EVH is a hypochondriac!!!

[Roy Munson]

First he thought he had cancer....he cut his tongue off.

Then he thought he had a meth addiction...he got his teeth fixed.

Then he got the drippy dick and thought he had AIDS...

Now he's going to the doctor again because he hasn't been able to shit in 2 weeks.


It's official...he's a hypochondriac!!!

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, mommy my nose is dripping... take me to the doctor!!!!!

[binnie]

He's a waster, that's for sure..........

[Diamondjimi]

Re: EVH is a hypochondriac!!!

Originally posted by Roy Munson
First he thought he had cancer....he cut his tongue off.

Then he thought he had a meth addiction...he got his teeth fixed.

Then he got the drippy dick and thought he had AIDS...

Now he's going to the doctor again because he hasn't been able to shit in 2 weeks.


It's official...he's a hypochondriac!!!

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, mommy my nose is dripping... take me to the doctor!!!!!

I'm seeing a pattern here.......

[BITEYOASS]

Lest we not forget the hip replacement?

[Roy Munson]

Originally posted by BITEYOASS
Lest we not forget the hip replacement?

Shit. Yeah, he didn't need that either. Those doctors must be going nuts giving him all of these surgeries that he doesn't even need.

Hypochondriac!!!

[Terry]

Don't see him so much as a hypochondriac as I do a long-time drinker who has lived an insulated, celebrity existence and has no sustained drive anymore.

He cleans up and works every so often, then back into his hidey-hole home studio. Been that way since 1996.

And the shame of it is it's such a waste of talent.

[Nitro Express]

Hey. For how many cigarettes he has smoked and the tanker trucks of booze he has guzzled, he's in pretty damn fine shape. :D

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
Hey. For how many cigarettes he has smoked and the tanker trucks of booze he has guzzled, he's in pretty damn fine shape. :D

naaaaah...that would be mr keif richards...because whatever this guy has done in his life...he was always OUT there delivering the goods....

[Calderone]

i don't think Eddie got his hip replaced ...at the end he got corrective surgery..i guess

[BITEYOASS]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
Hey. For how many cigarettes he has smoked and the tanker trucks of booze he has guzzled, he's in pretty damn fine shape. :D

I've always wondered why they started their tours in North Carolina. Because there are a shitload of discount cigarrette stores along the highway.

[tjvhou812]

Some of you guys need to get off eddies dick....

alot of van halen fans have been waiting a long time for this shit, and its finaly here..

eddie and dave together again

thats priceless

[vh rides again]

the official vh website says eddie went to get a bunch of tests, doesnt say what for.

[Dan]

Originally posted by vh rides again
the official vh website says eddie went to get a bunch of tests, doesnt say what for.

Full Body Scan?

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
naaaaah...that would be mr keif richards...because whatever this guy has done in his life...he was always OUT there delivering the goods....

I'd have to agree......

Keif always handled his shit....

"Everybody got the monkey!!"

[DlocRoth]

Oh, and I must say....

Fuck with Munson and start a flame war with me......

He's a stand up kid.

Period fucking point.