Dave the Actor

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by General Hina
Dave didn't have a role in the Sopranos!!
It was a 2 line cameo with DLR playing himself.
Please stop referring to that as acting.
It's insulting to anyone who makes their living as a real actor.


Over and Out,
General Hina

Please stop wasting my man juice by letting it drip out the corners of your mouth like that and off your chin. I saved that jism up just for you.

Every actor starts out with a two line cameo asshead. That's real life. Nobody is born with a leading role. Now go do your best impersonation of a swollen vagina. You stink and you make-a-me-sick! :D

[lms2]

Dave the actor is an interesting dilema. IMO it would be better for him to break out of his personna and retire a multi-faceted character... I can see him as a tv talk show host -but my preference would be to see him in a movie in some type of serious role. He is probably best suited to be a porn director. But seriously, there are a few hinderances to him having an acting career-like his need to be in control of everything every single moment.

[General Hina]

Originally posted by Big Troubles


Every actor starts out with a two line cameo asshead. That's real life.

Playing yourself in a cameo is not acting.

DLR has not got what it takes to be an actor as he can only play the fool. That picture of your wife was hot.

General Hina

[DaveIsKing]

That picture was funny as hell, BT.

[Big Troubles]

My wife says thank you. She's a natural with the poses, but it's a bitch glueing those eyes to her mound. :D

Dave playing himself, was not his idea. You are still missing the point. The director put Dave in that situation because it was Daves first role, and figured Dave would be suited best playing Dave. Why on Earth can't you understand that? Don't make me call you more names.
Seriously, how many acting or Im sorry, "cameo's" have you done lately? And when the Love Boat was in primetime, they had guest appearances by many stars playing themselves. Was that not acting?
Don't be jealous G Hina. It's an ugly trait.

[Big Troubles]

He plays the fool? He plays what the director tells him to play! Fuck your slow! If the director told him to be serious, do you think Dave would stand up and start telling jokes, ala improve, just because that's all Dave knows? Smarten up you super silly butt ugly bastard you...

[freak]

Originally posted by General Hina
I agree.
I think he was nominated for an Oscar Meyer award for that film.

I think Beaches was his best work, personally.

[General Hina]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
My wife says thank you. She's a natural with the poses, but it's a bitch glueing those eyes to her mound. :D

Dave playing himself, was not his idea. You are still missing the point. The director put Dave in that situation because it was Daves first role, and figured Dave would be suited best playing Dave. Why on Earth can't you understand that? Don't make me call you more names.
Seriously, how many acting or Im sorry, "cameo's" have you done lately? And when the Love Boat was in primetime, they had guest appearances by many stars playing themselves. Was that not acting?
Don't be jealous G Hina. It's an ugly trait.

You've hit the nail on the head.
Dave's acting is on par with the acting on the "Love Boat"
Perfect.

Over and Out,
General Hina

[tobinentinc]

Originally posted by Hollywood Jesus
Love to se Dave take a few acting gigs.

What I'd really like to see is a talk show/variety show. Have all the new starlets and young musicians on for comedy, leering and music. Maybe a little Man Show meets SNL by way of the Daily Show.

Comedy Central or VH1 should get this cranked up.

That would fit him perfectly. It would not only be very entertaining, but get Dave back into the public eye. It could also give him a chance to possibly collaborate with other artists and help his album sales.