So, you say your life is boring... you'll be a grandma under forty!!!

[WARF]

Fuck man... this may be Daves' best solo disc...

And perhaps the best song on the album...


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I love this fucking disc.... I mean... I loved it 98'...

But fuck... Roth at age 44 turned back the clock....

A masterpiece!

[WARF]

Im a broadway bullet!!!!!

Gonna blaze on by!!!!!

[WARF]

I Swear to fucking god this album is a masterpiece...

I loved it before.... but fuck...

I CAN HEAR THEM PO BOYS TAPPIN OUTSIDE MY WINDOW NOW!!!!

uh uh u hu hu h uhuhuu huuh

Were goin' places....

New board comin soon...

Just drop the mezro.... u hu h uh uh u hu h uh uh u hu

[WARF]

NO..... this is DLR'S best song....

That is all.

[WARF]

I'm like the fucking uncle who shows up once a year for christmas...

Spiking the fucking egg ...

Take it or leave it...

I am WARF...

Being the best WARF that I can be...

or atleast the best alias until another one comes long.... u hu h uh u

I GOT A CAR THAT'S COOL.... JUS A LIL BIT ROOOM... just enough 4 u.....

[WARF]

Yeah were going places.... Hang on tight!!!!

[WARF]

Who is WARF?

[WARF]

Where the fuck is sarges' little helper????

I am fucking livid!

I WANT A FUCKING AUTO RESPONSE DAMMNIT!!!

[LoungeMachine]

Tomorrow WARFY is going to sober up [okay, maybe the the following day], and when he does, he's going to laugh at all the empties he left all over the floor in this place....

strewn everywhere.....



Remember WARF, you can't get a hangover unless you stop drinking....

[WARF]

I was a webmaster before mezro and conmee...

I ask once again...

WHO THE FUCK IS WARF???

A wigger!!!!
uh u hu hu h uhu h u

I got lucky boots and they take me places!!!!!!

[WARF]

Tomorrow WARFY is going to sober up [okay, maybe the the following day], and when he does, he's going to laugh at all the empties he left all over the floor in this place....

strewn everywhere.....



Remember WARF, you can't get a hangover unless you stop drinking....

Yes!!!!!
7 hours to work!!!!!
Im gonna have my VAGINA DENTATA ready for the boss right after coffee!!!!

ORZEM!!!

[WARF]

I'm on the scenic route...... honeyu, how bout you?!@?!?!?!?!?!?!!?#<sdasdfg

[WARF]

I seriously don't understand how anyone could like Sammy Hagar after listening to David Lee Roth.... it's going from a cubed steak to filet mignon.....

Ray Luzier is a better drummer than ALEX!

I love the fucking DLR BAND!!!!

[WARF]

ORZEM!!!!!

[Sarge]

I love this CD. It's one of my top 10 of all time and beats out a few if the CVH albums.