would freakin' jump at the chance to be back where he belongs.

Not going to happen, because Ed's ego is too huge and he's too selfish.

That's right Eddie, I love ya man but you are a selfish motherfucker. Now get back out there and play me some guitar before I kick your ass pal.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by VanHalener
Bass Player is most likely hating life with the Red Mennace at this point and would freakin' jump at the chance to be back where he belongs.

Not going to happen, because Ed's ego is too huge and he's too selfish.

This is probably EXACTLY the case. Having seen the YouTubes, I've seen enough to say that I had absolutely no burning desire to see Wolfgang Van Halen live...I've said it before, he doesn't belong on that stage. He doesn't belong within a 20 mile radius of a Van Halen stage.

I don't doubt for a second that Mike would jump back in if anybody called him...after dipshitting around with Sam, I'm almost positive he would...

But hell, if I kept optimistic all these years about a DLR reunion, than I can afford to wait and keep optimistic about a MA reunion as well.

Maybe someday Ed'll figure it out.

[BITEYOASS]

Mike has turned to the cheese side! He's used his Rock Force for purely mediocre purposes. So there is no turning back!