Best of Both Worlds - Van Halen endorsing bisexuality

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  • John Holmes

    Best of Both Worlds - Van Halen endorsing bisexuality

    Think about it... Best of Both Worlds...

    The straight world... And the gay world...

    Martini... and Semen Slurpie

    Straight world is Dave, obviously. The rockstar, winning chicks all over the house and enjoying a grand life...

    Gay World is Spammy, the mobile sperm bank, the turd burglar who suffocates in his own fat.

    And what about who's gonna buy that sellout album? Well, surely some Bi who loves to swing either ways...



    Comes close to listening to Spermy's love songs...
  • Bottoms Up
    Full On Cocktard
    • May 2004
    • 38

    #2
    LOL....THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FORUM EVER!!!!
    ~Dance the Night Away~

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    • Sarge
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Feb 2003
      • 5424

      #3
      Originally posted by John Holmes


      Martini... and Semen Slurpie

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      I have to use that line...
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      • POJO_Risin
        Roth Army Caesar
        • Mar 2003
        • 40648

        #4
        LMFAO...I hope you aren't going to be fucking using it as a pick-up line...

        classic shit...
        "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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