Classic Friday Sing Along

[MAX]

Hey Fab,

I thought my posts were on your exclusive and infamous "ignore" list? Busted again!!!!!

Stupid idiot!!!!!!

[scottydabodi]

Originally posted by MAX
This thread blows goatballs and maybe I'll fucking send it to the dump. Fab, you have a lot of fucking nerve stating "for the sake of the ARMY" you stalking tool!!! You should NOT even fucking be here!!!!!! You are NOT a Rothfan!!!!!

THIS is what you are:

Histrionic Personality Disorder
American Description

Diagnostic Criteria

1)A pervasive pattern of excessive emotionality and attention seeking, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:

2)is uncomfortable in situations in which he or she is not the center of attention

3)interaction with others is often characterized by inappropriate sexually seductive or provocative behavior

4)displays rapidly shifting and shallow expression of emotions

5)consistently uses physical appearance to draw attention to self

6)has a style of speech that is excessively impressionistic and lacking in detail

7)shows self-dramatization, theatricality, and exaggerated expression of emotion

8)is suggestible, i.e., easily influenced by others or circumstances
considers relationships to be more intimate than they actually are


And most importantly is NOT A FAN OF DAVID LEE ROTH!!!!!!

MAX fucking rules... MAX, I'm hoping I never piss you off PAL!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
make me pull my knob out and stirke you on the head with it Rikk. Post some tits!

Shit. My apologies.:D

There you go, boy...

[Rikk]

Originally posted by scottydabodi
MAX fucking rules... MAX, I'm hoping I never piss you off PAL!!

MAX is indeed king.

How the heck are ya, Scotty? Whatever happened to your picture of the girl lying down with nice tits and your name on a sign?

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by Rikk
Shit. My apologies.:D

There you go, boy...

Ahhh... Thanks....

[scottydabodi]

Originally posted by Rikk
MAX is indeed king.

How the heck are ya, Scotty? Whatever happened to your picture of the girl lying down with nice tits and your name on a sign?

HA HA!!! Here it is:

[scottydabodi]

That's a good one... like Keith Richards said: "Chicks dig me..."

[MAX]

Originally posted by scottydabodi
MAX fucking rules... MAX, I'm hoping I never piss you off PAL!!

No dude,

YOU rule and thanks for the props my friend!!!!

[scottydabodi]

Hell yeah MAX! Always awesome to read your posts!!

MattWhite has the BEST AVATAR!!! LEMMY RULES!!

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
You dont have to forgive us, we're not apologizing, but for the sake of the ARMY and all of the threads you are destroying by trying to attack us everytime we post, you could drop it. The admins have spoke, I'm not banned anymore, Chelle never was, YOU'RE going to have to learn to live with it.

and YOU are going to have to live with the abuse you get.
You chose to keep coming back. For the sake of the Army, you should have stayed away.

Roth-hater.

[CROWBAR]

Who is fab shadow Diamondsgirl? Bring me up to speed!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by CROWBAR
Who is fab shadow Diamondsgirl? Bring me up to speed!

FABULOUS SHADOW has been banned from every VH site on the internet, including this one. But she kept spamming the site with aliases recently (something like 25 of them or more...I lost count). She's threatened the mods to drop people or she wouldn't leave. She's threatened people's personal lives. I know of at least two cases where she made a phone call to hurt a total stranger's employment just because she had a fight with them on the message board.

She has few friends and is well-hated around here. A few months ago, I made fun of her for posting that "Sammy is sexy". She freaked out and told me I had no power around here. I then looked deeper into her past and found she bitched constantly about Dave until she was banned from the Links and had nothing to do but come here and pretend she likes Dave. She's also started a ton of fights between good people at every site she's been to. Many people at this site are now fighting over this FAB bullshit.

She's also a compulsive liar. And she also threatened people that pissed her off with an attack from her "biker gang family". The bitch is nuts.

And she hates Dave. Check these posts of her's from the Links, about a year ago and more. Does she sound like she should even bother posting, saying things like this?:

"IMO- Dave will be make it more like a BEACH BOYS reunion then a Journey reunion. Like a big JOKE. Originality? He's been using the same material since 1976 and it's old! I'm so tired of the Sammy is fat thing. He gained a lil weight a few years back but he's trimed down alot since then. I like his new look. He continues to change and it suits his age and shows that he's not stuck in character. Dave wants to be what he was so badly that it's PATHETIC. What will Dave bring? Greif!
Chaos! Let Downs! Drama! More of the same... Oh I'm sure he'll bring the Coke too (SNIF)... Oh and bottle of Jack to shake all over the front row. Let's not forget SPANDEX and Grecians formula in Platinum blonde...."

A poll, HAGAR vs. ROTH. Without hesitation, FAB posted: "Wham Bam! I pick...HAGAR!" In fact, FAB set up this poll to prove to the Links that Dave isn't as popular as people say: "Lets find out...I'll set up a pole... I'm sure it's been done but still..." BTW, FAB, that's "poll".

"David Lee Roth = Bob Barker"

"The chicken dance? Why would this be so weird at a Roth concert?"

"I'm not the one who said anything about his sexuality. I do think it's a possibility though, and if he were, I wouldn't care... I still wouldn't buy his CD!"

"Gary WAS NOT Gay!"

Okay, so Gary was not gay, but Dave was? You protect Gary's sexuality, but make up shit about Dave's?

And how about this...did you even like the Army?: "Relax Ineeda... Brett can handle his business just fine and always has... he runs a good place here and it appears that he has the Army pegged for exactly what it is..."

"Awww come on, We all know that it was the bro's who pulled the plug on THAT reunion attempt, not Dave. His presentation of HIMSELF during that breif period of time in which a reunion was being considered is what made it a no go not the fact that he wasn't kissing major VH butt."

"Interesting! Cuz I heard that Sammy said Dave was Tinkey Winkey, the GAY one..."

"Someone needs to hand Dave a floor length mirror..."

"I've seen his act and thats enough for ME! Sorry but IMO seeing Dave sing classic VH w/o the brothers again is like watching a movie you love over and over again. After awhile you just get tired of it, know it by heart and it get less and less entertaining."

"Dave is a marketing master! He knows mentioning EVH or anything VH related will keep his name circulating! It is the ONLY thing that DLR can say or do that makes him "NEWSWORTHY"... He has been riding the VH coat tails for years now and makes a career out of doing it just right."

This was FAB's signature at the Links: "EVH- We could go out there and make a killing on tour with Roth but we're not a nostalgia band. I would never just take somebody's money for playing old songs to bring back memories. I'm sure a lot of fans of the band would love to see it-but some things are better left to memory.
Guitar World 1997"

When someone announced that the ROTHARMY was back, FAB complained: "Is this Van Halen related?"

Another lovely stab at a Roftard: "Dave is a has-been. Go back to your 'Army', silly!"

Another lovely FAB speech (this one made my blood boil): "Well, I know it'd be nice to think that Dave could humble himself and accept the reality that VH was a band and that it was not HIM alone that made the band successful. He is a show stealer! He likes to be the main act. He likes to talk alot and the only person he likes listening to is himself. Sorry Hec, but I think if you put this guy on a stage with the rest of VH and an audience of his peers, he will turn on the 'ACT' thinking it's impressive and thinking that its 'DAVE LIKE' and thinking it's what people want and he will make a fool of himself and the band once again. I just wish he could be NORMAL! But it's like he's in total denial that alot of things have changed since 1984."

FAB, why did you ever post at the Army with quotes like these?: "Regardless... If they were to be inducted I can see Dave turning it into HIS night, it'd be all about HIM and he'd turn the whole think into circus. It'd be another moment in the bands history where Ed has to sit back and bite his tounge so Dave can have his moment of glory. IMO Dave just ruins everything for this band. Yeah he HELPED get them where they got but lets not forget what happened to him when he went off on his own."

Do you even like ANYTHING about Dave, FAB: "I love "Me Wise Magic" I just think it sounds like Dave is really working hard to sing it. I wonder how it would have been if Sammy sang it? Afterall, IMO it's more suitable for his vocal style. (i.e. Naturally Wired)"

WHY are you still posting at the Army if you feel this way?: "I dont think Dave could have pulled off Humans Being to save his life."

Here's what FAB thought of the new video at DLR's site: "That was just STUPID!"

Someone mentions the CRAZY FROM THE HEAT book, and FAB says: "Wonder what other treasures we can uncover in this tomb?"

Someone asks a question if posters would see the Sam/Dave tour again in 2003...FAB answers: "After I saw the tour my answer was flat out NO. But now that some time has passed I think I'd consider it. I mean, it is an excuse to hook up with my VH croanies and we did have blast... But Dave sucked and while Sammy was good, it was kind of the same show as his 10/13 tour was...But it was good seeing Brian on stage with Dave...But Dave sucked... so.... I dont know????"

Someone starts a thread about Dave singing on a cruise ship...FAB responds: "Once Dave's onboard he "might as well jump"
MAN OVERBOARD!"

Another great comment: "Is that why DAVE has blown every chance he had at rejoining the legacy your speaking of by continuing to believe that it is all about him and conducting himself like a 2nd rate variety act? He should know by now that in order to make it work in VH he needs to behave more like and serious musician behind the scenes and save the comedy for the videos. Honestly, I love the Dave era, but Dave would irritate the hell out of me if I had to work with him. Heck, I get irritated just watching him in interviews and what not."

***Yet another (man, you hate Dave, huh?): "It's like a friend who keeps telling the same joke over and over. Eventally it's just NOT funny anymore. I liked Dave in the &)'s when he was sexy ans mysterious. When VH added a lil variety to their act it was cool because here they were the BAD GUYS of Rock-n-Roll being funny and THAT maade it more funny. But they did it and that was enough. DAVE couldn't stop after that. He needed to get a grip and couldnt. He was on a high horse and based his entire solo career on the comedy which grew old quick and landed him in Vegas. Now he's skating on the old VH coat tails trying to hang on to what he once was. Doesn't take a rocket scientist to see where DAVE went wrong. Shouldnt be to hard to fix, but he cant conform."

Somebody asks why the ARMY was closed down...FAB responds: "Got closed down... Don't know the details... Don't really care..."

"I am a Van Halen Fan! All eras! I just dont think Dave has it amymore."

"A 'HAS BEEN' is someone who continues to promote the 'SAME OL SHIT' without putting out anything new. The music is good and people still want to hear it but that is just 'NOT ENOUGH'..."

"Sammys a drunk??? Daves a cokehead..." Once again, why are you here?

Someone mentions Dave's charisma. FAB responds: "Can you pinpoint some CHARISMA dating more current than 1985?"

"Dave cant even sing the Dave stuff the way he sang it in the 70's and 80's. Why should sammy try to. Lets move on... Sammy will bring a newer more mature feel to VH. They dont want to be a nastalgia (sp?) band. If you want more of the same, keep playing the remasters and be happy..."

"Well Van Halen is a rock band not a comedy act. Dave has a great bod but he is NOT sexy. Comb over and bleached out hair... NOT SEXY. Dont you hate it when old men wear speedos...."

"Like I said. I think Sammy would like it, but is content if it doesnt happen. If anyone is FOAMING it's Dave... Dave has had many chances and f----- them up in one way or another. Sam and VH had some issues but there is still some hope for resolve there. All hope is gone for Dave as far as VH goes. I'd be highly disapointed with VH if they were to bring Dave back for anything more that a reunion tour with BOTH singers. I can see Sammy fitting back into VH alot more comfortably than Dave."

"It's just that Dave seems to be hanging on others coat tails in order to stay in the spotlight. Dave is washed up. He IS the LIBERACE of the Y2K's. If he'd cut the ACT then MAYBE... But as for the thread I say Dave wants it more. Too bad he pissed away all his chances. Ed didnt blow it for the fans, Dave's big freakin mouth and ego did... PERIOD!"

"Lmao!!!
David Lee Dork...
Dork Lee Roth...
David Dork Roth...
They all sound pretty good... Ever see the Buenos Aires bootleg... Theres a part in it where DLR is singing Jamies Crying and he walks down stage and then walks back waddeling like a duck. We may be onto something here!"

What a cunt, huh?

[diamondsgirl]

I'll shoot you a PM in a bit.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I'll shoot you a PM in a bit.

My post should also suffice.:D

[Big Troubles]

so when in this entire thread are we going to talk about David Lee Roth? Just wondering why this piece of shit is in main? Guess the mods are sleeping?