I remember hearing Van Halen's first album for the first time when I was like 22. That was in like 1978. It sounded like sonic bombardment or something......I know what sonic and bombardment is now, but not then. People were just going crazy about this new album and cranking it up all over the Massengale parking lot.....lots of cut huge natural tits and coconut-smellin' tan oil. I remember asking this drunk fucker with a jacked up 4 wheel drive truck about the music blasting out of his open doors. He was like, "it's Van Halen...the name sounds stoopid but it kicks ass!" Fucking kids were walking off the beach with their parents...they started crying when they heard it!! I thought to myself: "self, you should go buy a copy of that eight track and blast it at your brothers house!" Sure enough, when I plugged that shit in over there, THE FUCKING KIDS STARTED CRYING!!! My brother asked me who the band was, and I said the name sounds stoopid but it kicks ass. Next thing I know, he was screaming at people to shut their fucking crying kids up so he could enjoy the sonic bombardment!!
Hell yeah!!
Hell yeah!!






And so are you, if you remember "Fair Warning" hitting the charts:
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