alex has a dig at dave

[thefive]

Alex is just jealous of Dave. LOL

[Bill Lumbergh]

He's just pissed cuz all his girlfriends used to yell out Dave's name while fucking the limp dicked drummer...........

[bru87tr]

sounds more like he is talking about Ed more than he is Dave! lol

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by thefive
Alex is just jealous of Dave. LOL

Yeah and without Dave around there aren't many

women around either so the pickin's are slim for Al.

I hear Hagar draws an audience consisting mostly

of middle aged professional male couples.

[JCOOK]

THEY ARE ALL A BUNCH OF UNGRATEFUL COCKSUCKERS WHO OUT OF SPITE WILL NOT GET DAVE BACK IN THE BAND. THEY DONT' WANT TO ADMIT THAT THEY ARE WRONG! THE MOTHER FUCKERS DESERVE ROY!
FUCKEM!!!!!

[scottydabodi]

Alex doesn't matter

Alex has his head up Ed's ass it isn't even funny. Alex thinks Dave does the same shit over and over?? Man, that sounds like a good description of VanHagar!! Same fucking pussyass ballads OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!! Alex should be thankful he actually has a gig, cuz we all know that he ain't the BEST drummer ever... "Hot for Teacher" was a miracle in my book. F-Sam, F-Ed, F-Alex, F-Mike, and F-Ray Danniels!!!

[bru87tr]

Alex is also bald now, check out the pic on another thread posting a pic of the tour.

[DLR_EngineRoom]

"Lovefest'' is the word that former and current lead singer Hagar - the Richard Burton of VH - uses repeatedly to describe his first reunion with guitar hero Eddie Van Halen and his drumming brother Alex last winter.

And lovefest is the image evoked by Hagar and Alex Van Halen as the two yukked it up during a recent phone conference with reporters...
Hagar may not want to hang out with Roth but the 56-year-old tequila merchant is more sanguine about singing Diamond Dave-era songs in concert these days. ``I think it would be cheating them (the fans) for me or any other person in this band to say, `No, I won't play that song.' ''

Now he admits to really ``digging'' belting out such songs as ``Jump'' and ``Unchained.'' Because of this new willingness, Hagar promises fans ``the set list will kill you.''

Luckily, that will be the only killing going on as Van Halen and Hagar revisit the lovefest theme repeatedly in the 90-minute interview.

__________________________________________________ _____

No Sam, it's not the set list that will kill us, IT'S YOUR FACUCTA VOICE!

Catch phrase at all of VH's current concerts remains the same as 5150.

LOVEFEST

LOVEFEST

LOVEFEST

Suspicions Confirmed.....

[Full Bug]

Now he admits to really ``digging'' belting out such songs as ``Jump'' and ``Unchained.'' Because of this new willingness, Hagar promises fans ``the set list will kill you.''

Yeah, listening to Hagar do those songs is alot like death.....

As for that other old joke, diehard Roth fans can officially give up that lounge lizard ghost. Explains Van Halen with a laugh, ``An idiot is somebody who does the same thing over and over and expects a different outcome.''

This from a guy who had tongue cancer yet is smoking again, and is doing the same gig with with Hagar again, no wonder Roth wants nothing to do with them.....

[BenJammin]

Originally posted by Dutch
``An idiot is somebody who does the same thing over and over and expects a different outcome.''

Well, Alex showed his idiocy with that quote. The actually saying is this "Insanity is... doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different outcome". Being insane has nothing to do with intelligence, but garbling up quotes IS idiocy!

Fuck Alex, that no-talent, water-head, neck-brace wearin', follow-on-my-more-talented-brother's coattails, couldn't get laid without Dave's help in the 70s-80's, surround myself with a monster drumset to make it look like I know what I'm doing... MOTHER F*&CKER!

[bueno bob]

On the original topic...

Big Gay Al can bite my ass.

[rustoffa]

I have it from factual sources that Alex's condition is far more complex
than anyone can imagine.

Capricorn records insiders have acquired doctor's diagnoses' and the
reality is he's barely alive.

Not unlike "white noise", flaming gongs and rapido kick drums have
turned a once viable hard rockin' fucker into vapid animated jello.

In a recent Pollstar interview he referred to himself third-person style
as "Imelda".

[Terry]

In all seriousness, if Roth and EVH reteamed and left Alex at home, I wouldn't miss him. Get Luzier in there and it'd be all good.

AVH's drumkit is way oversized in relation to his talent.