It's spED'S Birthday, What Did You Get Him?

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  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32576

    It's spED'S Birthday, What Did You Get Him?

    I got him a gift certificate good for 5 weeks at Mad Hatter Studios, LA

    Unlimited use of all facilities.

    Provided Dave and Mikey are included.



    What did YOU get Edward for his birthday this year?

    Originally posted by Kristy
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Originally posted by cadaverdog
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?
  • Diamondjimi
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • May 2004
    • 12086

    #2
    Originally posted by LoungeMachine

    What did YOU get Edward for his birthday this year?

    I got him this...


    And this...


    They should both be very useful to him if he wants to return to past glories...


    Happy Birthday you 'ol fuckup!:D
    Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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    • GAR
      Banned
      • Jan 2004
      • 10881

      #3
      I got him this nifty keychain to celebrate 4 months sobriety.

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      • wiseguy
        Head Fluffer
        • Feb 2004
        • 498

        #4
        I got him this...
        Attached Files
        Stay frosty now.
        Nostalgia is a form of denial. I love denial. I like selective amnesia, too. Mix the two and you've got a hell of a weekend-DLR

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        • DEMON CUNT
          Crazy Ass Mofo
          • Nov 2004
          • 3242

          #5
          Banned 01/09/09 | Avatar | Aiken | Spammy | Extreme | Pump | Regular | The View | Toot

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          • fryingdutchman
            Full Member Status

            • Feb 2005
            • 4133

            #6
            I got him an assortment of cups...so he can have the opportunity to "re-gift" it to Dave...

            Note the various styles to match potential DLR stage wear...

            Click the thumb to enlarge!
            Attached Files
            Originally posted by perilouspete
            fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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            • Sarge
              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

              • Feb 2003
              • 5424

              #7
              Originally posted by fryingdutchman
              I got him an assortment of cups...so he can have the opportunity to "re-gift" it to Dave...

              Note the various styles to match potential DLR stage wear...

              Click the thumb to enlarge!
              Heh,
              I hope you didn't use them first.
              Breasts,
              Sarge
              ROTHARMY.COM WEBMASTER AND FOUNDER
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              • GAR
                Banned
                • Jan 2004
                • 10881

                #8
                Originally posted by wiseguy
                I got him this...
                You give him the game of "Life"? You spent 12 bucks on this joker more than you had to.

                Next time, try a subject he knows something about.

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                • fryingdutchman
                  Full Member Status

                  • Feb 2005
                  • 4133

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Sarge
                  Heh,
                  I hope you didn't use them first.
                  Breasts,
                  Sarge


                  Yup! I actually wore them without the jockstrap.

                  They're RIPE!!!

                  Originally posted by perilouspete
                  fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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                  • Terry
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 12131

                    #10
                    Originally posted by diamondjimi
                    I got him this...


                    And this...


                    They should both be very useful to him if he wants to return to past glories...


                    Happy Birthday you 'ol fuckup!:D
                    Tab book was a good gift for him...too bad you didn't send it to him a couple of years ago before the tour; it'd been sweet if he had actually relearned his old licks before Van Halen 2007 hit the road.
                    Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                    • Seshmeister
                      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                      • Oct 2003
                      • 35754

                      #11
                      I got him some storage tins to keep his old guitar picks in...

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                      • IceCreamBlondie
                        Head Fluffer
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 378

                        #12
                        How about a dose of reality? Gift wrapped, of course.
                        I'm Stayin' Frosty!

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                        • LoungeMachine
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 32576

                          #13
                          Not bad for member #24,124

                          Originally posted by Kristy
                          Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                          Originally posted by cadaverdog
                          I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                          • hideyoursheep
                            ROTH ARMY ELITE
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 6351

                            #14
                            Needful things...


                            <a href="http://photobucket.com/images/shoes" target="_blank"><img src="http://i689.photobucket.com/albums/vv257/loves-miguel-18/bef4f23105619e39ef7d9fbef94c2682.gif" border="0" alt="shoes Pictures, Images and Photos"/></a>

                            <a href="http://photobucket.com/images/false%20teeth" target="_blank"><img src="http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e53/Dugan54/false_teeth.jpg" border="0" alt="TEETH Pictures, Images and Photos"/></a>

                            <a href="http://photobucket.com/images/tounge" target="_blank"><img src="http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r312/wolf_8u69/lipstonguemoving.gif" border="0" alt="tounge Pictures, Images and Photos"/></a>


                            <a href="http://photobucket.com/images/aa%20book" target="_blank"><img src="http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk141/michaelkjr/AA/bbpic.jpg" border="0" alt="AA Big Book Pictures, Images and Photos"/></a>

                            AND A NEW "BROTHER".....

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                            • 78/84 guy
                              Crazy Ass Mofo
                              • Apr 2005
                              • 2724

                              #15
                              A Marshall amp & red spray paint !!

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