alex has a dig at dave

[Panamark]

Van Hagar is like taking a huge shit and having
no toilet paper. You experience the shit, you think its
gone, yet its remnants and stench remain with you long
after the event.

[MAX]

How do I know when it's shit? I can't tell you but it reeks forever!!!!

[Panamark]

Originally posted by MAX
That's fucking classic!!! LMAO!!!

LOL, I enjoyed that one myself :D

[Panamark]

I heard Spammy observes his shit intensely after taking a dump. He uses it for lyrical inspiration. Something to do with the Alien's interaction.

[Panamark]

I think the Alien download was via Spammy's asshole, so now he thinks everything that comes out of that port is important and uses it as his primary source for lyrical inspiration..

[MAX]

Bottom line is that Alex calls the shots fucking period. He doesn't want Dave there to tell him "Fuck off little drummer boy." It was Alex who fired Spam, fucked both Dave and the fans with BOV1 and brought in Ga y Cherone. He's responsible and fucking shame on him as a fucking brother to manipulate his alcoholic brother.

Why in the fuck do you think Spam had to have dinner with fucking Captain Spock? Spock calls the shots and doesn't want anyone to argue with him. Useless cunt.

[flappo]

..well , this is a first

..first thread i've made in main that hasn't gone straight to the dump

[Panamark]

Originally posted by flappo
..well , this is a first

..first thread i've made in main that hasn't gone straight to the dump

You should be ashamed of yourself !! :p

[Panamark]

Originally posted by MAX
Bottom line is that Alex calls the shots fucking period. He doesn't want Dave there to tell him "Fuck off little drummer boy." It was Alex who fired Spam, fucked both Dave and the fans with BOV1 and brought in Ga y Cherone. He's responsible and fucking shame on him as a fucking brother to manipulate his alcoholic brother.

Why in the fuck do you think Spam had to have dinner with fucking Captain Spock? Spock calls the shots and doesn't want anyone to argue with him. Useless cunt.

I think its time to call in Tonya harding !

[MAX]

Originally posted by Panamark
I think its time to call in Tonya harding !

Isn't she currently making license plates in a factory or something?

[gslinger]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Well, seeing as my lady is still married to her hubby i can honestly say that doesn't deter me in the least. Hell, i'm still married to my wife for that matter.
I spent 37 years as a nice guy, i've had enough of that.
as for Val, I'd share her with you....You take the odd number days and i'll take the even, or vice versa, lol.
Ed never treated her right, people with ego's never go the extra mile in pleasing someone because their to self centered to give a shit.

I'd treat her like a Queen as she certainly is one in my opinion.

Your right on the money....good man!!!!!!!

[Panamark]

That Alex fucker needs kneecapping !!

[Sarge]

Alex needs to worry about himself.
He has enough problems of his own
The guy is an addict.. with a broken neck

[Terry]

Van Hagar really don;t have a leg to stand on in terms of repeating the same thing over and over and expecting a different outcome. They plugged away with Hagar out front for years and never matched the output of the classic lineup. And now here they are doing it again, and the result is gonna be the same again: Van Hagar will always be a distant second to classic Van Halen.

[Terry]

Originally posted by Panamark
Alex is the cunt,
Spammy is the Asshole,
and Mikey is the section that grows
inbetween !!!

The grundle?

Guess that makes Eddie the dick.

Must mean Dave's the only one with balls.