Who will be the first VH member to kick the bucket?

[WARF]

Who will it be???

[Don Corleone]

Probably Ed - just like in the last thread

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8764&highlight=Death+Pool

[Top Jimmy]

Ed looks pretty healthy these days...the chemo fixed him!

Gary, on the other hand, looks like the chemo ain't workin' anymore...

[bueno bob]

Ed

Hope springs eternal...

[LoungeMachine]

tasteful thread.

[GAR]

.. on the other hand, looks like the chemo ain't workin' anymore...

You don't necessarily get a dose of the Raccoons from chemo, but you do get it from hittin' the glass pipe.

[GAR]

This may surprise many who've seen me post in defense of Wolf but gonna vote with the odds such as are against the typical Hollywood Celebrity kid's independance.

First strike, your dad's known as a huge partier. To score a hot, clean chick he's got to play down his last name if he wants to find durability in a relationship independant of chicks who get high.

Second, even when you're clean the party comes to you in the form of the well-wishers just wanting to "share the prosperity" and the initial intent may be an innocent thing, but the package it comes in competely from the pit of hell.

Third, the liberal parents' upbringing we don't know of may include permission to smoke weed and drink with the verbal disavowment against "the hard stuff" like coke vike oxy ecstacy or tar smoking, yet are proven precursors and doorway to the hard stuff.

So maybe we don't know what's in the kids head actually, he may be a fine rocksolid moral individual, but the odds are highly against that especially when he's got thousands of dollars of his own spending money in the bank from the year of touring and even the parents never really know after about age 14 what you're into anyway no matter who's kid you are.

[Rikk]

Uh...

[indeedido]

I don't want it to be, but I'm fairly certain it will be Edward. Cancer is a hell of a thing, and odds are it will be back. He does not take very good care of himself.

[GAR]

Ed's acclimated well to his abuse: if he's endured 30 years of dope, he'll endure another 30.

I'd choose Sammy Hagar as a second-choice over EVH any day of the year: that guy's gut is unheathily huge, screaming of systemic disorders such as tapeworm, back problems, maggots, barnacles and flies.

[Craggy]

Dave will die first. Thats what happens to guys that continue to smoke into there fifties.

[Top Jimmy]

You don't necessarily get a dose of the Raccoons from chemo, but you do get it from hittin' the glass pipe.

true dat....

[rustoffa]

Hagar + Chickenfoot tour = Long road back to Cabo for a sand nap.

[78/84 guy]

Hate to say it but cancer will get Ed probably. The dumb ass is still smokin'.

[binnie]

Cherone will die first.

He will most like die in some freak accident, drowning in the urine of the male cheerleading squad that he pays to pee on him..........

Mike will be next.

He will suffocate as a result of placing his head too far up Sammy's ass.