Sammy's demands!

[Rubnose]

This is what the dude expects when flying solo.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/backstagetour/sammyhagar/sammyhagar1.html

[Sarge]

sammy might keel over with a heart attack or a stroke at any given min due to his obesity.
Having a doctor nearby is a good idea..

[BigDaddyD]

That is pretty old. I read that years ago. They should update it.. I wonder what the VH rider looks like now?

[RogueHorseman]

This just reminds me of Dave's genius with the "no brown m&m's" clause he put in the early Van Halen riders...

They got a million dollars worth of press and publicity off that one little stunt, and it didn't cost them a dime.

Sammy has never thought of anything remotely close to such trench warfare genius promotion even once in his entire life.

We've known, but the more one thinks about it, the more it becomes painfully obvious who was THE driving force behind the legacy.

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by BigDaddyD
That is pretty old. I read that years ago. They should update it.. I wonder what the VH rider looks like now?

[Don Corleone]

The stage should have a smooth surface without holes and be capable of bearing a load of 250 pounds per square foot.

Spam's lying again..... We know your at least 320 lbs you fat fuck.

[Panamark]

"The name Sammy Hagar conjures up a variety of emotions from music fans--from hate to contempt, from disgust to revulsion. But when our thoughts turn to Sammy (which, of course, happens frequently), we think "wine connoisseur." Mr. Hagar likes his reds between $30 and $100, and his whites between $18 and $30. So that's something to consider while planning for that personal gift you'll deliver to Hagar the Horrible while he's onstage. (5 pages) "


Just that opening blurb is worth the click alone ! :D

[Matt White]

UPDATED SPAMMY TOUR REQUEST:
1.)One: DRUNKEN GUITAR PLAYER, MUST BE WILLING TO URINATE ON SELF & SLEEP IN OWN VOMIT.
2.) One: SHEMP HOWARD LOOKALIKE DRUMMER, MUST LIKE ELCTRONIC DRUMS, OVERINDULGANCE, AND BE A TOTAL CUNT.
3.) ONE: OVER-WEIGHT BASS PLAYER, MUST HAVE NO EGO OR SELF-ESTEEM, WILLING T "NOT" SOLO BUT MAKE OFFENDING "NOISE" FOR 10 MINUTES.
4.)ANY: BACKSTAGE PERSONEL MENTIONING "DIAMOND", "DAVE", "ROTH", OR "VAN HALEN" WILL BE ROMOVED IMMEDIATELY FROM THE VENUE.

[5150Clown]

LOL @ MAtt....very good! hahahahahaha.

[Matt White]

Originally posted by 5150Clown
LOL @ MAtt....very good! hahahahahaha.

:D Thank you Sir!!!

[fe_lung]

I like all the spelling and grammer errors in that thing. Sam must have a crack legal team putting together his contracts! Or maybe it's a legal team on crack.....

[bueno bob]

Funny, Matt!