Slut?!?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
You think? Put yourself back at age 16 and imagine your mom spouting the shit Val does on Oprah. Teens are cruel as shit and they would never let you forget your mom was a slut. "Hey Wolfie, your mom gave me a blowjob and she swallows!" "Hey, Wolfie, are you sure you aren't Stephen Spielberg's kid? LOL! Shit, for all we know, Wolfie could be grown from Sammy seed. LOL! No wonder the kid is so fat and ugly! :D

Only problem with that is that Wolfie's out touring with Daddy and doesn't have any friends his own age. Bah! Who needs school? Van Halen's revenue is obviously going to last forever...

:D