Things have really picked up over at the Links. PHOTO EVIDENCE!

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  • kennyboy
    Head Fluffer
    • Jan 2004
    • 475

    Things have really picked up over at the Links. PHOTO EVIDENCE!

    ROTH ARMY EXCLUSIVE! I infiltrated Links (faggity!) headquarters (located in a bunker in Bakersfield, CA) disguised as Spammy fan "Boner5150" and snapped this pic of VHLinks headquarters.

    As you can see- the new tour has them going apeshit!
    http://www.npr.org/911hearings/image...pr/memo600.jpg
  • Bill Lumbergh
    ROCKSTAR

    • Mar 2004
    • 5472

    #2
    They're in disbelief that tour is actually drawing 5000 plus so far..........they may not have to open up for the Wiggles now...........

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    • Bill Lumbergh
      ROCKSTAR

      • Mar 2004
      • 5472

      #3
      "Let me be frank here(and God knows with Ed I've played men in bed MANY a time), but the boards over at the Links get me hot and horny. I've NEVER seen so many pussies in one place!!!!"

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      • gslinger
        Foot Soldier
        • May 2004
        • 729

        #4
        Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
        "Let me be frank here(and God knows with Ed I've played men in bed MANY a time), but the boards over at the Links get me hot and horny. I've NEVER seen so many pussies in one place!!!!"
        Baawwhaaaaaaaaaaa. That's funny!!!!!!!!!!




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        • Panamark
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 17161

          #5
          I wonder where VAL got her blow up strat ?

          Maybe it was Ed's old love object before she came along ??
          BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
          Love ya Mary Frances!

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          • Katydid
            I am a Giant CUNT
            • Apr 2004
            • 2407

            #6
            Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
            They're in disbelief that tour is actually drawing 5000 plus so far..........they may not have to open up for the Wiggles now...........
            Careful that someone don't caterpult you out of here by the suspendars.

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            • DLR_EngineRoom
              Veteran
              • Jan 2004
              • 2304

              #7
              Originally posted by Katydid
              Careful that someone don't caterpult you out of here by the suspendars.
              Don't be pickin' on my comrade, Big Bad Bill. And by the way, www.dictionary.com says it's spelled SUSPENDERS. Of course, if you're a Spammy Hagarita fan, that's pretty good spelling!
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              http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t...ve_ed_2007.jpg
              http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t...os/TORCH_B.gif

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              • Brettt
                Roadie
                • Jun 2004
                • 165

                #8
                Re: Things have really picked up over at the Links. PHOTO EVIDENCE!

                Originally posted by kennyboy
                ROTH ARMY EXCLUSIVE! I infiltrated Links (faggity!) headquarters (located in a bunker in Bakersfield, CA) disguised as Spammy fan "Boner5150" and snapped this pic of VHLinks headquarters.

                As you can see- the new tour has them going apeshit!
                FUCK YOU! Please eat of my ass!
                Lowtide Rocks!

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                • ALinChainz
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 12100

                  #9
                  Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
                  Don't be pickin' on my comrade, Big Bad Bill. And by the way, www.dictionary.com says it's spelled SUSPENDERS. Of course, if you're a Spammy Hagarita fan, that's pretty good spelling!
                  Hell, she isn't even a Dave fan. She posts here because her last name happens to be Roth, even after the old man left her.

                  She also claims to have a 150+ IQ.

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                  • Fabulous Shadow

                    #10
                    Brettt, Your avatar is hillarious!

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                    • smaz
                      Commando
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 1441

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Brettt
                      FUCK YOU! Please eat of my ass!
                      What the fuck?? Please eat of my ass?? I guess you sheep like that kinda thing.
                      Moving webhosts & will be making changes to the picture hosting - watch this space..

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                      • Don Corleone
                        Veteran
                        • May 2004
                        • 2084

                        #12
                        Re: Re: Things have really picked up over at the Links. PHOTO EVIDENCE!

                        Originally posted by Brettt
                        Please eat of my ass!

                        Do you like people munching on your arse Brett? Or are you just hoping for a rim job from Spam himself?
                        Roth Army Militia

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                        • Bill Lumbergh
                          ROCKSTAR

                          • Mar 2004
                          • 5472

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Katydid
                          Careful that someone don't caterpult you out of here by the suspendars.
                          Ha ha! Yeah I'm sure bashing Van Hagar and the sheep army is gonna get me booted outta here...............You need to worry about getting booted off the planet, you look a bit like some melting creature from another universe, based on what I've heard.

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