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Blurb on CNN about Eddie's new Wolf...
Nothing revolutionary, but I didn't know about "Reverend Al..."
Nothing revolutionary, but I didn't know about "Reverend Al..."
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"Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
"No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
"Fuck you, Fluffy."
"No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
"I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
"You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
"Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
"Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
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Yeah, just saw this.
Must make things easier for Al to get married now that he's an ordained minister.I brought my pencil!!! -
Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee RothComment
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All he needs to do now is pass the bar exam & he'll be a one-stop alimony shop."Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
"No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
"Fuck you, Fluffy."
"No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
"I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
"You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
"Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
"Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
"N--- yeah."Comment
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"Hey Ed I gotta go, I just rear-ended a minister"-->
{filtered thru neural necrosis onset of Alzheimers}=
"Hey Ed you oughta know, I just got ordained as a Minister"Comment
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Ed was drunk, or was it just my impression?Hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla boobuhla hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla bopComment
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If Al has become a minister, VH just officially lost me as a fan.
And so has Dave.
The World's greatest party band...........bites the dust.
Dave did sell his soul by rejoining VHComment
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That reporter was confused. Eddie didn't have 1/3 of his tongue removed. He had 1/3 of his brain removed.
Problem is, only 1/4 worked in the first place.
Al the Minister....this makes Sammy Hagar look cool.
WTF???????
I'm gonna become a hip hop fan now.....It's the official end of the era of rock 'n' roll........Comment
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Eddie always slurs and speaks with a hoarse voice sounding drunk. The problem is I can't find anything from the way back machine to really compare his voice to 25 years ago.
Regardless, I wish I had the disposable income to plunk down on one of these guitars. They look like butter.“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”Comment
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isn't Billy Gibbons an ordained minister?Anything left in that bottle?Comment
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Kills me....it's like pulling teeth trying to get new music out of the guy....
but when he wants to hussle his "gear"....he's everywhere.....Comment
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"Hey Ed, the Testarossa backed into a dumpster.."
(wow, my brother just became ordained.. wtf..)Comment
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