So this is the tour you guys are waiting for?

[Panamark]

And they get their ass handed to them so easily. And they come back for more ! We must be like fucking dominatrix masters or some shit.

[Cathedral]

Hey, you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make them listen to real Van Halen.

It is a true waste of time battling wits with the witless, dickless fans of Van Hagar.
They know the truth, but they can't see beyond their own denial far enough to admit it.
It's like when Mom gets hitched to the new guy. Try as he might but the best parts of Mom were used, abused and refused by Daddy long before he started piloting the ship.
Spam never has and never will measure up to David Lee Roth. Spam needs Edward more than Dave does because History can not be altered and History my friends is what made Van Halen and Van Halen (not Van Hagar) have made History.
Spam was not there when the shit was good, he showed up after it was loose, stretched out of shape and full of DLR jizz.

You Spam fans ought to be ashamed of yourselves, but you're too fucking stupid to know better.