Got ROTH?

[Big Troubles]

Stay... Just adapt. It may take time. A few support meetings. We'll probably have to do some one on one therapy sessions ya know...But after that, and a couple hot soapy sponge baths, Im sure I can cleanse you of the dirty Sammy nonsense! If not, we still got to spend some bathing time together. :D

[Fabulous Shadow]

Ahhh man BT I have some VERY heartfelt memories of the Hagar era... I think there should be special rules specifically for us feminine folks... Come on what do you expect from Venus?

[DLR_EngineRoom]

David Lee Roth says: Fabulous Shadow sweetheart....you're so sweet....man you must shit sugar, baby.....

[Fabulous Shadow]

I'd love to sandwich myself between those two like a nice spread of peanut butter

[Mezro]

Wear the damn Roth shirt with your giant snow globes raging, get backstage, blow Sam and then spit it back in his face. When he stares at you in shock say "sorry babe but you are no David Lee."

Mezro...while you are at it stick a finger in Al's ass and see if he barks like a dog

[Fabulous Shadow]

Mez... That's just gross! If I were gonna get backstage it'd be Eddie I'd want to taste...

[pete]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
I am a female... I reserve the right to like Van Hagar and all their sappy love songs!!!!

Besides... Does likeing Sammy make me any less of a Roth fan?
Can somebody show me the Rules book please???

If you like Sappy love songs done right

Might I reccomend

BABY COME BACK - PLAYER

WHEN WILL I SEE YOU AGAIN - THE THREE DEGREES

These will give you goosebumps (and hard nipples)

[Fabulous Shadow]

Petey???

Is that... Baby come back, you can blame it all on me, I was wrong and I just can't live without you

and

When will I see you again, When will we share precious moments...

????

[AJW]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showt...oth+Army+Rules

I thought that was fuckin' hilarious. I agree with most of it but not all of it. 2 & 4 don't fit me because even if Ed is a lyin' SOB I still think he broke new ground with his style of playing. I don't own Your Filthy Little Mouth and the DVD BBQ either.

[pete]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Petey???

Is that... Baby come back, you can blame it all on me, I was wrong and I just can't live without you

and

When will I see you again, When will we share precious moments...

????

When will will our hearts beat 2gether

Will I have to wait 4ever

Will I have to suffer the whole night through?

oh yeah!!!

a song of obsession coated in a sugary coating that makes it seem so light

you'd love my saturday night parties.

all kinds of music pumps outta here

[AJW]

Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
David Lee Roth says: Fabulous Shadow sweetheart....you're so sweet....man you must shit sugar, baby.....

Awseome pic never saw that one before.

[Mezro]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Mez... That's just gross! If I were gonna get backstage it'd be Eddie I'd want to taste...

Shit Fab, you might drain what little life he has left.

Mezro...i'm sure he will play eruption for you in private

[AJW]

Originally posted by Mezro
Wear the damn Roth shirt with your giant snow globes raging, get backstage, blow Sam and then spit it back in his face. When he stares at you in shock say "sorry babe but you are no David Lee."

Mezro...while you are at it stick a finger in Al's ass and see if he barks like a dog

That is soooooooooooooo fuckin' bad.

[Hells Belle]

Fab Shad I have a AC/SHE shirt I'll loan you...

[The Alexster666]

Where can I get the shirt? amt the hagar fans suck bumper? please answer somebody!!