Sam's Drunk!

[WARF]

Sam's Drunk
(To the tune of Slam Dunk!)

Got Mike In Bed
He gives me head
His sauce is hot
I sucked his cock
watch me now... oh yeah... WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Capri's are my style
Mop hair is wild
Bendover, Reverse
Just watch me work!

Bette To Midler
Watch me slur
You want my small dick
And You're lubed up in it
My Bed, mikes sleepin in it
That's how gay we play
And the room is spinnin'
Sam's Drunk!!

Your assholes shocked
Viagra I popped
Don't need no cabo baby
Just get on top!

Bette To Midler
Watch me slur
You want my small dick
And You're lubed up in it
My Bed, mikes sleepin in it
That's how gay we play
And the room is spinnin'
Sam's Drunk!!

Guitar solo

Pass me the jelly rolls
My ass is bigger than ever
Van Hagar... it comes and goes...
Classic Van Halen.... is forever....
(Repeat chorus)

[Nickdfresh]

Are you drunk?

[WARF]

F_CK _FF

Would you like to buy a vowel?

UH U HUHUu huuh huhuuhu

[Sarge]

WARF,
Thanks! Classless parody as it is, I cherish any chance to make fun of Sammy Hagar.
Not full of hate, just full of disgust.

Breasts,
Sarge

[WARF]

Thanks sarge!
It's been a while since I did one! LOL

[GAR]

It rhymes, has the colors of sweet parody.. this is absolutely fantastic American prose in the most classic sense of the word.

I am forwarding this to the SHML on YahooGroups right now!

[Diamondjimi]

Dr. Penis would be proud...

[GAR]

I posted it with my Referral Link.. maybe we just made some new friends, WARF!

Message #284079.. no buffer control.. it was posted immediately.

http://launch.groups.yahoo.com/group/sammyhagar/messages

Thanks WARF! You're now famous over there.. awaiting the commentary right now.. unless they act quickly to ban me.

[GAR]

(one thing I notice common to the SHML is they always bitch about how stupid Hagar detractors are..)

Searching the threads there, I found this link http://www.razorcake.org/site/module...cle&sid=15766- worthy of it's own thread here not to take us off topic, but all they do is find negative stuff about Fat Sammy then bitch about it.

Kinda like how we do over here!!

So if you're a Guest here reading this and would like your own login, click here http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/index.php?referrerid=25 to join.

Paypal automatically sends me $5 dollars when you do that..

[Blaze]

[Combat Ready]

(one thing I notice common to the SHML is they always bitch about how stupid Hagar detractors are..)

Searching the threads there, I found this link http://www.razorcake.org/site/module...cle&sid=15766- worthy of it's own thread here not to take us off topic, but all they do is find negative stuff about Fat Sammy then bitch about it.

Kinda like how we do over here!!

So if you're a Guest here reading this and would like your own login, click here http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/index.php?referrerid=25 to join.

Paypal automatically sends me $5 dollars when you do that..

The story on the link is classic!

[Polk High]

I guess the babysitter was a dude then

[Diamondjimi]

The story on the link is classic!

Ditto... fucking hilarious!